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Fashion › Re: Do You Feel Comfortable Wearing Trunks And Bikini At Beach? by jabanz(m): 2:27pm On Jan 01, 2013
y me: I love to flaunt my figure 8 tongue but erhmmm bikini in public without a bikini cover up wrap dress is a no no for me
shame will bury me cheesy cheesy
but I can make an exception if i am walking and holding hands with my man at the beach sha. grin
.+NAWQAO i go like see dat fig 8 wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Boy Catches Mom Cheating. by jabanz(m): 10:01pm On Dec 30, 2012
SO NA D PRIEST SEF BE D MAN LOL..... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Russian Side 'offered £205m For Messi' by jabanz(m): 12:59am On Dec 28, 2012
Ibadiarann: An unnamed Russian club triggered Lionel Messi's automatic release clause with a staggering €250m (£205m) bid for the Barcelona star, a report claims.

..Spanish sports daily El Mundo Deportivo reports that the club agreed to pay more than double the world record transfer fee, and offered the Argentine a €30m (£24.6m) annual pay packet after tax.

Once that sum was offered Barcelona were contractually obliged to accept it - but from that point it was up to the player whether he was interested in leaving the club.

The bid came during Messi's recent contract negotiations with Barcelona.

However, the 25-year-old rejected the move and signed a two-year extension with Barça that ties him to the Camp Nou until 2018.

Although the club was not named it is likely to have been Anzhi Makachkala, who are owned by billionaire Suleyman Kerimov.

In 2011 Anzhi signed former Barça striker Samuel Eto'o, making him the highest-paid player in world football.

El Mundo Deportivo said Messi rejected the Russian move because of his desire to continue winning titles at Barcelona.

He scored a record 91 goals in 2012 and is expected to win his fourth consecutive Ballon d'Or.

Neither is Messi short of cash - in March it was revealed he earns £27m per year, topping up his £13m salary with sponsorships and endorsements.

Every player in Spanish football must have a minimum fee release clause in their contract. Cristiano Ronaldo's is the highest, standing at €1bn (£800m)

Source:http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/la-liga-russian-side-offered-205m-messi-101522470.html
FERGUSON JUST PRONOUNCED CRISTIS OWN NOT DAT ITWAS OFFICIAL
Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala's Mother Was Kidnapped For Non-payment Of Subsidy Funds by jabanz(m): 12:35am On Dec 18, 2012
okkkiees
Science/Technology › Re: Inca Girl Frozen For 500 Years Now On Display by jabanz(m): 12:06am On Dec 16, 2012
500 years ago nwith attachmentshuh? NAWAO shocked
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Dont Call Me General Unless You Are My Opponent by jabanz(m): 9:02pm On Dec 09, 2012
Tusky44: So he wants to be addressed as Chief? Hehehehe.... OBJ the ugliest president we ever had. A president who made sure the country endured the abnormally high rate of politically motivated assassinations. A man who only woke up to fight corruption when he was about to get the boot. Hear him suggest we address him as a chief - a chief in his hometown anyway cos for normal folks, he is a nuisance to society.

He wanted to use Wilbros to steal oil and gas from Rivers State. He wanted to get a huge stake in Bonny Island and did all he could through the NNPC. I have one question for the old and haggard chief......what happened to Marshall Harry, Bola Ige, The Igwes, OGB, our beloved Chuba Okadigbo, Funsho Williams, the helpless residents of Odi & Zaki Biam, and many more unaccounted for?

OBJ, some of us really hate you and your entire generation hence you are in my daily prayer. AGBAYA angry
u dey naija at all, tafabalewa na ur uncle abi dis wan wey u call obj ugliest
TV/Movies › Re: Amarachi Uyanne Wins Nigeria’s Got Talent [video] by jabanz(m): 7:31am On Dec 09, 2012
realy loveth this buriful gal, congrats sweet
Forum Games › Re: What Xmas Gift Will You Give The Person Above You? by jabanz(m): 11:55pm On Dec 08, 2012
my hubby
Health › Re: Itching Balls For Months Now by jabanz(m): 9:45am On Dec 08, 2012
go nd visit a doc, for test shikenan
Politics › Re: Six Boko-Haram Sub-commanders Killed & Ammunition Recovered by jabanz(m): 9:39am On Dec 08, 2012
nice job, may God help us
Health › Re: Flatulence Filtering Underwear: Free "Messing" O! by jabanz(m): 9:25am On Dec 08, 2012
grin grin grin interesting
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi: Broken And Has Equalled 74 RECORDS by jabanz(m): 5:59pm On Dec 05, 2012
cosmatika: Pls Mr. Lionel Messi, after breaking all d football records in d world, join Queen Park Rangers or Stoke City or Norwich city and help them win Premier League and Champions league. Den I can knw of a truth dat U re d greatest
wat u jus said is nt a 1 man glory buh as a group, so hw do u expect him to go n win if dere is no joint acheivement? Wherelse the glory listed above doesnt talk abt wat he won for his club but for himself....take note
Romance › Re: Her Husband Is Addicted To Nairaland Romance Section. Pls Advise Her!!! by jabanz(m): 8:36pm On Nov 21, 2012
dat reminds me sef ave bin dodging dat forum
Car Talk › Re: Why Do Driving Schools Use Volkswagen Beetle To Teach Driving? by jabanz(m): 9:51pm On Nov 20, 2012
[color=#000000]if yhere is any car u can drive with gear1 for abt 30mins den u can sugest that car to driving skul to include it in deir curriculum of car use...[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][/color] undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Question For Nigeria NOLLYWOOD Producer by jabanz(m): 3:49pm On Nov 20, 2012
true talk bro
Romance › Re: Would You Date Your Ex's Lookalike? by jabanz(m): 3:21pm On Nov 20, 2012
k2039: Well since their characters are not alike,I will date her,after all for her to look like my ex will mean she is extremely beautiful,and trust me beauty is a requirement,and since she has the characters I desire,then she already passed the screening.


NA MARRIAGE SURE PASS
so na screening sef
Politics › Re: Younger Brother Of President Jonathan Dies At Aso Rock Clinic? by jabanz(m): 3:14pm On Nov 20, 2012
sad sad
Politics › Re: Happy Birthday To President Goodluck Jonathan by jabanz(m): 9:32am On Nov 20, 2012
TM
Politics › Re: Happy Birthday To President Goodluck Jonathan by jabanz(m): 9:27am On Nov 20, 2012
Wizeboy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN...

To be a leader is not an easy task, not to talk of been Nigeria President; there are many forces and so many toes you will be trying not to step on BUT my prayer for you is that Almighty God will grant you knowledge and power to be more PROACTIVE and DECISIVE in your approach. God will guide you right in all your dealings.
yeah ryt....happy bday goodluck ebele jonathan
Romance › Re: Your Spouse Supports Your Child To Get Tattoos: Your Reaction? by jabanz(m): 9:14am On Nov 20, 2012
If na Bible b d tatoo fine den i'll suport her
Science/Technology › Re: Gene Can Predict Likely Time Of Death - Scientists by jabanz(m): 9:10am On Nov 20, 2012
SMH....
Celebrities › Re: Eldee In Alleged Intellectual Property Theft by jabanz(m): 9:01am On Nov 20, 2012
Yeah dats hw far some people go to seek 4 atraction
Politics › Re: Should Nigerians Be Given Financial Incentives To Go For Optional Sterilization? by jabanz(m): 7:31am On Nov 20, 2012
SniperInADiaper: This is a bad idea.
well if it helps fine
Politics › Re: ''jonathan Got It Wrong On Odi''- Obasanjo by jabanz(m): 7:28am On Nov 20, 2012
kettykin: Hypocrisy of the highest magnitude being displayed with reckless abandon , OBJ sent soldiers to Odi and the victims were old women , old men and innocent children . He again sent soldiers to zaki bbiam and the victims were innocent young men who were invited by the soldiers to come for a peace meeting in the village square . Yet when OPC killed policemen in Lagos and ogun state OBJ again displayed his real color of selective justice preferring to arrest Gani Adams only to release him before elections . When the Sam OBJ was in power and their was sharia crisis all over the north west , he preferred to call it a political sharia which will go away with time even when innocent Nigerians where been killed by fanatical mobs OBJ did not intervene with soldiers preferring to call south east governors who who were calling for confederation mischievous . Who is really deceiving who?
If there is trouble in Kano or Borno he says it is political sharia and when the Sam thing happens in plateau he declares state of Emergency . Useless Antichrist who has success in his 8 years reign is to sleep with his daughter in law and to crown it all ended up making his son a divorcee
wwell well well sometimes nigerians behave like illitrates ,,i wished ur close relations ,maybe like 5 to 10 were killed int he bh crisis so dat u'ld feel d pain we feel instead of critising obj.
Romance › Re: The Best And Practicable Way To Ask A Girl Out? by jabanz(m): 6:10pm On Nov 18, 2012
lol

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