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Crime / Re: He's Going To Jail Soon For A Crime He Knows Not.. (urgent Advice) by Iyke1998(m): 12:11pm On May 20, 2016
MadCow1:


You keep embarrassing yourself..

A Mechanic cant claim ownership of your vehicle just because you gave him your particulars and proof of Ownership. grin grin grin

If na so, all the Police for road for fit claim people cars as their own.. grin grin; D;




Uncle, Please stop. Even me don dey shame for you on your behalf.. grin

Daddy,I'm coming my mb don finish...
Na till next wEek mtn go give me mb again.
I go reply u den....

I pray say u go don try get sense before then sha.
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Looks Dapper In New Photo Shoots by Iyke1998(m): 11:56am On May 20, 2016
This guy somehow get dwarf body structure ooo.

Nice suite...
Na only that one I see

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Crime / Re: He's Going To Jail Soon For A Crime He Knows Not.. (urgent Advice) by Iyke1998(m): 11:55am On May 20, 2016
MadCow1:



YES!!! A Mechanic should ask for the Vehicle Papers and verify Ownership before working on the vehicle..

Elizade does it, Briscoe does it, Germaine does it, Honda Place does it, Stallion Motors does it..




You should take your own advise about getting sense.. Cos you sound specially stupiid right now.


grin

And what if the mechanic takes the paper and claims ownership of the vehicle?

Once again,Get sense na

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Politics / Re: 5 Workers Arrested By JTF Over Pipeline Bombing Released by Iyke1998(m): 11:48am On May 20, 2016
Hmm

Zaa fifu of Nigeria are ferry ferry kwarapt..
Even zaa sekurity argencies.

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Politics / Re: ExxonMobil Qua-Iboe Terminal Shut Down Over Militants' Threats by Iyke1998(m): 11:44am On May 20, 2016
Hmm
With what is going on in Nigeria now,Ghana is beginning to look like Dubia to some people.

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Health / Re: Government Sponsored Medical Tourism To End Come January 2017 by Iyke1998(m): 11:40am On May 20, 2016
If I hear say this one go work..

If this man get headache now,e don run go india..
*************
Dede Buhari,E nu go ya?

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Crime / Re: He's Going To Jail Soon For A Crime He Knows Not.. (urgent Advice) by Iyke1998(m): 11:39am On May 20, 2016
MadCow1:
Receiving Stolen Goods is a Criminal Offense under the Laws of the Federal Republic of Nigeria..





#Ignorance is not an excuse under the Law.

It is your responsibility to carry out due diligence on the property before receiving or purchasing it.

Are you trying to say the mechanic should request for paper of ownership etc from the man who brought the car for repair?

Get sense na abeg

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Crime / Re: He's Going To Jail Soon For A Crime He Knows Not.. (urgent Advice) by Iyke1998(m): 11:32am On May 20, 2016
Hmm..
Police sef don dey do 419.
Who go arrest them now.
Nawa oo..
***************
Just get a lawyer,try contacting Dr Joe Odumakin on facebook or twitter,she would be able to hook you up with lawyers(for free)...
I trust that woman die...
*********************

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Literature / Re: A New Creation. (A Story By Donkross1 And Oyinprince) by Iyke1998(m): 11:25am On May 20, 2016
Oya baba DonKross,come show us love abeg.
Family / How Many Of You Watched This Cartoons? by Iyke1998(m): 10:36am On May 17, 2016
Give the names of the cartoons if you remember them.

Business / Re: Bob Johnson Marries Lauren Wooden by Iyke1998(m): 1:00am On May 12, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:



IT'S A MERE COMIC BOOK.. .. THE WORLD IS REALIZING THERE'S NO NEED FOR IT.

If God send thunder to strike you dead now,them go say God harsh.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Iyke1998(m): 11:54pm On May 11, 2016
sutst:
25 for detective and 30 for cadet
Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Iyke1998(m): 12:36pm On May 11, 2016
sutst:
I was called yesterday, may b bcs ur detective, cadet where call

What is the age limit?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Iyke1998(m): 10:04am On May 11, 2016
Iyke1998:
Please What is the age limit for SSCE holders?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Iyke1998(m): 12:46am On May 11, 2016
Please What is the age limit for SSCE holders?
Literature / Re: Blood And Thunder (Dawn Of Justice) by Iyke1998(m): 4:30pm On Apr 18, 2016
Present Sir
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Shakara - Mistaken For A Kidnapper By Police by Iyke1998(m): 11:45am On Apr 14, 2016
That's why I love DSS.
Crime / Re: Which Of These Nigeria Security Agencies Is Well Equipped? by Iyke1998(m): 11:24am On Apr 12, 2016
To me oooo.
SSS is more equipped..

The guns this guys carry,I only see them on T.V.
The day SSS came to my compound to see a neighbor of mine,their dressing alone can make one faint,talk more of their guns..

Despite the F200 rifle the hold,they still hold a FN P90 for personal protection.

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Crime / Which Of These Nigeria Security Agencies Is Well Equipped? by Iyke1998(m): 12:06am On Apr 12, 2016
Which Of These Nigeria Security Agencies Is Well Equipped?
In terms of weapons and their kit.

(1)The Nigeria Police Force(NPF).

(2)Nigeria Army(NA)

(3)Nigeria Navy(NN)

(4)Nigeria Security and Civil Defense Corps(NSCDC)

(5)Nigeria Custom Service(NCS)

(6)State Secret Service(SSS)

(7)Add yours

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Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I {by Vict-vames} by Iyke1998(m): 10:32pm On Apr 06, 2016
victvames:
Meet me privately to seek permission for the Season 2,,,,, Sorry guys i can't post it here for now. Just follow it here http://www.coolval22.com/Vforum/topic/the-presidents-daughter-and-i-season-2-2/#post-562545

Boss I just sent you an email...

I need permission to copy this work.
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I {by Vict-vames} by Iyke1998(m): 12:11pm On Apr 05, 2016
victvames:
Please follow the Season 2 here www.coolval22.com/Vforum/topic/the-presidents-daughter-and-i-season-2-2/#post-562549

Please boss,can I copy and paste this season 2 on my Facebook page?
Business / Re: Naira Exchange Rates Today by Iyke1998(m): 2:11pm On Mar 30, 2016
Quakertellicus1:


He actually did not make that promise.

He did promise to make the naira on par with the dollar....but he did not say he would INSTANTLY DO IT.

Which are two different things (I know you would chant excuses....so let me explain).

When PMB took over....he did state that he would diversify the economy (So far it is talk...and that leaves me dissapointed somewhat....but you cannot diversify the economy in 10 months....it is a process).

So far...he is talking agric (which does not please me....I prefer industries).

He has also targetted 10000MW by 2019.

All these = increased local manufacturing= less dollar exodus out of Nigeria= Nigerian currency getting stronger again.

(That's his idea).



As for me....

1.I would sack excess civil servants and raise fuel prices,and end educaiton subsides.

2.I would increase taxes and agressively colelct taxes

3.Ban imports of things we can make.

4.Restrict forex to just education, and fuel import.Meanwhile build three refineries.

5.Increase generation to 20000 over 10 years.

6.Promote industries agressively.Forget oil and agric.

So you see....PMB is not aggresive enough for me.

Now I wish you were the president.
Business / Re: Naira Exchange Rates Today by Iyke1998(m): 1:56pm On Mar 30, 2016
Quakertellicus1:


Considering the fact that it is not his fault...it is the fault of the low oil price...which means that we do not have the foreign exchange to buffer the naira.

Hence the CBN governor is hoarding dollars so as to prevent the naira from depreciating too fast. (Soludo did the same thing in 2007/8.).

So, unless you have an idea to increase oil prices...which we do not control......you cannot curse PMB for it.

While I blame GEJ for not saving....and for reducing our savings from 60bn to 32 bn....the fact is...if he had saved...it would have just delayed the inevitable.

We are in this mess because Nigerians like you want free money. You do not want to be a manufacturing power like South Korea,Japan or China. You want an economy where there is a big naitonal cake for you to share....and where if you think you are not getting enough....you would promptly shout Biafra, Sharia, Jihad, National Conference,Marginalisation, Bad people, etc.

In my opinion, it is a good thing times are hard.Maybe we will end our addiction to sharing a non-existent cake.....and actually do some thinking and working.

Didn't he know all these before He promised to make $1-#1?
Business / Re: Naira Exchange Rates Today by Iyke1998(m): 1:02pm On Mar 30, 2016
Hmm

I just dey think of the curse wey I go lay on Buhari.

*still thinking*

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Culture / Why Is It Expensive To Do A Burial In Cross River? by Iyke1998(m): 7:18am On Mar 29, 2016
Currently,I'm in Bekwerre in Cross River for a burial.
I arrived yesterday,what I saw was a very large crowd of elderly men and women.

The deceased happens to be the mum of my boss' wife.

She said,she bought Chickens and Goats numbering upto 50.
This will be shared among the deceased age groups.
There was a lot of eating and drinking.

The wake keep is on thursdays and burial on friday,I began to wonder,how the wake keep and burial will be like.

In the meantime,I'm really enjoying their palmwine its so dope.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Shoot Motorists On Fuel Queue In Kwara by Iyke1998(m): 12:05pm On Mar 27, 2016
Hmm

Thunder wey go fire Buhari and ihm people dey chop HOT EBA..

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Literature / Re: My University Experience by Iyke1998(m): 10:16pm On Mar 18, 2016
Nawa for all this NL writers sef.
When the start a story,they beg for followers,now that they have the followers,they find it hard to upload..

If something is wrong,let us know dear.
Politics / Re: Rerun: INEC Materials Arrive Rivers State - Photos by Iyke1998(m): 8:08pm On Mar 18, 2016
otokx:


Rivers people, please come out en masse and vote candidates of your choice.

At the risk of their lives.
Politics / Re: Rerun: INEC Materials Arrive Rivers State - Photos by Iyke1998(m): 1:15pm On Mar 18, 2016
APC will have their say,but PDP will have their way...

Advice to all Rivers people,stay indoors.
Don't risk your life because of one bloody politician who doesn't care about your existence...

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Politics / Re: From 30, Senators With Saraki At CCT Shrink To 18. by Iyke1998(m): 1:11pm On Mar 18, 2016
Hmm.

Our senators they run for their lives.
Before Saraki go just turn face Ekweremadu kon tell am say"Hope you know that you also have a false asset declaration"?

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Education / Re: NUC Dismisses The 11 Years Policy For The Training Of Medical Students by Iyke1998(m): 1:07pm On Mar 18, 2016
I never believed the story.

Why will one spend 11years in the university,when one can be a millionaire,Marry,Build a house,give birth to three kids and more in 11years.

I can't fit come and go and kill myself becos I want to be a doctor.

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