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IBB should forget abt 2011 polls.

Scam, b4 I say "WEST", run, run as fast as your leg can carry you.

Has Oil Test Group invited anydude for the position of Field Training Coordinator (FTC). It was graciouly advertizes in June, 2010.

Friend, what post are u gunning for.

IBB is an Anti - Christ, do not give him any support. He institutinalised d hydra-headed curruption we are battling with today.

What test do u refer to; is it that 4 the position of min. 3yrs experience in HSEQ advertised in Nov, '09.

congrats to you

MrPrsdent, point of correction, it's not a Nigerian thing as u rightly adduced. It can happen anywhere be it in Ghana, Europe, China, etc. It is caused by an individual's inability to swallow his/her pride. lol,

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Watch it! This could be a clandestine move to cross-carpet to , for 2011 polls.

The name sounds so disgusting as if they aren't serious, am jst pixed off with the spns stuff.

congratulations, we may b plsed to knw the name of teh outfit. all d same congats agian and again.

Who knows whn they would start calling the OND applicants.

Dear colleagues. I got a vioce call this morning from KMPG wrt the Aptitude test for Trainee Egineers @ Akande Dahunsi MSS, Ikoyi 17/01/09 inviting me 4 an interview 0n 03/02/09 at 21st Century Telecom at Opebi Road in Lagos.

Pls I'd appreciate clues in the following areas for those that hv done theirs:

What do I prepare for
How is the interview structured
How is the panel constituted
More Spaecific information abt the coy, and
Dress code, etc

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Hi Nairalanders, Can someone better informed tell me about Tycol Nig Ltd. Recall they advertised in late June thru EARLY July & I applied but I dont know any thing about them; are thy real? where are they situated & their location. I dey fear, make una help a brotherman. Pls ur ideas will be highly appreciated. Just yesterday I got this mail from them- CV QUESTIONAIRE





Dear Applicant,As a follow up to your application with Tycol Ltd, please copy and paste the following forms/questions to an MS Word document, answer it, and send it back to us immediately. We would prefer that you copy and paste the forms in your reply email.Please, only send the requested documents; do not send us any other information. This means that for now, we do not require your WASSCE certificate, CV, etc.The title of your reply should have the grade of degree that you graduated with. For instance a person that graduated with a 2.2s subject would read "Job Application- 2.2"Serious applicants will ensure that they have responded to all questions and have followed the instructions given satisfactorily.Thanks for your cooperation. Good luck,Human Resources Tycol Ltd. P.S; Your mission statement should be taken seriously. CV QUESTIONAIRENames
Residential Address
Age
Sex
Date of birth
Home Town and Address
Local Govt. Area
State of origin
Nationality
Religion
Marital status
Name of Wife/wives
Number of Children
Names of Children
Mothers Name
Fathers Name
Qualification
Work Experience
Purpose of leaving place of previous employment
Hobbies
Referees
Additional information;-What kind of degree did you graduate with? (A first, 2.1, 2.2 or third)Are you willing to be transferred to either Abuja Kaduna or Port Harcourt?What is your height?How computer literate are you?Please submit a one paged mission statement for this company. Note; you are warned that any wrong information may lead to your outright dismissal at any stage of your employment and that you may be prosecuted according to the laws if the federal republic of Nigeria.I hereby pledge that all the information stated herein is true.Name;Signature;Date; Name
Nationality
State of Origin
Age
Highest Qualification Attained to Date
Present Employer
Position
Post Applied for
Cognate Experience
Remunerations In the Present EmploymentBasicHousing AllowanceTransport AllowanceOthers
Remunerations Expected in this EmploymentBasicHousing AllowanceTransport AllowanceOthers
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Referees/Guarantors
Signature
Date

my G ur story sounds incledible, hard to believe.

Pls fwd the stuff to: ubacaportharcourt@yahoo.com. Thanks

Hi nairalanders pls let's be careful as the manner in which this advertoril is worded appear to be a scam. So look b4 you leap!

Congrats sisterwoman

Before I say "jack" u better resign

God is good my Nairalanders. 2007 has really proved to be my year of Divine Exchange.  After 3yr of being without a paid employment  and have written 23 aptitude tests,yet to no avail. Not until Q2 this yr, I gatecrashed an aptitude test which I wasnt vey much prepared for being conducted by a reputable firm in the oil & gas industry. Just like a child's play I scaled thru the 4 stages of the tests & interviews in lessthan 2 months, and guess what, juicy employment.
I hv been to places I never dreamt of for triainings - Holland, Norway, Dubai and I came tops in my trainings, now back to Nigeria.
I now worship God better, God has thru divine guidance shown me a "sister" with whom to settle down asap.
My mumsy's once moribund biz is now sprawling, my yonger brother took his wife to the alter in this same year, and settled his boy who had been on 7yr apprenticeship, the boy is doing great, u just need to see his shop in the East. My youngest sister passed all her exams merritoriouly nd got admitted in the College of Medicine - M&S UNN.  God has comfortablly positiond me to foot her heavy bills. Halliluyah.

Also I quickly as a smart cat, thru some local links with my guys paid for 2plots of land in a mid - density area in phc for future developments.
Guys, time will faime if as I can go on and on and on and on, Yes  in 2007 lack was exchanged for plenty.  Join me and shout halliluyah to the Lord who lifted me from the dungeon to a place of prominence.  All landers shd pls apply patience in their search because your choice job must surely come.  Praise the Lord

huzz!