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Eva Alordiah.

God knows it all.

Wat is it 'bout d issue of BFs and GFs, ya'll should do wat is right 4 ur r/ship...

Those dah enter d bank jst 2 take water 4rm d dispenser... #5 pure water dy cant afford.

MarthaK:
Hahaha. Guilty of number 2...
It's not my fault, the pen wouldn't fit in my purse

Which kind pen u dy cari around wey no dy enter purse.

Haywhymido:
hmmmm, unilorin art class area. I av stopped doing nite class 4 school jare. My room suit me perfectly 4 nite class.

Art and Law area dy always dark wella.

Haywhymido:
hmmmm, unilorin art class area. I av stopped doing nite class 4 school jare. My room suit me perfectly 4 nite class.

Art and Law d area dy always dark wella.

foxyac3:
6. Those idiots that will try to take advantage of slightest disruption in power supply just to obtain ur gadget and leave ur charger for u. We caught one girl like that one day like dah.
7. Hahaha, The new love birds that turn night class to adventurous date.. U'll see them in every dark conner.
8. The ones that got tired of sleeping in their hostel.. A guy was snoring with vibration like that, we thought it was generator o.
9. The coffee guy, energy drink, bitter kola.

10. The musical Dj.
More to come.....



I'm a victim of many here o.... We dey fwenshen up go Night class ni o. ... UNILORIN folks "skyway things"

Na so bro, LT1, LT2.

freecocoa: Duh! Why would a man who took a vow go after a single woman? What's wrong with his wife?

Adventure...

23 and 24.

Jehovah doin great tinz...

The year is nt yet over, we stl av lyk 3mnts 2 go... Keep prayin and fastin, my advise 40days of fastin w/out tkin anytin.

ggrin: Dear Lord Jesus, I thank you for your blessings and guidance not only for myself, also to my family and friends..I am sorry for the times I forgot to praise you and thank you for giving your life to us...forgive me for my sins that I only think of my selfishness and rudeness of my
heart....Please bless my mind, my heart and my
soul that I may able to act and speak according to
your will.
I pray for protection and guidance in my everyday
journey...I also pray for good health and happiness of my family and friends. In Jesus name I pray.

Amen

Today I celebrate ME! The birth of Me! The person I have grown to be! The person I will become!
I am grateful to God for the gift of life, I am void without him. Also thankful to my earthly parents for nurturing me into the graceful, lovely, and a great person I am today.
Happy birthday to Me! I wish myself many more years of joy, love, laughter, health and prosperity. I wish myself strength and wisdom for days to come and success with everything I do today, and tomorrow!
Here’s a drink to ME!


long live ggrin
Long live NL

Oya o, the party don start o

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Dolcilicious my

Hapi bornday... No 4gt my share of Kalahari bitters and 2bottles of Grand Tour Vodka(GTV).

I trust errone, its d devil inside 'em dat i dnt trust.
Source: Italian Job...

Aydesmond: abi ooooo...my digit na. zero eight one sixty forty one sixty one eighty

Garrit, Jah bless.

Aydesmond: abegi tell her well mat112 self bad nt to talk of 211..... * recalls wen i was in the cbt center *15questions 20 minute..( mat113 ca) i was just clicking on next )*no b say i no sabi am ooo but u go fink say if u solve question 1 all ur tym go finish,.....sis cbt ix nt LOL at all...70questions 25min plb 108...yepaaa

I no knw say u do 211, Laplace transformation.... Dat kain course 4 CBT, d AC sef no fit quench d sweat 4 ur body.... Gimme ur numb mk we chat 4 Whatsapp jare.

sexzskil: People, stop crucifying me! K? When I was visiting the school library incessantly even before school officially resumed, going to nightclasses throughout the session while other people joked around, denied myself of night sleep, and all that, what did i get? Cs, Ds and Freaking, fvcking, damn, undeserved Es People that were just filling pages with craps were piling up B and C like something else. OUR LECTURERS READ TO US ON WIKIPEDIA. AM SURE I CAN THRASH MANY OF THOSE OPPORTUNIST LECTURERS IN ''REAL'' LIFE INTELLECTUALLY. As a sighn that lecturers in my department are so lazy, SADISTIC, and inept, NO ONE GOT A THROUGHOUT MY HUNDRED LEVEL IN ANY COURSE. OTHER DEPTS WERE DOING CHEAP CBTS, WHILE WE WERE WRITING NOVELS ON COURSES THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE COMPUTER BASED. Well, my non-novel write ups brought down my CGPA. Its gonna be alright anyway, i know this. This new session aint gonna be a joke.


As for my resuming November, I only want to do things differently and expect different result. Meanwhile, i have many serious things to do.

WHY AM I EVEN SAYING ALL THESE, AS IF SOMEONE GIVES A FVCKING CARE.

Before i go, take a stride into this thread that an imbec.i.le messed up

https://www.nairaland.com/1890936/shocking-lecturers-department-count-only


AM OUT!

Stop sayin cheap CBT, Am a Maths student nt easy writin CBT at all.

sexzskil: Graduated as a half-baked undergraduate right? You r a phoolish boi!

Tk it easy on ds bloke... Dats 2 harsh garlie.

sexzskil: Me till November 13th

Goin by 5th.

[quote author=sauceEEP][/quote]Woah, dats a big amount... Not plannin more dan 60k.

sauceEEP: LG G2 is the best, the phone is sleek, the camera is awesome, the battery life is superb the only drawback is that it has no expendable memory. I will advice you to go for the 32gb version. If you are a gamer, it handles virtually all HD games with no lag.

Hw much u got ur G2?

meks007: I'm using LG optimus g pro...n I can tell u it's a proper smartphone. I'm impressed with de screen size, de battery n de awesome notification light. ..yet to upgrade to kit kat though

Which of d G pros are u usin and hw much u got it.

Leggo dia...

rozzay: Sameer nd I r just joking around online deres nofin going on btw us, besides my baby reads all d thread nd laffs but u know a man will always be a man nd I don't want to put sand sand in my garri. So dis is officially d END of d thread.
Anyway I just spoke to my boo now nd he s kinda shy but he s coming, pls all d gfs here u know urselfs I'm also a jealous lover so u can stop d flirts he s not available

See as ds babe don Love up, Olubokato must be a good cook cos d vegetable don dy work.... #AmOutchea.

sauceEEP: LG G2 is the best, the phone is sleek, the camera is awesome, the battery life is superb the only drawback is that it has no expendable memory. I will advice you to go for the 32gb version. If you are a gamer, it handles virtually all HD games with no lag.

Garrit, hw much u got it and wia... Tnx.

meks007: I'm using LG optimus g pro...n I can tell u it's a proper smartphone. I'm impressed with de screen size, de battery n de awesome notification light. ..yet to upgrade to kit kat though

We av diff versions of g pro, which xactly is urs?

sauceEEP: We are in the same shoe bro. I upgraded my Lg G2 from jellybean to kitkat. The only difference i noticed is that the device is now faster.

Jst checked d review of LG G2, wanna go for LG Optimus G pro E985 b4 bt since i saw d specs of G2 i got confussed on which one 2 go for.... Jst hlp me out in selectin outta d two cos dy both match my taste. Jah bless.

MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.

12. The one that will buy boiled eggs, gala, Lacasera, pure water and so on eat all through the journey. They will chew like locomotive engines when they eat their bounty and if you're lucky they might even throw grenades (Farts)

13. The fat woman that is supposed to pay for two seats but will pay for one and you will be squeezed like tuna in a can.

14. The newspaper borrower

Oh, I could go on and on!! Lagos is in a class of its own mehn. I don miss

Jah bless ya 4 dat of boiled egg, i so much hate it.

urhoboman: as good as new. u can add me on whatsapp for the pix. 08062352801. Or google the specs. Hope u reside in lag?

Nah, nt in Lag.

urhoboman: I have an xperia L to sell. Suits ur specs.

How good is it?

BananaBender: Your father is the mumu of the highest order, dumb fvck!

Go tel dat 2 ur great grand father.

BananaBender: Are you lot crazy??!!






This is one of the few times where she actually looks good. And that lace outfit is gorgeous.

Mumu of d highest order.