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Xinzu:
Is it right if I start peeing sitting down?

It's wrong to pee sitting down nah You ehn

Funny though

Pusyiter:
No way Dearie, Couples looking for children should not try 24/7 banger else, belle no go enter. Allow the sperm to mature b4 you piss inside na?

You get sense jare. The same reason i said, as a couples, having sex twice a week is a good idea

KushyKush:
What's marriage without good sex and adventure?

Not bad. But pray you get some1 with a high libidos, to help actualize ur adventures. Goodluck!

KushyKush:
When she's in the kitchen looking all sexy, I'll bang her

We driving for an event and she giving me that sexy look, I'll bang her

She walking around with that tight sexy bumshort, I'll bang her

She dressing up for work and rubbing them thighs, I'll bang her.

You must be a banger then

Martin0:
Na wa oooo

Babe[b] wetin con still sup for ma side? Yan me jor[/b]!

You were talking too dirty on dat dp matter. And i dnt talk dirty on thursdays

Elparaiso:
24/7 ke? I don't know who wants to die yet . I was actually thinking about newlyweds and their passion for each other and men/women with unusually high libidos. Their partners will have to make do with almost every day sex o.

We can't say[b] 2 or 3[/b], that might be the norm, but it isn't the standard.

Though, it's actually for couples looking for babies

Martin0:
I ready for u today,so nor jus talk anyhow!

I be dey vex with u yesterday

Martin0:
Jus two or 3time weekly?

Jus only 3 na wa oooo

Dat's not my hand writing

Elparaiso:
And if they both have high libidos?

I kno what you are thinking, 2,4,7 bah

Two or three times weekly...According to Doctors!

Martin0:
See dem!

Take ur time oh

For this act alone, all other sins are been forgiven by God... God is still not finish with this man. Greater height i pray.

Divay22:
Thanks hon for reminding me

Correct!! You are welcome dear

Divay22:
God love a cheerful giver
Keep giving, your reward is in heaven ...

Pls don't stop o, you're her[b] money bank [/b]

You forgot to include ATM babe

Invite her over. Tell her to transport herself down. That you gonna refund her cash on her arrival...And see how she will run and never give u a call anymore. The gal is not even ashame of herself, when majority of her mates are in their husband's houses. Some in a serious relationship, she is still busy playing games

bleskid:
who is your teacher

Anyone with a good idea nah

I'm here to learn too

What is d guys nairaland moniker nah My dear sorry oo

Anything is possible in naija, APC scam.

MBuhariGCFR:
I'm thinking of sending some troops there to bring my people back.

Chief i hail o, keep on thinking

Not again, we dn't wanna hear such bad news upandan this 2018

The woman would've finger herself nah, instead of taking one's life. When you tell them marriage is not for kiddos. They start thinking u're joking!

sarrki:
Me I can satisfy dozens

With that dp up there You will just die uptop sef

May their souls rest in peace. Really sad

Trash. Let him put it into action and see if nothing will happen nah!

SIaye:
Sure, who knows You might be my missing rib

Iffa hear

SIaye:
If this is true, upload your picture lets see your beautiful face or.... I don belivit

You wanna try me right

kelvindbig:
Government get money ooooo

Like seriously, if u see the kind amount they deduct from our salary last month to FIRS ehn, its not jokes. Besides is part of Bubu promises to the youth, to creat employment.