₦airaland Forum

Must have been influenced by adaptation.

Lol

Dem for allow am chop Tanzanian beans small sha

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Gold chains indeed.

Kizz but 60k dolls no be beans na.

You for just consider the Promoter Hustle based on fellow country man, go stage show appearance for like 10 mins and arrange some shenkez with big büm bűm to shake some azz for the clients fans

Lol

Make everybody for this forum apologize to all working boys asap.

At least all working boys combined both home and abroad never chop money reach the one wey magu and accountant general don steal.
Now both men are free like a bird to go and sin no more, one even get promotion sef, while Bawa the puppet still dey chase working boys up and down.

Naija police again.

Chai!

Naija Police again.

NoQualmz:
Unknown gunmen masquerades

Fixed

eldoradoxx:
Certainly something beyond ordinary cannabis. No be cannabis wey dem take dey use cook indomie, beans, okro soup etc in Nigeria again? Lol.
RIP to the lady though. But I doubt if it is cannabis exclusively she took.

She took synthetic cannabis/cannabinoid (made in the lab), not the natural weed plant.

tungamaje:
This is Nigeria for you. They have turned the case against the soldier ;

They just change am for am sharperly

Ouchbabe:
Just imagine! What a country. Can't the location where the calls were made be traced by security operatives?
We have never had it this bad

Lol. Trace weytin??

The technology can only trace Nnamdi Kanu and yahoo boys in the south. Once e reach north the technology used for tracing nor go work again.
8th wonder of the world if you ask me

Lol

Everybody go collect for naija last last.

I thought Pantami (the Fake Professor) said with NIN all Bandits and terrorists will be apprehended, weytin come happen?

Make una continue to dey pursue pressers with EFCC up and down while bandits and terrorists roam free.

Maybe I go drop my lappy and become bandit since it is not considered as a crime by the vegetable in Aso rock.

Lol. Optimised...

If you know, you know.

TechNana:
I just got This from a colleague,

Latest POS SCAM.

PLEASE READ AND WARN YOUR SALES REP.

It happened around 2nd week of December this past 2021, barely 2 weeks he started the POS business. He has a girl who stays there too.

This particular afternoon, a guy walked up to the POS Kiosk, and this followed.

Guy: Nne I want to make a transfer of ₦1500 so that you can give me cash.

Girl: Ok, but you will have to wait for the alert to come before I give you cash.

Guy: No problem. Who receives the alert?

Girl: My Ọga recieves it.

N/B. (For clarity sake, Ọga means your employer or your boss at work)

Guy: Ok, where's him?

Girl: He's not here, but I will call him on phone to confirm.

Guy: Ok.

After about 2 minutes, the guy told the girl to call his Oga so as to confirm the alert.

The girl called the Oga, the Oga said he hasn't seen it. She cut the call.

After about 5 minutes again, she repeated the call and Oga said he hasn't seen it.

After about 5 minutes again for the 3rd time, Oga said he hasn't seen it.

The fourth time, Oga said he hasn't seen it and this time, the guy requested to speak with the Oga so as to hear from him.

The girl gave the guy her phone to speak with the Oga, the guy said he isn't hearing him so well, let him take the phone number and call him with his own phone.

This guy as fast as possible, with the girl's phone blacklisted the Oga, blocked him, typed his own phone number and saved it with the same name the girl saved his Oga with.

After doing this, he gave back the phone to the girl and the girl innocently took her phone and kept.

He waited for few minutes and then sent the girl the following message and the message came with the girl's Oga's name, not knowing the number has been changed.

"I have seen the alert, give him the ₦1500. Transfer ₦130,000 to this account 00*******00 and then transfer ₦40,000 to this account 00******00"

This naive and innocent girl "unsmartly" gave the guy his ₦1500 and then transferred ₦170,000 to the two accounts and that was it.

The guy left.

All these while, the Oga was calling her to know what she later did with the guy, but her line wasn't passing through because she blocked the Oga.

Later in the evening Oga came around to see her but unfortunately water don pass garri already.

That was how a business of not upto 2 weeks was hit.

The neighbours around said they saw the guy and he spent almost an hour there and no one knows what was happening.

I think that's the smartest way of all these fraudsters I've heard so far.

Meanwhile before this time, I have already warned my girl, never will her entertain any message with my name without hearing my voice and she has been doing that.

POS owners please these guys are really out and mean for business. Good morning everyone do ave a stress-free weekend

Cc: Lalasticlala Mynd44

Lol. The street is not smiling �

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EFCC never see trouble yet.

By the time boys for south go drop their lappy and mobile phones begin carry gun like the Bandits in the North na then Nigerians eyes go open. Shey na Nigerians money boys dey collect? Abi oyibo tell una say their money loss??

Let me tell you a secret. Yahoo Yahoo is the highest employer of the youths in Nigeria second to betnaija.

If not for Yahoo Yahoo wey dey calm boys for south eh weytin dey happen for north at the moment for be childs play compared to weytin for dey sup for south.
Just imagine say nothing like street wey dey keep boys busy for south inside this our corrupt country and poverty capital of the world under the clueless vegetable called president, boys for just dey knock gate to gate every night to dey collect dues from everybody. Plus confra epidemic wey dey south already come add jobless youths wey dey hungry, the issue of bandits for be childs play. It will be very very bloody.

How many working boys una fit arrest. Like 1 thousand inside 5 million youths ba.
Make una just go build prison the size of Maracana stadium for Brazil and just arrest all the boys for naija put inside the prison.

Yahoo Yahoo is a war between intelligence and ignorance/greed. As long as ignorant and greedy people are out there there must always be maga.

Instead of arresting working boys repatriating our stolen money piled up abroad by our kleptomaniacs called politicians, why not sensitise the public on how to be safe online and be less greedy.

Ok

Lol

I hope Forbes did better underground checks this time. We nor wan hear different story later like that of Invictus Group

Lesson: If you be G and you cash out for naija abeg use the money go get better education for better countries and come back to contest for a political post.
Nor go let peer pressure make you go buy benz and start clubbing anyhow, if not na EFCC and Government go collect all of them and even jail you in the long run. Both the rich and the poor for naija nor wan see say e better for you o.
Make every G from poor background learn from Hush mistakes.

Lol

Buhari's definition of fight against corruption is to be pursuing Yahoo boys Upandan with his EFCC lap dogs. Abi Oyibo tell una say their money lost

While Pondei and Akpabio are still walking free.

Lol

Naija never ready to advance.

Money wey dem been don budget to take update the facilities one chairman with big belle and 3 wives go don embezzle am.

Lol

Get rich or die trying geng

Las Las money must be made.
Na who dem catch naim be thief

Let me go back to listening to 'Chicken Soup' by Lil Tracy & Chief Keef.

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If you be youth and you still dey shout APC and PDP here and there I pity for you. This kleptomaniacs in the name of government nor get plans for una o.

You see the amount wey the lifeless and the mere commissioner wan take feed themselves and their families for 2021 alone, and common palliatives wey Ca-Covid give government make them share give the poor masses them still hoard am for warehouse.

I thank Oluwa for using Jetana, Katrina and Lorina for yankee take bless my life. Na una say make hunger nor kill me for naija. May amadioha bless una for me.

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Working boys nor just get joy

There is always peace of mind when you have your own money as a lady. Men will respect you more.

My immediate family (parent and siblings) bills wan choke me already not to talk of adding another random broke vagina person and her family as a liability

Men should stop dating broke women because they wouldn't date you if reverse was the case.

zmpp:
She's even a very popular and loudmouthed Nairalander. But for one thing I'd mention her moniker here.

Lol

ogbonti:
in Nigeria, for Nigerian girls, a relationship or relationshipS is a full time job and to be married is a retirement plan - bunch of pathetic lazy losers

The average Nigerian girl is a liability to any man who says hi to her, not to talk of dating or marrying her. those of you into relationships or marriage in naija - una dey try oooo, no wonder most of my age mates in naija now look like ancestors- old and f v c cked up looks of stress, and these liability women are more than any stress in the world!

You just nailed it. The husbands will be looking old, stressed and unkempt while their wives will be looking fresh and chubby- when what they do only is to sit at home, eat like retards, gossip with friends and watch Zeeworld while the husbands slave away.
The best case scenario of Monkey dey work baboon dey chop.

GavelSlam:
Or throw a party sef.

No be lie you talk.

I would rather use my money to flex myself and my niggers than to give it to a Nigerian in the name of investment.

Boys don cash out like this o. Money don enter voicemail tongue

Kobicove:
Dishonesty is the DNA of an average Nigerian...even I have been a victim before

That's true.

Calazoto:
Here is his reaction,

I never see person wey mumu reach Adamu

Meanwhile, chat me up if you need maca root powder for honey/sex enhancing effects, low sperm count, infertility etc.

Promo price only for 5k

Lol. And the same Adamu Garba still dey use same Twitter post. Such is life sha.

MrHighSea:
How will someone fold their hands and brain instead of trying to make little positive impacts in his/her space.

One thing that makes a partner attractive is for him/her to have purpose in life.

Not everytime, Honey welcome, I cooked blah blah blah.

Lol. Like say na only because of food you marry her. Before marriage guyman no dey eat before? I get microwave to heat my food, I get washing machine to do my laundry.

Bottom line never marry a woman who is not earning something no matter how small. This will enable her to know the value of money. At least money wey you suffer get you no go wan waste am anyhow.
I get my money abeg you sef get your own. No be say everytime honey I want this shoe, I want this dress for my friends wedding. After house bill wan kill man finish her fish brain without conscience go still wan bill you with frivolities.

Boys don wise now especially when to make money as a young Nigerian man is very very difficult now. As a Nigerian man you go carry your own Bill's with your immediate family own, come still carry your wife's family join. Abi na suffer dem born me come suffer for this life?
Nigeria marriage settings only favors women TBH.

Warning: dear men, Never date or marry a broke girl because she wouldn't date or marry you if reverse was the case.

If her own account balance no reach 3million and above abeg no marry her. Because if you no get millions for account dem no go marry you.

Lol

nairavsdollars:
Even a little child knows that. They said hidden camera and Fashola just picked it up in public like that

Lol. No be lie sha