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In Kwara, Obbo aiyegunle, Osi, Isare opin and oke opin, it's only 8000 naira and one schnapp

None gravid uterus means no pregnancy

We have managed this before. Consider Amputation.. it will definitely be the last you will hear of it.

We need now to start thinking. Appears the end of this country is nearer than we think.

Go to any police station with the carton and ask that it be tracked down..

Call this guy.. na small pikin but it will happen
08069611281

Its amazing how no one has even taken a look at the post and made an edited copy such that we can fine tune it till it becomes perfect.. we need to work and improve ideas and not sit and comment or criticize.. I dont see Nigeria growing with this attitude o

It is Still Available

Ko din ni 500k sir.

And you have to come see what you want to buy first.

gbeseun:
400k
Can you me give it to ibadan?

It can not go less than 500k sir.
Everything is working..
It can even move to Burkina fast..
Nothing absolutely is wrong with it..

aladesuyi:
300k, anything to repair and can it move to Lagos in d shape it is?

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I have a 2001 Mazda MPV for sale.
Everything intact and working fine.
Just bought a pilot Jeep for my wife this is the reason for sale.
Mileage: 124321
Docs intact.

Vehicle is in Ilorin in Kwara state.

Amount: 500,000 NGN

Whatsapp: 08024017124

The Location is Comoros Island.

A Public Health organisation needs to employ someone as a public health research assistant in a diasporan destination.
Duties include: epidemiological survey.
Design of survey title.
Liaising with locals as regards health needs.
Discuss with sister NGOs on way to better the host communities.
Basic Qualification: Recognised degree in Health sciences. A MSC in Community health, Tropical Medicine , Public Health and Tropical Microbiology is an added advantage.
Remuneration: 120 USD weekly.
Must haves: Vaccination data must be up to date., International Passport., Must speak English, and any of the Following Arabic, Creole Pidgin, French or Swahili.
Job duration: Full time.
Resumes should be sent to
IdowuOluwaseyi.icid@protonmail.com

Referees should send their references in a separate email. There should be 3 referees in all. 2 must be academic and any other.

Lock the agent up

See what someone said about us?

It's a shame that we Nigerians are our own problems. Do u know that there are many holders of influential offices who want to help the nation but have no idea how to do...??

What is wrong with these MODs that they cant move this to front page??
Do you think it's easy for a writer who has put in so much energy and critical thinking into this??
And if it is snake. Phewwww to front page.. if it is celebrity buy moto... its Phew to front page..
Before now, I used to have hope.. now I give up.. Nigerians are the problems of Nigeria.

Just get an access or diamond domiciliary account, it's easy.. and just 0.5% and u can even send from your mobile app..

Look in the positive side.. there are actually benefits in our number.. with the right direction...

doctorwholagos:
Nigeria needs to Split. End of Story

Please look at it again sir.. I mentioned that sir..

otokx:
You had no comment on dustbin, flooding, black soot, get rich money music and churches.

Without the right mentality all these you have mentioned are just a waste.

Foreigners have no business getting free education in Nigeria.

I am not campaigning here.. I am just looking and posting immediate solution.. this is just for any reasonable government to look at and probably if there is no template, start doing this and see the difference it will make...

Davash222:
Buhari said more than this during 2015 election campaign. He even said he’ll make one Naira equal one Dollar.

It’s easier said than done.

Nigeria problems and its solution.

Written by Oluwaseyi Idowu

Boko Haram
Turn Sambisa Forest to a Game reserve with wild animals with high venom lethal rates suitable for that type of climate.

Herdsmen
Restrict their movement per state and let government through the ministry of Agric be the middle men regulating their sales as well as movements.

Power
Let each State Generate, Sell and manage their own power while the Nerc regulates the power sector.
Give 6 month ultimatum to each state and federal government should provide for each state 50% of the power generation fee and regulate the spending.. the fee should be as a form of bailout and federal government should deduct from monthly allocation.

Roads
Make arrangement with International construction companies to make the road and complete within 6 months then they can make toll points and collect tolls for 10 years on those roads. No two roads should be awarded to a single construction company. There are more construction companies abroad than roads in Nigeria.

Job opportunities
First government should make company registration free in Nigeria.

All companies ready to establish is Nigeria should have 10 years company tax waived on grounds that 65% of staffs are Nigerians.(25% management staff must be Nigerians and 10% executive management staff must be from that local government)

If u establish a company in Nigeria or bring in above 10,000USD into the country legally for business, foreigners should be given Visa waivers for their family.

Villages and countryside should be opened up for factories, power plant, troops points and weapon testing sites to enhance security.

Economic restrictions such as daily fund spend limit should be reviewed upwardly.

Food products and drugs should be duty free. Car duty should be less than 5% (government can go ahead and impose higher taxes on engine oils, vehicle registration, car use charges etc

Government should make export totally free and then a 5%-15% charges on all cash inflow from abroad..


Education

Make tetfund more robust.
Make tertiary Education free but charge like 8000 for Jamb and like 5000 for Neco.
[ ] Reduce admission quota for federal Tertiary institutions for adequate trainings and also federal tertiary education becomes only for the best of the best.
[ ] Make Tertiary workers have good pay with robust allowances then go and charge high rates of taxes and federation returns.
[ ] Make Primary education compulsory for every child.
Let education be tuition free also for foreigners.. and please let's give them admission enmasse.. they will pay Visa fees, flights to Nigeria and ofcourse get accommodation. Which brings more money to Nigeria in form of foreign exchange.


Welfare
Enforce compensation for communities where environmental hazards from companies affect them.
Staff welfare matters.
Employ a special adviser on citizens welfare.
Let that person visit everywhere there is a problem in Nigeria and convey the message of Nigeria to the citizens affected.
Let that person show affection and show love.
Let Nigerians feel loved.


Salaries

Increase federal minimum wage to 150k.
Increase allowances to about 75k.

So each Nigerian takes about 225k home monthly.
We will get it back in tax.

Petroleum resources.
First, pay a monthly compensation to communities where oil is explored.
Say 0.5% of total amount accrued.
Give that money to traditional institutions and ward heads. Let the RMFAC monitor its spending.

Reduce fuel pump price to 15 per litre provided you can do a prepaid buying of 10000 per year. Or 75 per litre for small amounts.

That way federal government has generated money ahead.. then Impose Car use charge, generator Use charge and Ecosystem protection use charge for every household. Government makes more money for economic development and even households who normally dont buy fuel will pay for the fuels.

Let kerosene be subsidized while Stoves are banned, fire wood banned..based on health grounds.
Then there will be a charge on Use of LPG for cooking monthly. Safety agents are employed thereby generating employments.

That way, even feeding will generate money for government to cover many other loopholes..


Foreign affairs

Nigerian visas should cost about 400$ but all visas should be Electronic.
All visas should be instantly issued but immigration officers should decide if a traveller is fit to enter the country.

Nigeria should begin to advertise all over the world why people should come and invest in Nigeria.

Nigeria should partner with countries like China to build more airport terminals and allow them to maintain and manage the airports at 95%-1% profit sharing for 10 years and then transfer to to Nigeria.
Every state must have an airport by this arrangement.

Nigeria should struggle(bribe, influence) to host many international stuffs.. conferences, symposium, workshops, tournaments, games etc.

Nigeria should start acting as a mediator for peace and global sanity( to bring Nigeria) to limelight.
Host Kim and Trump summit..

President(or a designate) should visit
Israel, Pakistan,Palestine,north Korea, Cambodia, South Korea and start begging about for world peace.. people would begin to see Nigeria in Good light.
Beg the media to stop shouting about scammers and Yahoo Yahoo to stop tainting our image.
Let efcc face internal affairs only..
Change the face of our foreign affairs.. modernise things. Let everyone who applies Nigerian Visa get it.. but ofcourse at about 400$.
Showcase our tourist attractions on international media.

Let people be able to buy Nigerian citizenship for say 30000USD.
Go to countries and negotiate for Visa free for Nigerian citizens.. on very minimal but stringent conditions.. countries like Japan, Korea, Australia and other far distant countries with high flight fees.. we should also grant their citizens Visa free..


Police affairs

Seriously face this.
Cancel SARS.
Cancel Anti Kidnapping. Draft this to NsCDC.

Let police be sane.
Sack police officers with shabby uniforms.
Sack police officers who are not polite.
In court, before any trial, let test for police sanity be first tested before commencement of trial.
Do massive police retrenchment. Ensure that small amounts of offences by the police is matched with prison terms. Let police be more upright.
Let police training schools be degree awarding.
Remove police from stop and search. Make them an observatory agency for a while. Like 10 months.. we wont die..

Enforce height, education and other qualifications for the police force.
Move them to be under the Judiciary.

Police should stop settling disputes. There is an alternative dispute resolution.

Debt settlement should strictly be for the courts.
Give police good vehicles, various categories.. showed,patrol vehicles etc. Let police be able to impose fines on pardonable behaviours. Let FIRS collect all the fines..


Para military

Immigration be banned from Handling money at their points.. airports and seaports or border posts.
They should be empowered to determine exit and entry at our points of Entry or exit.
Immigration plays an important role in this government plan.
Increase their salary and give overtime bonuses.
Government should deploy them to our vast borders. And decongest the offices. Nigerian passports should be applied online, decided and issued all without face to face meeting. Courier services should deliver the passports.

Customs should be moved from ministry of finance to Ministry of trade and Investment. They should be orientated to know that they are not to seize things and auction, but to ensure good trading and business atmosphere in Nigeria.
They should be polite and ensure they are on the borders. Its not right to find them outside of the border posts.
They should be neat, polite and must not be drunks or drug users.
All must be certified fit medically with at least 15 years drug fee life including use of alcohol.
They must ensure trade goes well in Nigeria.

Nigeria port health services
These people must be either nurses, doctors or holders of a degree in Public health only. All others already there must train new staffs and they themselves be transferred to other outposts of the fed ministry of health.
They must ensure no strange illnesses are brought here.

Nigerian Quarantine services.
These ones just currently collect salaries.
If they arrest foreign goat, I learnt near badagry west.. that link bridge, they will just roast the animal and chop..

I currently think they should just be scrapped and merged with the dept of foresty and wildlife management of the ministry of agric.

Tourism and arts.
Let the nation organise and start a film festival, as Nirth Korea bad reach, people who visit the country go there because of their film festival.. with that stuff, we can portray a good Nigeria and make people see the rights in our life too..
Nigeria will generate a lot of money from Visa fees.. let the nation even make a special Visa for the festival.. at say cheaper like Russia did for the world cup..

Let Nigeria show the world its beauties.. show them obudu ranch, tinapa, agbuike cave, zaria walls, mambilla, owu falls, gossy spring, idanre hill, olumo etc..

Let us also organize Nigeria annual academic festival.. with 20 million PhD holders, haba we can do something..

Communications
Govt should impose a daily phone access charge of 30NGN
And all text messages should be free.
All first 20 seconds daily should be free also to all local numbers.
Data should be 150 for 1gb.
SIM reg should be matched with BVN.
Call drops should be sanctioned by NCC that service providers pay 5000NGN per call drop.


Banking
All Nigerians must possess a bank account for social services. Every Nigerian who has a BVN must have an ATM card. ATM withdrawal on a savings account should be limited to 5000 NGN per day or a fine of 50 nGN per extra 100 withdrawn over 5000NGN.

Government should make alert in Nigeria free.
Every Nigerian who has transacted above a 100000 monthly should be charged 1000 the next month as sundry charge.
Let Nigerians have access to Electronic banking.


Postal services.
Add money transfers to post offices.
Design a plan that makes money orders better than cash and cheques. Like let money orders clear instantly in banks.
Make local posting in Nigeria free.
Ensure post office staffs are more polite and more up to date.
Refine the postal services and integrate them to banking, airports services, customs and excise and broaden their horizon.


Trade and Investment.
Ask Toyota, Honda, GMC, Mercedes Benz to come to Nigeria for business.
Put Them in states with dull economies
Toyota= Katsina
Honda=Kogi
Mercedes benz= Kwara
GMC= Nasarawa etc

That way, they will employ people.. give them a business friendly environment.. zero taxes on exports with agreement that they employ Nigerians at least 45% and must pay the minimum wage.

Go and meet dunlop, Michelin, Finlandia, Pirelli, Samsung,apple, Nokia
Discuss with them and tell them that Nigeria has a large population and there is market for them.. convince them and give them good conditions and then give them land for building and we are good..

Religion
Let all pastors in Nigeria have a theological training from an NUC certified institution.
Let all imams have similar certification.
Traditional worshippers are not allowed to have regular congregations. U can have festivities and other stuffs.

Pollution.

It becomes an offence to drive a car above the RDA of fumes. Fine of 50k awaits u.

Your vehicle should not breakdown on any federal road for over 10hours .. if not it becomes forfeited to the ministry of transport.
Gas flaring attract a high fine.
Your surrounding must be neat. Make everyday environmental such that 9am is resumption at work, schools and other places. There must be no flight earlier than 9am in Nigeria.
Environmental sanitation is from 7am to 8am everyday, if u want to flout the rule, you can pay a fine of 5000NGN and open your shop at 8am..

Health
O-5yrs have free health services incl surgeries
65+ have free health services excluding surgeries.
MDCN will be the institution to attach people for house job. Once you have your temporary license.. u have a house job placement.

All Nigerian staffs have medical insurance.
The have option of NHIs for their family.
Nigeria Teachers with the TRCN certificates have a 55% priority in public health facilities.

All police officers with over 10 years in service have 20% priority.

All youths between 10 and 25 have 50% priority.

All others except casualties have to wait.
Public officers above level 10 have 25% delays.

Each community is entitled to one hospital to be headed by the native of that community. Charges in Nigerian hospitals must not be above 45000. Every charge(excluding investigations) above 45000 must be handed to government for reimbursement.
Sirens are banned near hospitals.
Ambulances are also to have their sirens off in the hospitals.
Horns are banned in Nigerian hospitals.


This is my submission

08063334759

Please who is asking this question? Na primary school you dey?

I have a couple of prophecies for this 2019 Elections.
First, the presidential Elections wont hold this weekend.. 23rd.

Believe it or not,
Dino will win Kogi west
Saraki will win Kwara central
Wike will win
Udon Emmanuel will win
Akpabio will loose
Ganduje will loose
Okorocha will loose
Ihedioha will win
Amosu will loose
Ajumobi will loose
Sanwo Olu will win
Rasak atunwa will win by a slim margin
Atiku will win
2019, we will have an under 35 minister of Finance, Minister of Health and minister of education.
Watch out for the special adviser to the president on special duties.. that is who will change the country for Good.

You will refer to this when it all happens..

boxypane:
The sooner the passport of obj is confiscated by the FG, the better for the country.

Na diplomatic.. u dont confiscate that anyhow... or the nation will be expelled by international laws

Pdp
Kwara
Benue
Taraba
Osun
Kogi
Rivers
Bayelsa
Ebonyi
Enugu
Delta


Apc
Lagos
And some more

Please ask me about any fertility, sexology issues that you might have..
All problems have honest solutions and right medication. Just ask me..

Dr iyi

I live in Lagos.. and a Medical person.. I can help u get ur and send to u..