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GEJ sef follow? abeg forget that thing

[s]just tinking why she is calling the insurance company? cld she be afraid dat my bois would destroy the house or she is scared for her husband's life[/s] oh i feel for her

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=689797.msg8693988#msg8693988 date=1310384137]Just as everyone might have anticipated, the heavy set of bangs that rocked on the living room door was not what u wld call a knock frm a friendly visitor.

Everyone is still, seconds after the third set of door banging, the door comes of the hinges by a trust blow, those inside are unsure how that managed to hapun. Their thoughts are cut shut by the heavy voice of one of the three angry looking g I joes "where is that bloody civilian?"

Yinkalink sobs a little and then cries out "pls, dnt kill my husband!!! , tears are beginning to roll down her eyes.

El guapo humbly steps forward and attempts to open his mouth but his right cheek was met with a heavy slap from one of the soldiers. The question was repeated "who is the fuking imb-ecile?"

With his left Hand on his cheeck, he raises the middle finger of the right hand.

*some one wld wish he was never born today*[/quote]this is interesting

you dey here dey find scene two abi? when my soilder boys come now, na all of una dey go bundle

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=689797.msg8693759#msg8693759 date=1310381338]Iya is all cuddled up in a corner of the living room subbing after a smack from el guapo, soon, sound of sirens gets louder just as Yinkalink pulls aside the drapes to find out what is causing such noise on the usually quiet neighborhood, she is even more astonished to see the three Hummer 1 jeeps extra loaded with Military men pull up just outside the house they call home.

She takes a quick glance at Iya, then says, “Did u once mention your husband was sort of a Top Military Officer?” Iya does not answer,

El guapo tries to reach for the door to lock it up, but suddenly gets back his senses and realizes that he is not dealing with ordinary human beings here, he then walks up to Iya and is softly begging her and asking her to pls ring her husband

Sound of men approaching the main gate gets louder, El guapo’s heart is beating as loud as a drum in a marching band, yinkalink has her both hands on her head. sexkillz, goldielucks and omolola are just speechless

*Armageddon wld hapun 2day*[/quote]i love the sight of a scared el-guapo

El Guapo:


**Moves some inches closer to Where Iya is standing and delivers a heart thumping Slapzz**

Yusuf do your worst

 we would meet in court!

yinkalink:
@ el, was just kiddin, v i ever acted dat wae towards u even thou i kn of all your escapades?
@ iya, thanks a lot for your ‘ help‘
@ omolola, good to finally meet u, thou i dnt tink its nice to tell som1 u‘v just met to “stop actin like a kid“
Esp cos tins arent alwaes as dey seem.

so happy you appreciate my litu effort

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg8693508#msg8693508 date=1310379166]i don't remember signing any divorce docs
i shld be d one using this excuse

NB, a bullet just flew over my head , wld call u wen i get back to d green zone [/quote]

El Guapo:
@Iya, I swear before God n Man i will give u a dirty slap if u dont close your trap!!

@Yink, If i eva know where i've gone wrong this tym i would be glad n work to appease u, but God knows i know notin bout the claims u're puttin up against me! Is it now a crime to recount the past days wiv an Ex? Yink i Love n care bout u but u seem not to value a bit of it wiv the way u're sounding!

its a big crime when you bring the ex to your home to recount the past days over a glass of juice and some music

were you listening to my tots

*thinking aloud* i knew they were still in love when i saw them yesterday, now i pity my former madam even though she sef no dey ever stay for house

why are you single again dont tell me they settled already

Spousal neglect!

^^what are u doing here? I don't live here again. I divorced yusuf already!

A gud candidate wld be Captain 190!

I don't want to be told how it happened!

Wats goin on here? Old love rekindling?

I just did my nails and so can't seperate u guys. So u better behave yourselves!

Hmmmm!

I cld also introduce one of my calabar sister to replace me

Oh thank you sir! Wld you mind if I pop in once in a while to say hello?

So tey you dey miss Dave

^^^really?

see my sis dey form correct babe abeg na complete agaracha we be jare

Dyt:
Hmmm
all me?
Smilin n takes a bow
tot it wz more dan dat jor

maybe i tender my resignation

he said i embarrased him by becoming a maid! that his friends now make jest of him. i kinda agree with him though

El Guapo:
[color=#006600]Since u never wanted to Greet so i took up, how's body n [b]Yusuf_@?[/[/b]color]

he divorced me

morning sir

hmmmm!

we would meet at the tribunal! its obvious some underground deals is happening with the polls