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ok bye bye beer

me i thnk its a place for pple like you

mr ferlie:
oyanjide kaabooooooooooo.

mr fadi,se oyanjide loruko man yi ni?
o nlati je wipe o feran oyan gan ni wan se so ni oyanjide just like late obowunmi to feran obo ati eyin na te feran idi

mr ferlie:
iya aje, ore mi ni late deacon obowunmi, a jo ma ndo obo kiri ni sango ota ni.
ki olorun fi orun ke won. oro obo naa lo gbe lo si orun,

he yaaaaaaaaaa,
kolorun bawa te obo si afefe rere,
amo se eyin na si ma lo na awon obo kekeke ni sango ota ni?
why te le ma lo fun awon clean sweet toto to wa ni ABJ?
abi tawon iya oniru ati alata ye le like ju ni?
fresh toto lo da fun yin o.

ayanjide:
mo k'onile, mo k'alejo o

ayan omo ayan ilu re da?
pada sile ko re gbe ilu re wa,
mo fe ko solu simi nidi,
mo fe jo pelu omoge ati replenish repenis.

the thn pain you ko?
sorry you hear.

younghoodi:
WHAT ARE You SAYING DUDE?

AND WHERE THE FUK You FROM?

I DON'T KNOW You,You DON'T KNOW ME AND You CAME OUT OF KNOWWHERE AND STAR TALKING SHIT WOW.

ol boy you just dey yarn nonsense,
no be so oyinbo dey rap their language,
abeg no kill yourself because you wan impress girls for nairaland
english no be by force biko.

mr ferlie:
Ale oni ayato, idaji ko ni se ko, ka jo ma yata, yaa yoo, yoo yaa, e gbenle.

mo fe do [b]obo[/b][b]. obo nwumi do. e gbami oooooooooooooo

[/b]mr fadi ferlie,e jowo e ma fadi omo ye ya o,
eyi te ya ni last weekend won si stich a lowo ni LUTH o
MR Fadi ferlie,se family ni eyin ati late deacon obowunmi ni?
abi e kan jo ni somethn in common ni?
write up yin yi lo je ki nma think aloud o?

Gamine:
you're a witch!

goat!

im from germany?
na so your stupidity reach abi

before nko wetin you think say i be?pastor?
if you are not from germany,tell  brother{daddy}to helep you change your name to nigerian names,like ngosi,kemi,hasana,ekaite or udoh
wetin be gamine?the name sound like the name of my oyinbo nebo,s dog,_{hisses and walks away}

replenish:
bobo jowo ko mai lo

ki lo nse e , to nfi p'ofo

o ba behave ko na hard currency fun mi oh

ki wa  fun e l'oyan tutu mu o     

ye mi gbe,mi ku, mi ti gbe,
eni ma ku,pade eni ma pa,
replenish re[b]PENIS[/b]
jeje ni mo joko,
lo wa tomi o,
jeje ni mo joko se,
lo wa tomi o,
oko lowo  otun,oko losi o,{2ce}
oko niwaju re oko lehin,
oko wa yi e ka,o da layo,o do lorire,
obo yi boni lara jaso lo,
obo yi boni lara jaso lo,
obo yi boni lara jaso lo o,
o ma  ju aso lo,{apology to yinka ayefele}
replenish rePENIS baby,
abeg go on soun.

ijebu lady?
the bad mama jama,
the moda of jazzy jaz,
ogun baba ogun,
eweso ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

abeg speak beta grammar jo
and stop all this your akata english wey you no even sabi blow well well,
no let those oyinbo pple catch you as you dey murder dem language,
you na dat kind oyibo you go take wo girls for nairaland,
you just dey waste you time,
abeg me i gonna gonna go,because me i gonna gonna no get time for you.

nike4luv:
lool. depends on what a lady is looking for. basically, i aint bothered. kii se dandan ni ko lowo lowo

na so your own be,
ki nse dandan ko lowo lowo,
ko sa ti loko nla labe,
nike 4 rod love na you biko

$ammy:
Girls love OWO

you mean girls love oko

ziddy:
mase gb'ara l'obinrin o! _{(guitar riffs)} mase gb'ara l'obinrin odale. . . nigba iponju won a ko e sile etc. etc. that was the commander himself when his flows were still tight.

owo l'obinrin mo!!!

na lie[b] oko lobirin mo[/b]

foolish question,se na only hausa pple like tea?
for Germany wey you bin come from {according by to your name}una no dey drink tea abi na only sperm una dey drink?_{hisses and walks away}

chiogo:
Yo,@Young sweat, your pops must really be rich, how can u be 18 and still get money from him?? u a spoilt brat.

you just dey take syle to toast d guy,just talk say you like the bobo bcause him papa get money.
Rememba say not all dat glitters is gold o

lalaboi:
ki enikan ko orin fun wa na

se gberin abi eni gberin?a gberiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin,ok now how about this one?
a o robi seni keni rara,
a o pe ki tenikan ma le,
a o robi seni keni rara,
a o pe ki teni kan ma le,
awa ki seni abuku,
o wu Oluwa oba,
lo de wa lade fun wa loko.

e bami so fun baby ye koma ilo o,paran paran
omode se mi baby mi da,paran paran
e bami so fun fun baby ye ko ma ilo o,paran paran,
ko wa fun mi LOYAN TUTU mu o,
o ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooo,
e bami so fun sisi ye koma ilo o,
omode nse mi sisi oko mi da,
ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa,
e bami so fun sisi ye ko ma ilo o,
ko wa fun mi lobo tutu do o

but hard 2 bliv?
i got to go now,sleep tight,
bye yah,
i,m out of here,cos i,m out of time.

i dont do any of those stuffs,
forget wot i do here,
i,m just catchn my fun,
am as clean as heaven itself.

since you comes in and spoke
people comes here and spoked
me too i come here to spark,
make una no take oyinbo SHIT me

if dey do,na who go dey do ba bi allah and alumonjeri{begging} for naija?
abi you no know say na their trade marks be dat?

omoge:
hmmmmmmmm,
oun ti ko da o da
ma gba oko lowo ore e
oun ti o fi mi she

e get as e be

no be so obey sing am olodo ,na like dis,
ohun ti o da ko da,ma gba iyawo ore e,oju lofi ntini,o bani je lawujo ore,
ohun ti o da ko da,ma gboko{no be prik o}lowo ore e,oju lo fi ntini,o bani je lawujo ore{2ce}
toba jumi lo,o ju Olorun lo,we le fi iya jemi]

@omoge,you av somethn dat blongs to me dat i want, dat i disaya{desire},dat i,m lookn for,
dat i need,[/s[s]],dats is mine dat I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG FOR

aloib:
u wan try me for yoruba, ?

no be for yoruba i wan try you,
na for konko below i wan do exam for you,
se you go fit get A1 for the thn abi na F9 you go get?
i trust you na A+ you go score,
baby you too mos{much}.

eyin enia mi e dakun e gbami ni imoran o,
mo je omo odun meji din ni ogorin{78Yrs}mo de si wa very active and agile like inaki,
but iyawo mi to je omo odun marun din logorin{75yrs}to sese bi awon ibeji ni ohun ko ni fun mi ni oyan mu mo,
ere ni mo ro wipe o nse,but for the past two weeks,ti o ti bimo,loti gbe igba wara re kure nile ti ko si fun mi loyan mu mo,
eyi de ti je ki nbere sini gbe,nitori omi oyan ni won fi wo mi dagba,ohun ni mo ma nro sinu igo lo si ile iwe titi ti mo fi jade secondary school.E jowo kini mo le se nipa oro yi,se ki pa iyawo mi ti ni ki nlo wa iyawo miran?e dakun e lami loye o,Olorun ko ni yo oro oyan kuro ninu aye yi o,ase edumare.

omoge:
lol you are one funny one iya witch,

thank you for that song. wow it took so long but finally!

how are you sha?

i thought ladies always want it loooooooooooooooooooong or is it prolooooooooooooooooooooooooooong dey call it.

osereka:
I DE KAMPE
if that guy no ban me as e ban obowumi

no mind am,no be ban he banned obowunmi,na kill he kill am,
but obo refused to die,abi you no see am for inside him beautiful casket and him headquarter still dey shout HALLELUYAH, I DEY KAMPE,NA MY BODY DIE MY THN NEVER DIE
shame on those that can only kill the body but no the spirit
OBO LIVES FOREVER

richylaw:
Egbe eye lo n to eye lehin.

na dat one dem dey call,
karin kapo yiye ni nyeni.

mishoo:
OMG !!


The 'Son of a Gun' is back with another name !!!

_{Shakes Head and temporarilly leaves the thread !!!}

they can only bark,but they can't bite,don't you know that you can't kill the beatle?

minute:
so disrespestful.

now i have an idea of who seun was talkn about.

who was he talking talked about?



no be only naija sofa dey

omoge:
Iya oooooooo, Iya ni wura mi o
Baba ni dingi o
Ololu fe mi

Iya oooo, iya
Iya ni wura mi oo
Baba ni dingi o
Ololufemi, ololufemi


humming and whistling Iya oooo, iya
iya ni wura mi o
baba ni dingi oooo
ololufemi

Eka ro

Dat one no sweet,abeg check dis one out,it will surely make your day,
Peter oluwole babalawo ti won gbojule,o ti sere lo sapele,
onisegun ti won feyin ti,o ti sere lo calabar,
iwo o logun o,babalawo ma pe e,iwo o logun,o lo lorun oba o,
peter o,odofin bello mi omo olola,
peter odofin bello o omolola,
oluwole mi peter odofin bello ye o e,
peter o odofin bello o olola
oluwole mi peter odofin bello ye o e,
peter o odofin bello o olola,
PLAYS INSTRUMENT
ayanfe o,mo ba rode,sunny mi shehu o,mo ba rode,
ayanfe o moba rode sunny shehu o,mo ba rode,
sunny shehu mi atata omo olola,
awon to ndite si e,awon to nbinu si e,,oye ka fi to won leti,oye ka fi kan won lara,oye kafi ye won wipe,
aso gbere,e ka gbere o,
sunny shehu mi atata omo olola,aso gbere e ka gbere o,
awo yinka amoje,awo funso mi davies mi,
aso gbere,e ka gbere o
sunny shehu mi atata omo olola,aso gbere e ka gbere o,
PLAYS INSTRUMENT
Layiwola amoje mi,amoje mi,baba ni,{2ce}
layi amoje,onitemi atata o,akano omo olola,
ewure gbo kai,adie ngbo suuuuuuuuuuu,aja ngbo wagba wagba,amoje yi moba rode{2ce}
iwa rere leso enia,lofi mujo aguda,lo fi,fi baba joye,won fi baba joye,
sir,knight amoje,
toba ni mowa mo wi o,toba ni mowa,
mi o yaju soba mi o dite soba,toba ni mowa mo wi o,e
omo adegbenro,beru ba nba yin ewi o,
eru o ba omo balogun o,
omo balogun o,eru o bomo balogun,
awo funso,eru o bomo balogun
beru nba yin ewi o,
eru o bomo baloguunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.


I JUST FULFILLED MY PROMISE TO YOU,EVEN THOU SOME EVIL FORCES TRIED TO STOP ME,BUT,THEY CANT STOP THE SUN FROM SHINNING.
GOD PASS DEM.
SO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG,ABI NA SO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG?
ANYHOW SA,
ONE ROD LOVE

CALL TO GLORY
With gratitude to God for a life well spent we announce the home calling of our grandfather,father,husband,uncle,son and friend,chief,dr,professor,imam,evangelist,prohet Obowunmi Nwobodo{GCFR,UBA,UTC,USA,UK,NPF,SSS,NA,HIV/AIDS}who passed on to eternal world after he was gruesomely murdered by the site administrator/bad belle people.
Deacon Obowunmi,we love you but God loves you most,
continue to rest in the bossom of the Lord
He is survived by,
Chief mrs obowunmi okogbona
okosegun obowunmi
okorenle obowunmi
okobukola obowunmi
okoseni obowunmi
okotola obowunmi
obonbiwinninu obowunmi
okonbiwoninu obowunmi
             okorenle obowunmi for the family

i,m proud to be a nigerian,even in hell we can still survive,no thanx to our leaders.