Donaldoni:


Not everybody lives in Lagos...
I pay my maid 4k per month with weekly transport fare.

You're heartless.
Tufiakwa

Abeg how much is 1euro to naira now

‘’Never you in your life lay your hands on a lady!!’’
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I have lost count of how many times my mother must have said this to me while growing.
This sentence is one which every growing young man must have heard.
This is regarded as the first ‘’rule’’ to becoming a ‘’perfect gentle man’’
I am yet to know who made that rule.
I was put to test last week Sunday,the 10th of March,as i was tested by maybe God,to see if I'm an upholder  of that ‘’rule’’.
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The current heat wave been experienced in Nigeria is one that has seen a lot of people complaining bitterly,infact some have said God is punishing us for allowing Tinubu become president. 😆 🤣 😂
Others say that the last person that entered Hades didn’t shut the door. 😆 🤣 😂

The most annoying part of it all is the epileptic power supply by  Abuja Electricity Distribution Company.
There are places in Abuja that haven’t seen light for days and in some places, weeks.

I feel mostly for pregnant women and babies, especially those who are unable to afford feul to power their generator.
I happen to be a victim of this as we can't boast of 10hrs power supply in a day where I reside.
This necessitated my visit to Rainoil Fuel station on that faithful day with the aim of getting feul to power  my generator to save myself from being ‘’roasted’’.

What that supposed to be an easy move turned out to be something else that saw me with blood stains all over my mouth.
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I arrived the Feul station with my two gallons of 25 litres each, anyone who saw me would have thought that I was one of these popular black market sellers.

I approached one of the fuel attendant, a black lady who should be in  her late20’s, her facial expression wasn’t friendly as she kept a face that seemed to suggest that she was the only one suffering the hardship experienced in this country.

I informed her that I wanted to fuel of #18,500 for each gallon, making a  total of #37,000.

As I wasn’t with cash I was asked to go make payment via my ATM using the POS provided by the Feul station.

After payment was made, I went back to her and handed the pos payslip to her.
‘’Na 35k fuel I go put for you o,the remaining 2k na for ‘’Gallon money’’ 1k each’’.The feul attendant said to me in very disrespectful and authouritative tone.

For some of us who may be hearing the word ‘’Gallon Money’’ for the first time,it is a kind of illegal fee collected by most fuel attendants before they can sell fuel in a gallon for any customer.

I told her that I wasn’t gonna pay for it and I insisted on that,afterall Nigerians has agreed on the motto for this year ‘’No gree for anybody’’.
I tried to compel her to fill up my gallon with the amount I paid for but this fuel attendant ‘’Kwechiri’’ oo.

A little struggle ensued between the both of us, and before I could say Jack Robison, this lady hit me on my lips with the fuel nozzle she used in serving fuel.

With Blood dripping from my lips, I could hear a guy shouting  from behind,
‘’Guy, no beat her o,na woman she be’’
‘’you no dey shame, you wan fight with woman’’.a lady said
‘’guy just  leave am, naso some ladies dey behave’’ another guy said

At first I thought my lips had become invisible as no one cared to take cognizant of that fact that I had blood on the upper part of my lip and my jaw.

There is this popular saying that ‘’Customer is always right’’, but I doubt if that applies to Nigeria ,because immediately the manager came around,he didn’t even bother to ask me what transpired, instead he joined the girl in insulting me.

Wetin man do man? I asked myself silently.

I was perplexed to say or do anything at that moment.

With my bruised lips and jaw, I carried my 2 gallons and left the station like a little child that was beaten by the mother,with one aim in mind.
Definitely not to come back for a retaliation but to create a new rule, NEVER YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON A MAN.

If only we had a working government that will fix this power issue,my lips would have still be infact 😆😆 🤣 😂

As I preach the message of NEVER LAY YOUR HANDS ON A WOMAN rule to  my unborn sons, I promised myself to also preach the NEVER LAY YOUR HANDS ON A MAN rule to my unborn daughters.

Feel free to call me Ambassador of NEVER LAY YOUR HANDS ON A MAN. 😆 🤣 😂 😹

My name is Ikenna Okenyeka

I was in Access bank today,one thing I observed was that some customers were just there to receive the cool breeze from the Bank AC.
I even sported one who was sleeping. 😆 🤣

Mehn this heat is something else.

Superpack589:

Lol. I just taya for this man. No me wan responsible before? Who is making all the stupid decisions?

The matter tire me oo

Noo oo.
The problem is Peter Obi,he should take the full responsibility..

Nonsense!!

I don restart my phone tire
I kon dey fear say my phone don get issues

You dey carry am go excursion with tax payers money.
E no suppose better for this government

Coolestguy2023:



Stop comparing me to your father pls

Even my great grandfather was more clever than you.
I'm lost in search of who to compare you with.
I'll just make do of Emilokan

Coolestguy2023:
If anything should go wrong as a result of Ajero's illegal protest, he should be picked up and jailed for life.

Sometimes I wonder why people like you still bodly showcase your high level of Stupidity.
When ASUU and NLC were going on strike during GEJ tenure nkor

NLC just dey cash out on a steady.
If their money finish,them go just declare strike

Ahhh
Ordinary Qatar don dey insult giant of Africa.
Tinubu is i swear for you ehn,e suppose work fast fast.

You've finished this country

Tallesty1:
Go and sleep

You too.
You mustn't comment on every post

Tallesty1:
Go and sleep

You too.
You mustn't comment on every post

It was time for administering of the holy Eucharist and I was sitting with my camera 📷 at the last pew in St Theresa Catholic Church Abba, when I saw this.
My hands and camera could not help but capture this moment.

An elderly woman(Nee Cecilia Elendu)was been held and led back to her seat by her daughter inlaw,who is the wife of Mayor Cletus Elendu

This is the joy of every mother, to be taken care of by their children's wives in their old age.

That's how it used to be,not until when the earth was "invaded" by some prophets whose aim is to cause division and disunity between mothers and their daughter inlaws all in the name of "Prophecy".

These prophets regard every elderly woman as a witch.

"Your mother inlaw is the cause of your problem"
"Your mother inlaw is a witch "
These have become their favorite lines during prophecy.

But come to think of it, they also have elderly mother, who also is a mother inlaw to someone, why is theirs never a witch? 🙄🤔🤔

Picture 📷 by: Chris Media

geoworldedu:
No be their mate dey carry the cup. Dem no try jare

😆 🤣 😂

They tried jare,never expected them to come this far

A trending video of a young man giving testimony on a live Sunday service, thanking God for give the Super Eagles victory in the round of 16 match against Cameroon

https://youtube.com/shorts/BWE-vnR-WBw?si=6Jxh5_R6D3OfQzdT

gidjah:
we wish it could be as simple as this ,but information would be short , lots of secrets will die with them,this, they would needed be grilled to get t the root. killing them on point without due interrogation is akin to cutting the head but leaving the roots intact, the plant will still grow and as a matter of fact grow bigger and finer !!

What you just said is applicable in a sane country.
Give that guy 6months,he'll be roaming freely on the street

Paramount01:




Qoute anywhere you see a Yoruba man that court in Kidnapping

Your brain needs fumigation i swear

Shoot him to death immediately..

Their names na
When they arrested one that has an igbo name,the published his Identity.

Mtchewww..

Uzoho has a very good height advantage
I wonder why he doesn't make you of it

Depriest2020:
Which of the Army estate, is it the one in Kubwa?

I was about asking this

Tallesty1:
You don't have sense sha

Borrow me small na

Closed Thread.

Everyone blaming the sender, dont forget that they're times you use ussd codes for transfer, the receiver's name doesn't show

I remember my days in Ijesha boys,Lagos state.
Similar thing happened between my school and Sanya grammar school

DesChyko:
Same old story.

Just a different location.

This is one of the reasons parents prioritise private schools for their wards.

It's everywhere bro,have you heard of Pampers school or igbobi college in lagos?

God Abeg o

APC!!!!