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Business / Re: Naira Exchange Rates Today by Iyke1998(m): 2:11pm On Mar 30, 2016
Quakertellicus1:


He actually did not make that promise.

He did promise to make the naira on par with the dollar....but he did not say he would INSTANTLY DO IT.

Which are two different things (I know you would chant excuses....so let me explain).

When PMB took over....he did state that he would diversify the economy (So far it is talk...and that leaves me dissapointed somewhat....but you cannot diversify the economy in 10 months....it is a process).

So far...he is talking agric (which does not please me....I prefer industries).

He has also targetted 10000MW by 2019.

All these = increased local manufacturing= less dollar exodus out of Nigeria= Nigerian currency getting stronger again.

(That's his idea).



As for me....

1.I would sack excess civil servants and raise fuel prices,and end educaiton subsides.

2.I would increase taxes and agressively colelct taxes

3.Ban imports of things we can make.

4.Restrict forex to just education, and fuel import.Meanwhile build three refineries.

5.Increase generation to 20000 over 10 years.

6.Promote industries agressively.Forget oil and agric.

So you see....PMB is not aggresive enough for me.

Now I wish you were the president.
Business / Re: Naira Exchange Rates Today by Iyke1998(m): 1:56pm On Mar 30, 2016
Quakertellicus1:


Considering the fact that it is not his fault...it is the fault of the low oil price...which means that we do not have the foreign exchange to buffer the naira.

Hence the CBN governor is hoarding dollars so as to prevent the naira from depreciating too fast. (Soludo did the same thing in 2007/8.).

So, unless you have an idea to increase oil prices...which we do not control......you cannot curse PMB for it.

While I blame GEJ for not saving....and for reducing our savings from 60bn to 32 bn....the fact is...if he had saved...it would have just delayed the inevitable.

We are in this mess because Nigerians like you want free money. You do not want to be a manufacturing power like South Korea,Japan or China. You want an economy where there is a big naitonal cake for you to share....and where if you think you are not getting enough....you would promptly shout Biafra, Sharia, Jihad, National Conference,Marginalisation, Bad people, etc.

In my opinion, it is a good thing times are hard.Maybe we will end our addiction to sharing a non-existent cake.....and actually do some thinking and working.

Didn't he know all these before He promised to make $1-#1?
Business / Re: Naira Exchange Rates Today by Iyke1998(m): 1:02pm On Mar 30, 2016
Hmm

I just dey think of the curse wey I go lay on Buhari.

*still thinking*

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Culture / Why Is It Expensive To Do A Burial In Cross River? by Iyke1998(m): 7:18am On Mar 29, 2016
Currently,I'm in Bekwerre in Cross River for a burial.
I arrived yesterday,what I saw was a very large crowd of elderly men and women.

The deceased happens to be the mum of my boss' wife.

She said,she bought Chickens and Goats numbering upto 50.
This will be shared among the deceased age groups.
There was a lot of eating and drinking.

The wake keep is on thursdays and burial on friday,I began to wonder,how the wake keep and burial will be like.

In the meantime,I'm really enjoying their palmwine its so dope.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Shoot Motorists On Fuel Queue In Kwara by Iyke1998(m): 12:05pm On Mar 27, 2016
Hmm

Thunder wey go fire Buhari and ihm people dey chop HOT EBA..

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Literature / Re: My University Experience by Iyke1998(m): 10:16pm On Mar 18, 2016
Nawa for all this NL writers sef.
When the start a story,they beg for followers,now that they have the followers,they find it hard to upload..

If something is wrong,let us know dear.
Politics / Re: Rerun: INEC Materials Arrive Rivers State - Photos by Iyke1998(m): 8:08pm On Mar 18, 2016
otokx:


Rivers people, please come out en masse and vote candidates of your choice.

At the risk of their lives.
Politics / Re: Rerun: INEC Materials Arrive Rivers State - Photos by Iyke1998(m): 1:15pm On Mar 18, 2016
APC will have their say,but PDP will have their way...

Advice to all Rivers people,stay indoors.
Don't risk your life because of one bloody politician who doesn't care about your existence...

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Politics / Re: From 30, Senators With Saraki At CCT Shrink To 18. by Iyke1998(m): 1:11pm On Mar 18, 2016
Hmm.

Our senators they run for their lives.
Before Saraki go just turn face Ekweremadu kon tell am say"Hope you know that you also have a false asset declaration"?

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Education / Re: NUC Dismisses The 11 Years Policy For The Training Of Medical Students by Iyke1998(m): 1:07pm On Mar 18, 2016
I never believed the story.

Why will one spend 11years in the university,when one can be a millionaire,Marry,Build a house,give birth to three kids and more in 11years.

I can't fit come and go and kill myself becos I want to be a doctor.

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Education / Re: 8-Year-Old Pupil Arrested In Ogun For Reporting His Teacher by Iyke1998(m): 1:02pm On Mar 18, 2016
Oga Police ooo.
Wetin be this ooo?
You just dey stress me,dey vex me.
Na which kian yawa be this oo?
Why you do me this oo?

Beat police pikin(wahala)
Beat police wife(big wahala)
Friend police wife(very biiiiiigggg wahala)

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Travel / Re: My Ordeal With Customs And Quarantine Officers At Emirates Airline Desk MMIA by Iyke1998(m): 10:08am On Mar 18, 2016
Garri and Beans to Dubai??

My brother,you are true ambassador of #BuyNaijaToGrowNaira.

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Career / Re: Which Handwork Is The Best? by Iyke1998(m): 11:22pm On Mar 15, 2016
Bioboy1213:
None is the best...it depends on how you package ya self and how expert that will make you the best among the rest..but Fashion designing is still cool.

Thanks man

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Career / Which Handwork Is The Best? by Iyke1998(m): 8:42pm On Mar 15, 2016
Hy friends,
A neighbor of mine approached me,asking me which handwork is the best.
He is an undergraduate who is planning to write Nabteb exam this year.
According to him,he is writing the exam just incase something good comes up in the future.
But he is confused on which handwork he should go for.

You advice is needed.
Travel / Re: Accident At Atakpo Delta, 14 Dead - Graphic Photos by Iyke1998(m): 8:34pm On Mar 15, 2016
mallamseifaldin:
Where are you lord?
The same place he was when his son was shamefully killed on earth. R.I.P to the dead.

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Crime / The Man That Was Shot By Robber Yesterday Is Dead. by Iyke1998(m): 12:52pm On Mar 11, 2016
Yesterday,there was a story of a man shot by robbers outside a bank. Read the story here https://www.nairaland.com/2980771/robbers-shoot-man-front-bank
The man happens to be from my village. I received the news of his death last night..
May his soul rest in peace.
Literature / Re: Mary Apocalypse Rise of Titans by Iyke1998(m): 8:50pm On Mar 08, 2016
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Oya,I don show like James Bond. *grabs a bottle of sminorff ice for the start*
Literature / Re: Accidental Victim by Iyke1998(m): 11:56am On Feb 29, 2016
Dioxidane:


Ok...
Thanks so much.
Literature / Re: Accidental Victim by Iyke1998(m): 9:44am On Feb 29, 2016
Dioxidane:


Seconded Bro smiley ... Buh na job hunting tinz for now...

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeee can I Copy and Paste this story on my facebook page
Forum Games / Remember This Game? by Iyke1998(m): 11:17pm On Feb 28, 2016
I can't count how many times I was punished because I was playing this game with my classmate while the teacher was writing on the board.
X and O

Literature / Re: Accidental Victim by Iyke1998(m): 10:31pm On Feb 27, 2016
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeee can I Copy and Paste this story on my facebook page
Literature / Re: Tarasha - (An Action Thriller) - Story Of The Month - January 2016 by Iyke1998(m): 3:46pm On Feb 24, 2016
Dfrenzy:

See this 6 months old baby, you wan jump abi? Bros. non vex. Na Aisha I go send to treat your f up. grin

I no fear..
Tarsha na my Step-sister.
Literature / Re: Tarasha - (An Action Thriller) - Story Of The Month - January 2016 by Iyke1998(m): 11:46am On Feb 24, 2016
Dfrenzy:
Following... It's your whatssap not working? You did not respond to my message.
Are you new on nairaland? Must you quote the whole thing?

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Romance / If You Girlfriend Slaps You,will You Slap Her Back? by Iyke1998(m): 11:42am On Feb 21, 2016
If your girlfriend slaps you will you slap her back? Listen to the funny response by people on the street.:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym5-YjP7DZw
What is your say on this?
Literature / Re: MARY 3. A Dragon Queen... by Iyke1998(m): 12:01am On Feb 19, 2016
Smallville10:
MARY SEASON 4 (Advert)

Thriller One

“The time has come for you to take your place as the queen” Lucifer said smiling
“I am ready”
“There is one final thing you must do” Lucifer said
“What is it?”
“You must die and then be regenerated”…

Thriller Two

Rachael and Uzor are getting married today
“Today is the happiest day of my life” Rachael said
“Yeah definitely” Yvonne said
“You girls will be late” Beth said
“We are done, Let’s go” Yvonne said and they left

The church wasn’t crowded with people, it was just Arnold, Beth Kol, Yvonne, Ariel, Uzor and Rachael and the priest… “Is there anyone here who doesn’t want this two joined together in holy matrimony let him or her speak or forever remain silent” the priest said and there was silence
“If there is none I… there are so many reasons they can’t be joined together?” a voice said loudly coming into the church; they turned to see Maria
“Why is she doing here?” Yvonne said as they all stood up and turned to Maria
“What are you doing here?” Metatron asked
“You guys are so cruel, you want that innocent guy to get married to a bitch like Rachael; and you call yourselves holy creatures, what a bullshit” Maria said coming in
“What are you doing here?” Ariel said
“We’re here for more blood” Maria said
“We?” Arnold said and suddenly Bazel walked into the church with Lucifer accompanied by Belial and Abaddon
“O no” Yvonne said loudly…

Thriller 3

Bazel punches Arnold on the face and he falls into the water, he then breaks off a large iron from the bridge and was about to throw it at Metatron but Beth kicked him away…

Thriller 4

The car explodes with Maria inside but she steps out unharmed
“O my God” Yvonne said with surprise
“She’s more powerful than I thought” Rachael said…

Thriller 5

Yvonne runs through the bushes and comes to the gate of their house only to see it on fire, she was in tears and pain of the injury inflected on her by Maria’s men; blood running down her face and dirty clothes.
“Nooooooo!!!” Yvonne yelled in tears as she knelt down in front of the burning house
“What a pity, a beautiful home like this brought down to nothing but ruins” Maria said behind her; Yvonne angrily stood up and ran to Maria
“I will kill you!!!” she yelled as she ran towards Maria but Maria punched her on the chest and she fell unconscious…

Thriller 6
[
“Bazel you have been fooled, Lucifer holds that blood against you” Arnold said
“You lie” Lucifer said
“Look into his eyes Bazel” Arnold said…

Thriller 7

The blood moon finally arises, as Bazel pours Yvonne’s blood on the moon
“It is time my brothers, the time to take back what has been taken from us” Bazel said loudly as he was standing on the moon as the stars turned red…

M.A.R.Y 4 The Rise of Titans…

Written By: Danny Walker


Guy you are good.
Literature / Re: MARY 3. A Dragon Queen... by Iyke1998(m): 12:32pm On Feb 14, 2016
Smallville10:
my brother don't be angry. When I was writing DAT was d name sounding in my heading

Lol.
No p.
Ride on
Religion / Should Valentine Be Celebrated By Only Catholics? by Iyke1998(m): 12:30pm On Feb 14, 2016
I saw this post on facebook.

Cc Lalastica
Cc Ishilove

Literature / Re: MARY 3. A Dragon Queen... by Iyke1998(m): 12:33am On Feb 14, 2016
I need more.
N.B:@Op I don't think putting Rochas' name is a good idea. He may be reading this,you never can tell.. Mr Governor would do.
I still need moreeeeee
Literature / Re: MARY 3. A Dragon Queen... by Iyke1998(m): 4:11pm On Feb 11, 2016
I don show like James bond. I don go acquire powers to deal with Lucifer.. I REP TEAM YVONNE

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Literature / Re: MARY II. A Supernatural Story. The Best There Is... by Iyke1998(m): 11:01pm On Feb 09, 2016
Barman!!!! Give me a bottle of Cold Origin to cool my body...
This story go win Oscar Award +++.

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