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Dats a cheap line men use in wooing girls after they are married. I see dating a married man as sowing seeds of unhappiness in a home that I wld reap in my own home in d long run.

kandikane you know, mukina you know, but who the 4k is 190? just reading nayah's thots

but you aint one of those yet hence, you would be used and dumped!

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=718674.msg8768640#msg8768640 date=1311348055]SS1

Last day of the term and i decided to mount the goal that day in the last football class match of the term
we where leading 2 goals to nil
and been the last day, I was prepared to get dirty and spoil myself to ensure not a single ball goes past me
People where hailing - 190, 190, 190, 190
cos originally i was a striker and it came as a suprise why i was so good that day catching all shots on goal

Would never forget the time 2:32pm that afternoon, something tragic happened
I already noticed an empty soak/pit away close to where my post was, I dont know what happened
But a friend of mine played a shot which was drifting away from the goal towards the pit/ soak away
I dont know what kinda amebo spirit came over me - but i decided to go for the ball -

Got it mid way in the air and there was no floor underneath me anymore as i was rite over the soak away/pit
The rest is history
I woke up 10mins later right inside the soak away and the field was deserted
everyone to their own tent as they all laughed their belle out into the class and some where still on the field crying

It wasnt funny to me cos i would have hurt myself and you know Nigerians how scared we are (immediately something happens)
everyone takes to their heels then later start popping back out to see what happened!
I was compensated with various ice cream, water, etc - and i was so lucky it was an empty pit filled with weeds if not God knows what would have
happened!

Till date, i still laff @ what happened[/quote]thanks dear! this has made my day

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=718300.msg8767823#msg8767823 date=1311341771]did i dodge a bullet? or am i missing something? [/quote]didnt miss anything sweetheart

so you had to open a thread becos i used and dumped you

she sued oldnavy for using her look alike in their add campaigns cos she believes it would mislead pple from patronising her own fashion products. i tink she has a point there if you ask me.

seems phate's effort paid off in the long run

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=716782.msg8759841#msg8759841 date=1311246552]Iyatrustee/sleekyB go and find comfort on top of a transformer [/quote]yeah! after you have located your own comfort zone on the transformer, only then  would i locate one for myself

ok then! but you said talkin from experience as if it happened to you

Omolola1:
To add to what i said earlier-

don't think of converting her to your religion or belief coz if u do, she would simply go back to being a witness after u both are married, and that spells DOOM!
Talkn from xperience.

how if i may ask?

oh 190 darling! do you have to go through all dis stress just to declare your undying love for me

its me your former rival maid

knock knock

Who is dis

Bomboclat!

Fighting over debosky

Yusuf don dey crace

Are you jealous?

nincompoop!

IKN, you would choose dat ugly style

IDGYC, you go take alomo bitters drink gari

he cant be in here cos he is with his next target

yipee! 190 is free lets see how long he can stay free

Jamb kweshun

El Guapo:
Fast foward - 10hrs Later

Yusuf Spotted Dead On bhusayor's Asx!! -Oh! Poor Lizard-

**Am off to Yusuf's thatched house to Console Iyatrustee**

i cannot believe he died in a woman's hole! they told me he was asmatic