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Cornel88: What! Goat case in court! I don't want to believe this in a hurry. What was there offence please?

loitering and possession of illegal arms

Cornel88: What! Goat case in court! I don't want to believe this in a hurry. What was there offence please?

loitering and possession of illegal arms

Chai! So no be only human being dey die mysteriously for naija police hand now? Nigerian police can not be trusted with anything/anybodys life. Next thing we'll hear is "we are on top of the situation". God bless naija

;D2nd that morn key should go find his place in the zoo.

Naija we hail thee!! Nothing wey we no dey hear for this country oh!
Abeg which position i dey?

Knowledge9000: Nigerian fire service have a sense of humor. I once made an emergency call to them that my house was on fire...can you believe that they showed up with no water(mixed with retardant I would assume) in their trucks? Yes, without water, just empty trucks. I was damn furious but still looked at them with pity and asked...why did you show up in the first place? They said their routine was to connect their hoses to my water supply source/tap. I told them what if I had no water, so my house would have burned down hah? Besides Tap water doesn't have the required pressure needed for combating fire and doubt if my street has fire hydrants or rather any where in Abuja. Very funny country and funny people.

keep crying wolf, one day the big bad wolf would really come you'll cry for help and nobody would answer you. How could you be playing pranks with such a thing, na expensive joke be that oh!! Your house wasn't burning and you called the fire service?? May God help you

when am i ever going to be the first to comment?

Take the risk and join the millionaires

Izumachineman i live in abuja

Fastest way to heaven?? Buy 5 private jets and they'll fly you straight to heaven. Daddy oyedepo ride on!!! You've got 4 one more to go!!

To me it should be Death by firing squad, kill by the sword you die by the sword. Make them even use the same gun i'm take kill the poor innocent girl.

Hey ya, it kinda reminds me of titanic. (sad). But seriously what measures have been put in place to prevent future reoccurance? Let it not be the case of cry today cry tomorrow.

I pledge to nigeria my country to be, to be em, em, em blah blah blah.. So help me God. I wish i had the same mechanism he has, being patriotic.

werone: for me na kekenapep! Period

may God answer your prayers! Amen

Chop plenty garlic and don't brush your mouth. Please don't take your bath for 2 days prior to the date, that way you'll ensure that you're smelling funky.

Chop plenty garlic and don't brush your mouth. Please do not take your bath for 2 days before the date, that way you'll ensure that you're smelling funky.

Ibori the God wey save you be say no be for kirikiri maximum detention you dey, i wonder wetin you for become.

Tales by moonlight

Wow!!!! This is amazing. So davido swallows akpu? So hard to believe that such a celeb of high standards can swallow such a low class food. Pls can i also see a picture of him eating beans, yam, plantian, coco yam, rice, okpa, moimoi, semo and most important of em all drinkin garrium hydroxide all on the front page cause it'll make nairaland more interesting.

is she a bleeping orphan?? What if you guys hadn't met that morning maybe should would have had to make the closest bridge her home. Just thinking out loud..... is she a bleeping orphan?? What if you guys hadn't met that morning maybe should would have had to make the closest bridge her home. Just thinking out loud.....

[quote author=~Borat~]How do you battle to save oneslife who was shot in the leg??
If Dem shoot am for head or chest nko?
Naija doctors sef![/quote][quote author=~Borat~]How do you battle to save oneslife who was shot in the leg??
If Dem shoot am for head or chest nko?
Naija doctors sef![/quote]

Anyways, the nigga is no more[/quote]you mean the nigger is like dead?

Typical nigerian!!! Excellent in putting things asunder but absolulety clueless when it comes to putting it back together. Don't blame the kid it runs in the blood of nigerians.

how expensive is my relationship? Hmmm dunno, i'm still paying. Heavily for that matter:-/

torture definately aint justice. These boys have completely forgotten bout the third arm of government 'THE JUDICIARY'!! what happened to the saying 'a man is presumed innocent until he is found guilty by a COMPETENT court of law'? torture definately aint justice. These boys have completely forgotten bout the third arm of government 'THE JUDICIARY'!! what happened to the saying 'a man is presumed innocent until he is found guilty by a COMPETENT court of law'?

Uncle jo seems to have lost track with history he is toying with the great nation of nigeria. If we pray bad prayer for hin ehn? He should remember that when abacha came into power he left leaving mariam a widow, obasanjo came nd left a widower, yaradua came into power and left leaving turai a widow. Now it is uncle jo's turn, he should be mindful he does'nt leave patience a widow. (afterall she has already said shes a widow)

I am personally celebrating the removal of fuel subsidy. E sweet my belle well well and i ask all nigerians 2 be happy about it too. But let nobody expect me at work next monday oh!!

Is dat supposed 2 be a joke? Bloodclat me no see wata fonny there