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Phate07:
I am hereby exercising my rights not to cast my votes.

so you must announce it? anyway, how much would you cost me to do PDP with my votes? need to move from 4 to at least 10

what are you looking at her picture for

can i share in the royal breakfast

So she shldnt fart? maybe you should blame big brother for the microphone that was amplifying the sound of the fart so much that you heard it

hey baby190 so how is mama and papa190

Why shldnt I? I come nairaland to count bridges?

Not a scientist but a Love doctor! Need my services?

^^wetin you use soak gari?

pls shut the door carefully after you

ok now, let me analyse dis mama and papa 190 story

1. they have been married for 20something yrs, means you are 20sometin yrs! no wonder your wahala still plenty
2. you saw papa190 only twice a year for 11yrs. no wonder you be woman wrapper
3. papa190 smallest car is a benz190[s]. i guess it was his first car hence your attachment to the name[/s]

more to come later

only your loyal customer is within reach

keep crying

sure you missed out this part

dave2:
Cos Goldie is capable of doing anything

maybe you shld tell me wat you eventually did

its always Tom and Jerry or The last kiss

yeah! d story of papa190 and mama190 right?

wasnt talkingto you

do i luk like am sick

good for you

she is troublesome!

i once saw a sticker" BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN IS A BIG NYANSH"

yeah! d result of your ultimate search innit?

are you before

you? goldie's BF?

only after you tell me which kind work you dey do till 4a.m

why should i?

SMH at Goldie

I never knew you were a witch! Wat were u doing up dat late?

Good to be back home by 4am? Busy day indeed!

The End! We are Nothing but pencils in the hand of the creator

The guy cldnt live to tell the story!