₦airaland Forum

LordAdam16:


Why you run? After foisting this disaster on a nation of 180m people, you carry your load run go Canada. Now you have the impetus to tell people who to vote for. You deserve a head shot. If you were st*pid enough to vote for this ancestor in 2015, you have no moral right to tell anyone who to vote for in 2019.

You no run comot when PDP and Jonathan dey. E reach Buhari you run comot. Now you get mind to 1 dictate give people which party deserve power or not. Better keep quiet and recuse yourself of any further involvement in Nigerian politics.

Nonsense!

-Lord

did you vote in the last election or the previous ones?

He's shown he's no better than Goodluck Jonathan. We really need to change our present crop of old men who call themselves leaders. They're a disgrace.

Well, better HIV than cancer of the anus.

TheUpsetGirl:
Ladies are never broke. We are not defined by our pockets, Understand that. Guys need to stop being disheartened about women having standards for guys. Work hard and be the best version of yourself or don’t say anything at all young man. Being financially poor is not attractive to anybody, even if that woman “loves” you. She will leave you/ cheat on you for somebody who can provide more for her. Simple as ABC. Accept it.

this useless post of yours is the reason girls who share the same belief with you end up with abusive husbands/boyfriends.

I see Nairaland LAWMA have already marked he's presence here.

Shroud:
she knows because the dick didn't scrap the walls properly or didn't travel the distance.
How does she know? Because another dick had been there before?

Shroud:
You ever been in a car under a heavy thunderstorm and blinding rain? You can't even see the next 10 feet ahead of you?

So you wind up your windows, switch on your AC and set it to defrost the windshield and you put on your favourite song and the journey continues? You're in the presence of two worlds: one chaotic and violent and troublesome; the other quiet, serene, comfortable and beyond reason.

The sheer feeling of being separated form the outside world by doors of that car and wrapped in letter as the car cuts through the rain noiselessly taking you through and through your destination in total oblivion of the reality in the real world...

Bro...that's the feeling I get when I'm inside a pussy. I never want to be out. The world's just dead outside!

Awesome!!!!

Shroud:
I'm not talking of sighting, bro.

I mean, how does a dick separate the pussy lips of a girl and makes its way through that moist , greasy corridor and without even sighting the dick, the lady concludes the dick is undersized?

perhaps the pussy_ got eyes, eh? Or the pussy_ cos of the fact of having thousands of nerve ending makes it send cryptic message to the woman, "hey you're being fvcked by a big dick".

Shroud:
this is one theory Everyman blessed with a sizable shlong needn't worry about.

Blessed with length and girth plus the flexibility of alternate penetration, It's always going to be fun being inside a woman.

Kai! Nothing beats that feeling. Absolutely nothing!!

The feeling of being inside a wet vagina stand in a class of its own. Be the vagina wide or elastic, the feeling that comes when ones erect penis_ slide inside a vagina, couple with the fluidity and gripping tactics of the owner of the vagina is... There's no word or sentence I can use to describe it.

So bro, what is sweeter than a wet vagina?

Shroud:
ever wonder how a girl will come to the notion that a dick is small?

Not really, unless she's seen it and felt the 'smallness of its smallness'.

Shroud:
Lolz @ the emboldened. This is somewhat confusing... somewhat somewhat. Here's my take.

Every pussy has a default opening after the first sex that broke the hymen. That opening is relative to the girth of the dick that did the first job.

A father longer dick will bigger than the Pioneer dick will put that pussy's elasticity to work and..well, make the list stretch to its potential.

All right, if that bigger dick doesn't make it a habit of bothering that pussy 3 times a week, the Pioneer dick can still go in and feel the smothering vaginal walls clinging to his shaft damn tight.

However, if the behemoth dicck beats down on that pussy say 3 to 4 times a week and the Pioneer dig comes knocking, he's going to float in the waves stirred by that big dick. The pussy will however , in time , still fall back to her elastic default values nevertheless.

thus, the bigger/longer the dick, the bigger the possibility of the vagina being as wide as the Atlantic ocean.

Welcome to the theory of dicking a vagina... thoroughly, I might add.

Amarabae:
Body shamers are dumb.

It's saggy, how is it ur business?

It's bore hole, you don't like bore hole? No stress if you want to enter,
Free and easy entrance,
Who no like better thing?


No mind me.
#sayNOtobodyShaming

penis_ shamers are worse than dumb.


If the penis_ is small, how is it your business?

If he's a one minute man, how is it your business?

#saynotopenisshaming. After all, prick get size.

Shroud:
I tell you, the writer had some valid points but the sub-theme seemed to be about men, with all the anti-male screamers.


You saw the writer saying, in one breath, big punny is natural and in the next breath adovacte for kigel exercise.

I don't know how an exercise could narrow the opening or shrink the elasticity of a natural porous pussy, bro.

Lies, lies and more lies. The writer is just trying to give flimsy excuses, simple.

For one, I know just like dicks vary in length and breath, so do vaginas. I still know dicking a vagina too much makes it lose it's tightness. You have to ask yourself why these runs girls and their affiliate use Alum to make their vagina tight if the bolded is not true.

HardMirror:
Do you assume I am not sexually active? You ladies had better stop trying to play on our intelligence. How can she claim giving birth has no effect on the tightness of the pussy? I have dated at least 4 single mothers. I know the difference. So pls save us some of this excuses. Love is more than sex and tight pussies that is what I hold on to, but the post about childbirth is absolute rubbish

If the devil was once an angel then women are natural born liars. After all, didn't Eve (the first woman) lie to Adam?

Shroud:
Nicely written but there's this overhanging cloud of dick-shaming men that marred the message of this article.

AYE. Not forgetting those who earned the degrading title of "one minute man".

I guess it's okay if a guy is being ridiculed but not okay if it's a girl.

calliope:
I think you are the one who needs to be delivered from acute ignorance, even though you're a lost cause. There's nothing impossible for God to do.
Christianity have formed part of the main resistance against gender and sexual equality in this present era of human development. It's a shame, and not something your redundant head should gloat about.

And who told you, pastors can pray away lesbianism eh? Y'all should keep deceiving yourselves.
Unknowingly, to Tb Joshua, these two ladies would have a "rigorous bang" tonight after they are done with the so-called "deliverance".

na real righteous bang.

Ladyhippolyta88:
Being gay has nothing to do with whether you would turn out a good or bad parent.Since you believe they can't take care of the child why don't you advise heterosexuals to not send kids to orphanage homes and take their responsibilities. How many children have a say in their adoption?

kids don't have a say in their adoption, no doubt. Heck, they still don't have a say in choosing their parents. So what's your point?

News like this usually amuse me. The dude posing like a woman need serious help. Won't bother calling him queer though, dude got it written all over him. Like what's up with that pose

CAPSLOCKED:

OH, I DO THAT EVERYTIME FOR A CIGARETTE.

No wonder you're an idiot_.

Now piss off.

CAPSLOCKED:

BROS.. "1K FOR 3 NUTS" FOR LIFE.

How about 5H to stick your head inside your unwashed anus.

Semi nude_? What's wrong if she pose nude_?

Shroud:
Nigeria's political elite and billionaires are always humble abroad but feel like gods at home ..

all because we have inglorious idiots who worship them like gods.

I tell you bro, the nigerian political class and the elites are the ones making the system a failure because they damn well know if the system works, then they all go cold turkey.

CAPSLOCKED:

NO ONE SHOULD EVER FEEL GUILTY, OR ASHAMED OF THEIR SEXUALITY. NO ONE.

FALL IN LOVE WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER, AND BE AS HAPPY AS YOU CAN. YOU'RE YOUR FIRST AND BIGGEST SOURCE OF HAPPINESS, DON'T LET NOBODY UNDERMINE YOUR RIGHTS TO MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES.

YOU ONLY HAVE THIS ONE LIFE, LIVE IT TO THE FULLEST.

I see. Hope you're not among the hypocrites who support homosexuality and condemn prostitution.

SammieJayh:
I see your point now.

The school is open to all Nigerians, the issue now is having to follow the rules of the institution.
I have a muslim friend who can't attend covenant university(she knows the quality of education there but won't apply) because she cant attend church services...this is the same reason why I can't attend Al-hikmah or Al-qalam because I cant follow their doctrines.

But I can definitely apply to them and get admitted...that's what the clause on NUC's page means.

all the same, doesn't give the school the right to shave the heads of students just because they didn't bring bibles to chapel.

If she's really a lesbian how did she give birth to Jay Z?