₦airaland Forum

Masculity:
i dey Bukuru ma guy.

we close bdat nah.....nah wich schl u attend nah

myfantasies:
Well incase u decide to marry me, i want d proposal to be in sambisa forest

God forbid i marry in dat place no its not with me u wld do dat marriage oo not me lwkmd

naughtynaughty:
Lol, sorry for the topic oo lol

Dis post isn't for d oversabi's dat wil come here to cuss me out..*sideeyes*

Been crushing on dis cute bobo fr like 4yrs nau..5yrs sef. Since 100lvl o choi. *me sef* cute, rich, organised, neat, friendly, brilliant, swager feh pah bobo yi haaaa, inshort all my gf's knw ayam crushing on him. Dey wil alws wink @me anytym my candy crush is anywhr around us oh love!

I knw all his gf's, frm his brkups to new relatnshps, plus d way he was spendin on dem yafun yafun. Those yeye grls alws brk his hrt tho. Crushy wuld alws throw a big bufdae parri fr his den gf's *sad* We evn stayd in d same lodge fr a year nd I was sucking lol, we wernt evn frnds o jxt normal greetings.

He is nau a graduate, and all of a sudden we bcame close, jxt lyk dat o. Me sef no knw hw e take hapn. he jxt cald one day nd blah blah

Nd 3months later, moi crush is now inlove wit me. *my luck* bt ehn I dnt want him fr a relatnshp again, just frnds. Abeg I no do. I was crushin on u, not love nah. Aftarall yhr nt arnd again. My frnds r surprised cos I dnt wanna date him

Ok my questn is, is it normal to crush on sum1 bt can't date d person? U like d person o, bt wen d guy finally ask u out, u jxt dnt luv him.
Am I makin a mistake or shld I jxt agree cos am single. Bt criosly idnt wanna.

Ladies biko, e don hapn 2una b4?

U lusted after him and didnt Love him.....it hapens somtyms thats why I pray to marry my soul mate and not my girlfriend,,,,except she is exceptional and transforms to be my soul mate

myfantasies:
Hmmmmm

Where exactly in naija

ah ahan der ah nice places nah places like parks[maitama amusment parks] games reserves and other great places[dats if am marrying u hahahahahahahahahahaa]

myfantasies:
Waiting for the engagement ring

Nd please if u want to propose, do it in a yatch in dubai

Or in Paris

Hahahahaahahahaha u go fear Paris...i would Hold unto Ben Murray Bruce words....#BuyNaijaToGrowTheNaira......we gone do it here in Nigeria hahahaahahahahahaaaa[I got u]

cruzita:
wedding bells!!!!!

hahhahaahahahahaaa ring it louder cos i Love weddings

Masculity:
guy biko no be oo. Na Greatgb. Me sef that the reason i quote him. Who am I to play with God name





I see your my town guy wic site you base?

na jos i de oo na Hwolshe i de stay hw abt u nah

so far from the girls av seen I would go for Cruzita or Myfantasies....ahahahahaha

Masculity:

guy abeg no de abbreviate ur name wit God name bfr somtin Strike u oo

Masculity:

guy abeg no de abbreviate ur name wit God name bfr somtin Strike u oo

Masculity:

guy abeg no de abbreviate ur name wit God name bfr somtin Strike u oo

for its her hair,how she talks and smiles, her height[average height] big hips and breast..hahahaha

Omoh dis 1 pass Jamb question oo choi OP U f-Up seriously

how this would Rise back our fallen NAIRAMtcheeew

vosquare:

Haahaahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

sickstars:
Jelili arina mopelola bintu biru ikeyin teyin erosa JAMBBITE

jambbite? Omoh i reject it away from u oo

What has he done to deserve this award choi choi choi der is God oo...congrats to him anyways #CORRUPTION4DISNATION

vanspatacus:
U re pretty bleeped up..fucking eunuch

warever..... u can say dat again

blackberlin:
Barnabas Olatunde Samuel Sunday. . . BOSS

Or Chris Emmanuel Obabiyi, CEO

naso i de feel ur swag....cooool

cruzita:
prisca uche nnaemeka nnanna amaechi(punna)

badt gal...lolzzz

On friday I a met a beautiful girl@the motor park
i had a conversation wit her, I wantd to leave
and desired to collect her fone number
after collecting her number:
Me: sorry i didnt get ur name
She:Ok i'm Dike Sandra Thelma Vera,feel free
to call me [DSTV] in short form
Me:[I no fit carry last]am Godwin Obinna
tochukwu victor u can call me[GOTV]#Lolzz
if its u what wld ur fake name be
Felicia ukamaka eloka linda[FUEL]
Dorris Oke larry~love Ahamefuna Richard[DOLLAR]
David victor Daniel [DVD]
Oya let d names begin!!!Let the fun continue
.ArabMoney

vanspatacus:
I Neva asked u personally to add if u knw u dnt av anything meaningful to say u kip quiet must u display ur stupidity in public?..smh for u oo..u suld get a life instead

U claim this thread is for amateurs if u knw u re a professional u suldnt av opened the thread....olodo claiming boss

Hey hold it there I talked abt the the topic expressing my opinion even though is somhw harsh owk....bt i didnt insult u.......u insultin me tells me hw childish u ah......I repeat again 'Go Get a life' hahahahaahaahaha

ssoftappless:
olamide is dagrin

if you really know Barack Ogrin aka Dagrin.....u go knw say Olamide dey learn work fr music

prettythicksme:
Just curious about nl guys hating on ladies these days especially on romance section.U hating but yet u guys cant do without us.Guys stop spewing thrash about us cos u all came to this world through us.pls stop hating and stop calling us all sort of names! .Guys tell us y u are hating on we ladies!

what is this 1 saying??

Ndlistic:
President Buhari departs for Sharm El-Sheikh Egypt for Africa Business Forum on 19th Feb 2016



http://www.ndubuisiude..com.ng/2016/02/president-buhari-departs-for-egyptphotos.html?m=1

where are the ppl that voted him to office......we are suffering here in Naija becus of dollar rise and he is there travelling......May God arrest dem...mtchew yeye President

vanspatacus:
Online chatting can be a fun pastime once you
learn how to flirt with girls. Although it may be
easier than chatting in real life, it does require
certain netiquette. Using certain expressions
can tell the girl that you are enjoying her
company and that you would like to get to
know her better. You can practice flirting skills
to help you build up more confidence both
online and offline. So go ahead and find a girl
online in places such as role-playing games,
online games and chat rooms. Your new
flirting skills may help you find the girl of your
dreams.
STEP 1
Greet her with a fun opening line. Some
choices include “hey girl,” “hey stranger” or just
“hi there.” Use an exclamation mark after your
opening. If you have chatted with her before
and are excited to see her, use more
exclamation marks after your opening line as
these indicate that you are happy she is
online.

STEP 2
Laugh when she says -- writes -- something
funny. Say “u r so funny”, “hehe” and “haha.”
Keep in mind that using “hehe” is considered
more flirtatious.

STEP 3
Flirt with emoticons. Use a smiley face : ) or
wink ; ) or stick out your tongue : p after a
sentence. Other popular emoticons include the
heart <3 and the grin or you can use a
smirk :S or kiss :* at the end of your
conversation when you want her to know you
have feelings for her. Although emoticons are
fun to use, don’t use too many because they
can come across as somewhat immature.

STEP 4
Show her that you think she is special by
giving her a nickname such as “honey,”
“sweetie,” or “cutie."

STEP 5
Give her a specific compliment on something
that you like about her. For example, if she
makes you laugh, let her know you love her
sense of humor.

STEP 6
Take an interest in her life. Ask her questions
about the things that she enjoys. Ask about
her hobbies, movies, books and favorite songs
or bands.
add urs

OP I cant add anything to this poo......this is for Amateurs owk...go get a life

tutorng:
Apt illustration!

This is the layman's explanation of all these economy downturn and oil subsidy jargons making the rounds these past years. Every one should understand this.
The solution to Nigeria's problem is having our own refineries to process our crude and cut costs

master of illustration well done

kalus02:
And its impossible to sell a big antelope 4 N1000. A big antelope should be costing from 10K up

its just an example nah

Baawaa:
Fact, though it sound childish

personalize it to urslf it is childish to u

Nice 1 guy..kudos

Europa league resumes round of 16
Midtjylland Fc take on Manutd live at MCH Arena,Denmark
Time 19:00GMT
Manutd team news:Lvg selected an 18 man squad which include:David De dea,Sergio Romero,Chris Smalling,Daleyblind,Ander herrera,Donald love,James weir,Regan poole,Adnan januzaj,Jesse Lingard,Memphis Depay,Michael Carrick,Anthony Martial,WillKeane,Juan Mata,Joe Riley,Morgan Schneiderlin,Andreas Perreira
injured players: Captain Wayne Rooney misses the fight to denmark with a knee ligament damage keeping him out of action for 2months....Others include Browthwick-jackson,Schweinsteiger,phil jones,Matteo Darmian,Guilermo Varela along side with long term absentees:antonio Valencia,Marcos Rojo,Ashley Young and Luke Shaw.

Midtjylland Teams news: Gk[A.raahauge,M.anderson]
,Df:[k.hanseen,f.dickoh,a.romer,r.lauristeen,f.novak]
Mf:[]t.sparv,p.anderson,m.larsen,m.dueland,p.sisto,R.HASSAN(NIG),a.mabil
FW:[m.rasmuseen,m.Urena,v.kadlec]
Match time is 19:00GMT...Dont miss
have nice day #IzzyFlow