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alexistaiwo:
Halfy, Seems like I hit a home run

I didn't know Nigerian scammers living in Nigeria play Baseball.

alexistaiwo:
Here is a parting shot.

Riddle me.....

What do get when you subtract manilness, balls and courage to speak without fear from a full grown man?

Answer.... You get a half-man

Riddle number two.....

What is the synonym of half-man?

Answer...... J2.381

Bobrisky gat nothing on you, brot her

go fvck yourself loser. Better still, go tell your worthless father to answer than useless riddle you typed.

Half man my ass, if your father was man enough he would have emptied you inside a condom.

Now get lost, loser.

alexistaiwo:
Ban being waiting for me ever since I got out of the recent 2 months one I got.

If I am to get banned again, it won't be because of a half-man.

That I can guarantee you

just look at this one sided deluded self wanking bastard. An idiot who doesn't have a semblance of self worth, talking as if getting banned is the end of his worthless life.

Dude you really need to get your head examined and better still, get your priorities straight because it seem it's just as bent as your worthless life.

Anuofia.

alexistaiwo:
Finally you played your hand but had you manned up earlier instead of playing the cowardly beating around the bush card, I might just have given you a manly response.

Took about six mentions to get you to loosen up and that does not speak well of your masculinity.

Learn to speak without fear.
I won't beat you.

Sharrap dia you befuddled idiot. Manly response my ass. You who couldn't even muster an ounce of bravery to call detractors to order when they accused you of being a thief is here letting your fingers type faster than your brain can think.

Truly you're an irredeemable idiot.

alexistaiwo:
I am quoting you repeatedly because I hate misconceptions and cowardice

Talk your real talk before your talk talk you.

you hate what exactly? You who was said to have taken money that doesn't belong to you and when called out, you ignored every mention same way your ignored your less than useless existence? Puhlease.. if anyone wants to talk about cowardice, not you of all people.

So take a few seat back, loser. Since you said you hate misconceptions, there's no misconception here, I am referring to you, alexistaiwo.

alexistaiwo:
The people you had in mind when you made that particular post.

like I said, whoever the cap fit, like him wear it. And since you're the one who keeps quoting me, I'm starting to believe the cap really fit that head of yours.

alexistaiwo:
..

fear who exactly?

alexistaiwo:
Are you calling the esteemed and distinguished members of this thread idiots?

I didn't mention any moniker but hey, whoever the cap fits, like them wear it.

alexistaiwo:
Do you know that if you hit your head repeatedly on a brick wall, you will experience an inexplicable level of enlightenment and become a genius overnight?

Don't forget to mention me when you find it out for yourself.

A wise man learns from other people's experience while (for lack of less insulting word) a lesser wise man will stubbornly chose to learn from his own personal mistakes

yes a wise man learn from people's experience but not when those people are idiots.

All for wetin nau. Chai!!!

oyaskii:
lol after several warnings from this thread you didn't listen.

well I've learnt not to listen to people. I like to find out things myself.

Let's see if Ole will deliver.

Gemini Man.

Nonsense!. That's all I can say.

Obviously Tonto needs a job. Like you tipped someone to spread false news about you?

This is very sad. During my time in school I paid 7,700 throughout.

KoiceReloaded:
I posted those links to make a statement. I didn't read them, cuz honestly, I was lackadaisical towards what they had to say. Mine and your links are opinions of random columnists, and only a weak minded lily would misconstrue their opinionated views for gospel truth.

Again I reiterate, posting opinion of others won't free you from the hole you have dug yourself into. Stop posting irrelevant opinion of others and instead, do an extensive research on feminism.

The end. Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

this is why it is advisable for people like you to occasionally use water to wipe your ass after you sh1t. You just might smell your own sh1t, you know.

Nice. I know some churches won't like this. They may start saying the government wants to attack the church or their religious beliefs.

Ishilove:
It's still disturbing

hope you don't find Aristoto Aristotle disturbing.

realestniggah:
A guy on Twitter recount his encounter with a girl

All your whatsapp screenshot is just story. Instances like this it is always advisable to hit the nail on the head. Just let her know the 5k she wants isn't free, afterall, there's no free meal in free town.

Funny thing is, if He's convicted and sent to prison when he gets his freedom he will still be richer than many many Nigerians.

Respect55:
This life is just a small place. You will think you are sharp but when the time is come, your sin will surely find you out.

Some weeks back, a guy saw my wares online and came around to pick some footwears since we are in same city. He kept on talking on phone with a particular girl (my girl) about the type of shoe she likes. Remember I just gave her a new pair when she requested for one. Not even up to a month.

So this guy selected 3 pairs of shoes - two males shoes and one female own. He just told me to packet them that he would call me when money comes in. Fast-forward to today, he called in the afternoon and gave me a location to bring the shoe that he went out with his girl and will be traveling in the morning.

I dressed up, picked up the shoes at the shop and dashed to the location only to meet him with my girlfriend.

I just pretended like nothing happened, passed the shoes to him. She was shocked to the marrow but the guy never noticed. He asked her to wear the shoe so as to see how it suits but she just told him that he shouldn't bother that it's OK.

He paid me and as I was about leaving, he called me back and introduced me to his girl. I told her my name like we just met and left.

That's just it. I'm out for good. I'm free

did she call you after this?

Mark9854:
lolx, the 2008 instalment is better, but I enjoyed this too.
"I want them to know death is coming and there is nothing they can do to stop it". __John (Rambo: the last blood)

truly he kept his word.

Rambo: Last Blood.

7.5/10.

I understand why it's not what people expected but all I can say is the character John Rambo is damaged.

BadBradley:
alpha male? That word just gave you way as the same dumb bitch who has been looking for her life's calling on nairaland.

Pity your plight...you need a the help you an get.

dude you've expended too much time on that nonentity. He's vorpal. A celebrated and renown loser who testified to having an erection just by looking at a girl's picture here.

He was shamed and embarrassed beyond recognition he didn't even know he's being shamed and embarrassed. He was just too stupid to even know.

Lusting after females monikers and shamelessly wanking_ to their pictures is his forte. He was seriously disgraced in the ashawo thread thus he deactivated that moniker and came with this useless one.

See how he joyfully admitted to sniffing the pad of that two timing no gooder. So ask yourself, which man with self respect will even such say things?

You know what the say, "you can change the moniker but you can't change the loser".

Thegamingorca:
Why it come dey pain you?

I love being her PA. Atleast i get free recharge cards and get to sniff her pads every now and then shey nah you been dey like and share all hin posts.

Weyrey boy.

atleast you've admitted you're a loser and have absolutely nothing going on for you.

Embrace your truth and try to find your shame since you obviously don't know what shame is.

Degenerate loser. Get lost and stay lost Abeg. Ain't gat time for losers.

Thegamingorca:
Your friends come to the rescue ke. She can actually handle this fool on her own but instead of watch her waste precious time on him ild rather have fun with his frustrations.

Abeg shut up and get lost. I don't know who appointed you her PA or personal secretary.

Shift go one side Abeg.

And they say whenever I'm being trolled my friends always come to my rescue, but hey, what do we have here.

2.0 down. Why is man United still keeping Ole as their coach?

Let's see if Ole will win this.

hulk616:
No

They are always false at last. But everything is always Russia, Russia, Russia

not always Russia