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Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by SisiNini(f): 9:52am On Sep 11, 2014 |
The Abuser --- This passenger and d driver/conductor will rain different curses and abuses on each other till the passenger alights frm d bus... It cud be fun listening to their conversation after a stressful day @ work... Other passengers like me will laugh @ each heavy word... #LOL There was actually a day dat a woman stood by d doorway and d conductor abused d woman in his native dialect... Na so d woman looked back angrily and replied the conductor in dat same dialect... The conductor was shocked that day... We cudn't control our laughter dat day... There was also a day dat a hot argument ensued btw d driver and a passenger... Suddenly, the driver jux parked @ a bus stop and he came down frm d bus. That was how dis cool handsome dude alighted frm d bus and removed his suit jacket, removed his tie and dropped his laptop with his friend. Come and see Mortal Combat day ooo... It was as if av never seen two ppl fight b4... The cool dude beat d hell out of d driver... #LOL There was also a day dat a driver came out of his bus angrily and abused our driver for wrong driving... He came to our driver's side tried to drag him down frm d bus but our driver jux ignored him and kept quiet... This driver rained different abuses on our driver till he alighted from the bus... U need to c d surprise on our faces when our driver alighted frm d bus... Our driver was so TALL dat the other driver's height did not get to his elbow... That was how dis other driver started begging our driver dat he didn't know it was him... #LOL The GSM Callers are d set of ppl I hate most in d bus... They will always disturb u wit their useless conversation after having a stressful day... By their conversation u shall know their life history... Mtcheeeewwww All d same I always enjoy going home in a bus cos of the comic relief... #Eko4Show 22 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 9:59am On Sep 11, 2014 |
De abokki DAT enters de bus wit a smelling perfume. But smiles at everyone as if he is a celebrity 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by arvinsloane(m): 10:02am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Afghanistan:noooooo.... Na last week paper. newspaper borrower-"Abeg make I still see am" 7 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by 1one: 10:21am On Sep 11, 2014 |
StealthyMe: .. Exactly.. Yeye false sense of entitlement 4 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by olasmith10(m): 10:23am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Lagos with different craze people, I deh inside bus one day, a beggar bought gala for a passenger.. I still get baffled each tym I remember 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Abraham2013(m): 10:24am On Sep 11, 2014 |
chinex276: U 4got d football fanatics, now dat 9ja drew yesterday, dey'll argue till d end of their journey.Bros u check ur pocket well after d man in suit left? 4 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by benELOHIM7(m): 10:25am On Sep 11, 2014 |
15. the pick pocket trying to disarm u of ur fone. he doesnt have bus stop until ur fone is in his hands. 16. the passenger, mostly women, with 7kids but paying for one seat. MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever. 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by olanrewajuab(m): 10:26am On Sep 11, 2014 |
16.abi when d conductor will shout e wole pelu change o meaning( enter with your change o) and 2 to 3 passengers will enter with 1000 naira 17.when hold up tight and passengers use materials to fan because of sweat. etc |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Epathra(f): 10:30am On Sep 11, 2014 |
adebisiolumide5: Please how do i get to ejigbo from Opebi Allen in Ikeja using public buses. and how much would it cost please help me oo.. its urgent..take NAPEP to under bridge. Walk towards that glass building after the bridge towards Otigba. Take Egbeda. Take ikotun from Egbeda and drop @ idimu. Take a bike to Ejigbo from Idimu. 3 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Skii(m): 10:31am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Wow!! Op well done!! Very well researched and written article. I think you should add -by permission-the suggestions from others like "STAFF" (the member of the armed forces or service group who doesnt pay transport fare) to your article to improve it. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by bookiee(f): 10:40am On Sep 11, 2014 |
chinex276: U 4got d football fanatics, now dat 9ja drew yesterday, dey'll argue till d end of their journey. my true life story, ogba 3weeks ago! 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by XKZ(m): 10:41am On Sep 11, 2014 |
purplesummer: Then the lady on the low waist jean flashing her butt at any body who is plagued with the misfortune of sitting behind her And those on lowcut ('low waist') jeans pulling it up (or their tops down) constantly as if they didn't know before putting it on that It's designed to show off the as's . 3 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by gbaskiboy: 10:42am On Sep 11, 2014 |
adebisiolumide5:find ur way to allen bus stop |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by kamikazeY(m): 10:50am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Also the sports analyst..it takes jst 2 people to turn everywhere into a stadium..asif na dem dey play. 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by benELOHIM7(m): 10:51am On Sep 11, 2014 |
NL gals sabi lie eh ......common gerrat *in phyno's voice* Onegai: Craziest story from a danfo coming up now! 2 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 10:59am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Epathra: take NAPEP to under bridge. Walk towards that glass building after the bridge towards Otigba. Take Egbeda. Take ikotun from Egbeda and drop @ idimu. Take a bike to Ejigbo from Idimu.wicked description, Israelite journey, girl, u wicked |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Epathra(f): 11:05am On Sep 11, 2014 |
sexyseun: wicked description, Israelite journey, girl, u wickedNormally, I don't give cognisance to comments like this buh we have too many of your breeds running loose hence, the need to curb ΐτ̅. Mind you, ΐτ̅'s usually safer to consult Ʊя̩̥̊ brain before Ʊя̩̥̊ mouth and fingers but I'm not surprised coz I've been warned not underestimated hediots esp on a faceless forum and on the keypad. You shld have just given Ʊя̩̥̊ desription. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by maxisfield(f): 11:09am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Lol..ds is soo true n vry vry funny |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by bigwallace(m): 11:12am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Well make I No lie sha,am guilty of always borrowing newspaper in d bus especially sport dailies!! 2 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by ezearichard(m): 11:13am On Sep 11, 2014 |
adebisiolumide5: Please how do i get to ejigbo from Opebi Allen in Ikeja using public buses. and how much would it cost please help me oo.. its urgent..Get to oshodi then take ejigbo Thank me later |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by 2naira50kobo: 11:13am On Sep 11, 2014 |
This really is funny.... Everything happens in Lagos. Once you can think about it, just know it already happens in Lagos. [color=#990000][/color] rusher14: [/size][size=10pt][/size] |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Krasid(m): 11:13am On Sep 11, 2014 |
I can't stop laughing. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by StealthyMe(m): 11:13am On Sep 11, 2014 |
sexyseun: hahahhahahahaha , it could have been worse if he also slammed his hair bald Hehehe I nor even remember im hair cut ; i just dey observe him actions....e don dey look me again oo |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by 2naira50kobo: 11:18am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Celebrity things!!! rightym: De abokki DAT enters de bus wit a smelling perfume. But smiles at everyone as if he is a celebrity |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by avuekwe(f): 11:19am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Ogba peeps plenty here. My own is, the two lovers who cant bear not to sit together, most times u see them at the back playing romantically with each other. Na u go comot your eye ni. the young university or secondary school leavers most especially girls gisting about their care free life. U cant help but eavesdrop on their conversation and wonder where all the young carefree days went. Sometimes, i wish i could be young again and without a care in d world . 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by charliejose: 11:21am On Sep 11, 2014 |
travelling in Lagos could be so much fun..dis article reminded me of a day I was going to school.I boarded a bus going to yaba, wen we arrived Ikeja along(u know d normal traffic jam there).. we just heard a government pick up behind us paving for way trying to intimidate our driver... I tot he would just give way wen I heard d conductor shouted !.."ma fun won lono ooo...a won oloshi"...I was thinking it was joke ooo wen both vehicles started dragging the road ooo hitting themselves.. just like in d.Hollywood movie fast and furious...d passengers started shouting ooo"e je kin bole ooo eni pawa ooo"..our bus stopped so did d pick up...come and see show down..lollz..the government officials ran away after 3mins of battle ..lol everyone was just watching as men on suit and tie battling with agberos.. at d end,d conductor stole a vehicle engine from dem..dey denied it at 1st tho only to joke with it during d journey....all Dis happened on a Monday morning ooo 2 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by hollieroshi8(m): 11:22am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Djicemob: You must bring your change onaso 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by CharlieMaria(m): 11:28am On Sep 11, 2014 |
researchQ: The preacher who will preach and pray for the passengers then when the bus is about to move he will tell you to bring money aka sow seed to support his 'ministry'. Then you begin to wonder is he preaching so he can genuinely do the work of God or is he there collecting money from passengers for his own personal use?Don't mind those jobless people, deceiving the feeble ones in the name of Evangelism. I dey pursue them tire for any bus wen I dey |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by chinex276(m): 11:30am On Sep 11, 2014 |
emmabest2000: follow follow take it easy ooooo to avoid the story that touches the heart hmmm ....i wasn't following him ooo... Me too dey luk 4 moto wey go full quick. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Izzyizzie(m): 11:31am On Sep 11, 2014 |
MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.Jah bless ya 4 dat of boiled egg, i so much hate it. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 11:32am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Epathra: Normally, I don't give cognisance to comments like this buh we have too many of your breeds running loose hence, the need to curb ΐτ̅. Mind you, ΐτ̅'s usually safer to consult Ʊя̩̥̊ brain before Ʊя̩̥̊ mouth and fingers but I'm not surprised coz I've been warned not underestimated hediots esp on a faceless forum and on the keypad.girl take a chill pill,just because you didn't understand him doesn't mean you should hurl insults @ him. He was tryna be funny. Where'd you bury your sense of humour? 5 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 11:33am On Sep 11, 2014 |
@OP, you forgot about the lousy conductor who siezes every opportunity to insult and even fight with passengers, passersby, touts (agberos), even policemen. And the driver silently watches all these transpire. |
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