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olu911:
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lol...issalie jhor, the response was funny na....we just love to hate this nysc people sha...lets all fear God na...lol

NairalandSARS:
yea, but it is "choose between your friend and me" . You can rearrange it as "choose between me and your friend", but not as "choose between I and your friend"
you dig?

I see your perspective. I see the context you used the said phrase in. I think you are right....Its a contextual thing really.

NairalandSARS:
Actually, it is "her friend and me"
would you say "...choose I" Or "choose me"?

you'd say 'choose me'....but that is non sequitur with your innitial post... would you say 'my friends and me got ice cream at the park' or 'my friends and I got. me cream at the park?'

[quote author=NairalandSARS post=58567400]Actually, it is "her friend and me"
would you say "...choose I" Or "choose



you'd say 'choose me'....but that is non sequitur with your innitial post... would you say 'my friends and me got ice cream at the park' or 'my friends and I got. me cream at the park?'

Sharon6:
Money, class, expensive...... Living the good life.
Dear God, please pick up my call.





GET RID OF STRETCH MARKS, CHECK MY SIGNATURE!

how many people with stretch mark have to pay youu before you blow?

'What if the delay is the plan of God for somebody'...its talk like this that make me wanto slap somebody. Don't get me wrong, I am not a violent person, but this talk no just follow. So because of one 'somebody', your God day spoil everybody own? don't say it again. Anyways, that's an aside.



But seriously though, it's beginning to get frustrating. The wait is killing. The fact that there is no official word from them is further maddening. I see pictures of some of my mates serving- we graduated together- and they are gradually giving me '10 yards' like say I wan play freekick. The ones I left behind in school- the ones that used to call me boss o- have now caught up with me. I saw one the other day, and the nigga had the nerve to doubt the fact that I actually graduated. He says because all of my other mates are currently serving and I am at home, so... The nerve of that motherfcker!


I am not a violently person, bt don't try my patience. post any nysc nonsense again and I am coming to your house with my pineaple knife, and 10 of my guys. I'll slit your wrist, and watch you bleed out slowly. If I am kind on the day, i'll have your girlfriend watch me watch you bleed out, whilst I stroke the softest part of her chest. Try me.

Evaberry:
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a prostitute is a prostitute no matter who or what a prostitute uses to defend herself!!!

madam you are a prostitute who has blinded her husband

a mumu is a mumu no matter who or what a mumu uses to defend herself!!!


madam you are a mumu who shouldn't even have a husband....emphasis on 'shouldn't '



but Nigerians are insatiable shaar o, if she no act the scene well, na una go still say no element of realism day nollywood. Now she has gone and done the sex scene, so perfectly if I may add, but you are the first to cast the stone.


come, approach me first, lemme press what's left of your breast, maybe then you'd have sense.

Ehiscotch:
Every season was a loan back to back.

lol...be civil bro, and let patriotism be your watchword....dont be savage na

This man and loan....someone please help me with that famous picture

bbbabes:
Davido go just dey Laff for him mind....as he don chop the girl tire.
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The Lola Rae girl self got no pedigree, just hopping here and there onto anyone that can pay her bills.
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If Tecno isn't rich, he should forget it, the girl can nver see him side. How London-bred opo want take mix with a favoured pako guy, but Tecno is simply under grace

too much hate, too much hate...you should drink some juice.

it's the fact that he can publically declare love for this one girl that gets me. Many celebrities his age would Bleep around and never 'shoot themselves in the foot' by uploading the picture of a suposed girlfiend. Bajinatu for Tekno.

olayiwola4u:
I told my fiancee to choose between her female friend and me and she told me she is going for her friend.

To be sincere, I don't like her friend that was why I asked her to choose between her friend and me.

I thought it was a joke until she told me she can never leave her friend, that she would rather leave me.

Since then, I knew I was in for a big trouble.

I begged her and we stopped talking about the issue.

I didn't know what happened to me. I forgot that story and I fell seriously in love like never before.

After few months to that incident, she changed. I was really troubled, so I ask her what happened.

She said nothing.

I asked her again...perhaps there is something she wants me to do.

She said, she wants me to leave her that she is not interested again.

After begging, someone who claimed she couldn't sleep or eat without me, for 1 month...then I realized IT WAS OVER.

I cried my eyeball out of my ball socket...sleepless nights turned to a regular routine for weeks.

Now I realized when a fiancee/fiance tells you that he/she loves someone more than you...you have to sit tight...because OUT OF THE ABUNDANCE OF THE HEART, THE MOUTH SPEAKS.

in as much as I sympathize with you, my brother, it is '...her friend and i' .

swiz123:
The nyash I'm sure is covered with stretch marks

enough stretch marks to wire our family house with electricity.

KingsoBabaTips:
Make i hear say Pogba no Lash the babe Lamba.... I pit her bcoz pogba Rod go big pass Cassava !!!

oshey, Bobby lashley... king of the cassava kingdom. my regards.

NwaAmaikpe:

Cheap Mario Balotelli wannabe.
Ugly as fvck.

But his money is fine...you, both you and your money, ugly. my condolences.

oseka101:
dude u made my day

bros, I just weak for all these ppl with fake fake news. They wanto give me HBD. they think they are doing me, but is theresef they are doing.

if not that I have born again, I will have say sango fall on you, but no, lord forgive you.

alabi484:
Lmao...be like say you no know say we dey swim together for that stream

imagine sef, this bros is one of us. oya, lets ride this tide in peace, no more stream 2 jokes....is no epp us at all. If you are in lagos, come out for the walk on the 11th

alabi484:
To my Ocean 2 fellaz... Diz one cracked me up...

Teacher- emeka, what's the highest mountain in Africa
Student- Mount Kilimanjaro
Teacher- what's the two longest river in Nigeria
Student- river Niger and Benue
Teacher- what's the longest stream in Nigeria
Student- Nysc stream 2.

on this side of the Niger, this joke no just funny...e be like me and my stream 2 guys go soon find you come house

ogaprime, come and see o...so this one too won't make heaven?

ogaprime:
Mr "rich people spending money defender", did i say he shouldn't tickle his fancies?? What i am saying is "moderation" he can't use all those cars at the same time. Even if he uses one per second, he cant enter all at the same time. I will prefer he buys 3 cars and be changing it very 6months one after the other. That he suffered in the past and got breakthrough doesnt mean he should look stupid

ok sir, you have win.... I will sha buy my fleet of cars when money comes.

ogaprime:
If the foolish rich people from the past had made things right, you wont have gotten this "showoff" mentality of yours. I mentioned those richer than Adebayo with investments scattered around, yet they still have the sense that its only one car they can enter at a time, si why buy so many. I know huspuppi is your mentor and role model but please bro, spend your money with sense, i mean SENSE... thank you

is simple question I ask before o, are you his money man? what has given you the impression that he doesn't have 'investments littered around'? because he has gotten himself this many toys? lol...when you make your money- assuming you do- please do spend some of it on that which tickle your fancy. if it's cars, buy some of them. set out the hate from your life and let people that have the money now enjoy themselves, they've worked hard for it.

IamAthens:
wetin you won do with all your clothes? Can you wear all at the same time? If he can afford them, why not?

Bros, leave that man, poverty don soak am.

ogaprime:
Mr rich man, have you ever seen bill gate's cars before?? Have you seen mark zuckerberg's cars before?? When he came to nigeria, did you see long escorts of different cars. Bro you are the poor man here. Its not by wealth, its by using sense to invest the money for the future. Last last, all will end here on earth. Change your thinking mr church rat. Thanks...

dem no go don talk one talk, una go don day make comparisms. so because Mr. zuckerberg is a rich guy who is modest, every other person way 'flaunt' no get sense? so because the bros buy fleet of cars, he has committed a crime? oya call police na. whatever gave you the impression that Mr Adebayo isn't investing? are you his money manager? try and channel your hate somewhere else bros.

lonelydora:
Vanity upon vanity. Seek ye first the kingdom of God and every other things will be added unto you.

And who told you he hasn't sought the face of God? say vanity uon vanity one more time, I dare you. I double dare you, say it.

doctorkush:
i have all this in my compound but the just don't show off...

wehdone sir. my regards.

October1960:
Hope he has real investments like stocks and bonds.

His football playing days are almost over at age 33.

All these toys depreciate and cost money to maintain when he retires the money stops.

Hope we don't hear story in 10 years of come and help former football star.

Mr. independence, in as much as your advice is a valid one, wetyn concern you?

ogaprime:
Wetin him won do with all these cars. Can he enter all at the same time??

oga prime, why are you thinking like a poor man?

Gentlelord:
After due Consultation from the gods, the following persons have been summoned for an emergency meeting, with the main Agenda "Revitalizing this thread, our Glorious Ilya"
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I have landed
D gods are wise

gods that cannot categorically say when stream 2 leaves for cam, is that wan gods?