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THE STUPID TEACHER It was the first day of school, and the kindergarten teacher was standing in front of her class. She said to them, “Ok children, before we get started, I want to make sure none of you think you are dumb. Because none of you are dumb. If you think you are dumb, please stand up.” She waited for a couple of minutes, but no one stood up. Akpan. Later stood up, teacher asked, “Now Akpan, do you really think you are dumb?” Akpan answered, “Well, no ma’am. But I didn’t want you to be the only one standing.”

MOGUL.O:
Izenco again!

MOGUL.O u again

------------ nigeria CID was hiring for a high position and after basic training they had three people left, two men and a woman. They asked the first man to come to HQ and told him,"Your wife is in the next room, we need you to take this gun and shoot her". He wouldn't do it so they sent him home. They asked the next man the same thing but he said he couldn't do it so they sent him home. Then the woman came and they gave her a gun and told her that her husband was in the next room and needed to be shot. She went in and there were clicking noises then crashing noises in the room. She came out and said,"The gun was loaded with blanks so I had to kill him with the chair".

Scientist Venter Craig was accused of playing God after creating artificial life by making designer microbe from scratch - but could it wipe out humanity?Craig Venter, the world's greatest scientific provocateur, a 63-year-old Utah-born genius, a Vietnam veteran, billionaire, yachtsman, and an explorer. Above all he is a showman. A master of self-publicity, he does not do things by halves; he led the private team which competed with scores of publicly funded scientists in the U.S. and UK to 'crack' the human genome by sequencing our DNA. His rapid, innovative approach led to the possibility he would beat the scientific establishment.So, to save face all round, the human genome was presented as a joint achievement. At around the same time, he began talking about making an artificial lifeform in the lab.follow dis link to read more abt dis Devil www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/art...

Studio CFR: Where Is The Joke?

Still Cant Find It

sorry ar u ok? U keep on asking where is de joke? I can't still find de joke. In all jokes in NL . plz ar u suffering from a disease dat is cursing u not to RAF or even smile. Dis have become so obvious abt u.I think u need a doctor.

Bleep haters,Bleep prof.Ayittey for his stupid comment,if ur among them Bleep u too.

Fredrick909: CONDUCTOR: Wey ur money?
PASSENGER: I be staff!
CONDUCTOR: Which kind staff
u
be? You
be Police!?
PASSENGER: No!
CONDUCTOR: You be Soldier?
PASSENGER: No!
CONDUCTOR: You be Navy!?
PASSENGER: No!
CONDUCTOR: You be Air
Force?
PASSENGER: No!
CONDUCTOR: Then, wetin
staff u
be self! Abeg pay my money
joor!
PASSENGER: I be Boko Haram!
PEOPLE in Bus: Whaaat!!!?
conductor, u
dey mad? Oga Boko, Sorry
sir,
abeg no
vex. We go pay For U Sir.
God
bless you
sir.. <Shouts from
PASSENGERS:
Driver, ejooor! Next junction
dey
o,
keep the change! Oga driver
abeg, mo

is joke or dry meat

U wan laf abi visit basketmouth for kano.

When NIGERIANS steal money,they keep it in SWISS BANKS, Whenthey're sick they go to INDIA orGERMANY, When they want toinvest they go to AMERICA, Whenthey want to buy mansions theybuy in LONDON/CANADA. They goto DUBAI for shopping, PARIS forholidays. When they want torepent- ISREAL OR SAUDI ARABIA.But when they DIE they all wantto be BURIED in NIGERIA.cus no place like home​

Hmmmmmmm

S2kluv: Never in life will i leave any football match for that stupid man.

plz drop ur comment, stop de insult, is nt ur mate, moreover is old to be ur father.

Hmmmmm I trust us, dey like where oil dey now, no be today de wan enter dis country, de go from. Here carry der oil pipe de go dem country.

Scientist Venter Craig was accused of playing God after creating artificial life by making designer microbe from scratch - but could it wipe out humanity?Craig Venter, the world's greatest scientific provocateur, a 63-year-old Utah-born genius, a Vietnam veteran, billionaire, yachtsman, and an explorer. Above all he is a showman. A master of self-publicity, he does not do things by halves; he led the private team which competed with scores of publicly funded scientists in the U.S. and UK to 'crack' the human genome by sequencing our DNA. His rapid, innovative approach led to the possibility he would beat the scientific establishment.So, to save face all round, the human genome was presented as a joint achievement. At around the same time, he began talking about making an artificial lifeform in the lab.follow dis link to read more abt dis Devil www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/art...

booqee: Mallam usman went to the bank to report his missing cheque book:


bank manager: but mallam, i warned you to always keep ur cheque book very carefully. Now, don't u realise dat whoever has taken it, can forge ur signature and withdraw all ur money?

Mallam usman: you think say i be foool? i don already sign all d cheques, so they won't have space to forge my signature.

booqee I'm in love with u.nice joke.

A girl and her boyfriend were taking awalking and she saw a shoe that she liked and here's the conversation.... Girl Honey?? Boy: yes, swirry?? Girl: Honey, i like this shoe but iforgot my purse @ home, could you pls gemme 5k to buy it? Boy: There is no A.T.M. close here but take this #100, go home and bring your purse... Is the guy:1. Wise,2. Sharp,3. Reasonable,4. Wicked5. Stingy.7

Sorry sir,

ogugua88: Nigerians suffer from severe lack of prioritizing. I can't even advise my friends to go home, let alone bring a whole Brazilian leader and his delegation of businessmen. We have no shame.

Brazil vs Nigeria friendly was called off because of bombings, and rightfully so. Now we should clap because a Brazilian delegation is coming? The north is in total chaos for Christ's sake.

Nigeria is like a leaking pipe, riddled with holes. Rather than GEJ to repair or entirely replace the pipe, he puts a bandage on one of the tiniest of holes. Business first. National security later. Well done.

which stata ar u from, ar u sure ur from 9ja? Or from togo.better go wash ur licking mouth

Hahahaha una wan kill me abi, nawa o abi angle na. In fact if I where God for a minute, all de witches, sat an,evil men, I will send them to KiriKiri Prison Yard for life. Boko I will turn them to chicken pepper soup​=))

Hmmmmmm

nikkyshyne: Hmmmm...
Boko Haram, Armed Robbers, Kidnappers, Assassins, Ritualist and any other life killers wld board a plane and I cause my angels to depart from them. Plane wil develop a mechanical fault and ((((BOOM)))) EXPLOSION IN THE AIR.
Dust my fingers off

baby i trus u‎​=))

I trust u na

If I where God for a minute . I will turn fuel to water.
if I where God for just a minute.. all humankind will have wings to fly. If I where God for a minute. All de minsters and Governor, will be my gate man, Governor wives will be my cooker. if I where God for just a minute, nigeria will be heaven. Cameroon will turn to hell fire. If I where God for a minute NL will be de best social network‎‎​. ‎ if I where God for a minute tonto dike, rita , rihanna, okoye, lady gaga etc all will be my house help.=)). Me I de heaven, where u de? Plz don't spoil de fun

booqee: Why hasn't there bin any comment on this joke since 6:24pm? Well i know why, but i won't say.

now u change I thank God for u life.:*

His dead or sleepn8-|

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Is joke or dry meat?:& 3-| #I'm watching u#