₦airaland Forum

Lionessza6:
LMFAO . Ah! Who would forget the pantie-snatching format that took over Naija at that time .

Now they're on the head and limb chopping format . What's next when that one don cast?. I tire for our blodas and their quest to be big boys overnight .

The head and limb chopping format is a century-long tradition,they have been doing that,but panties? That one caught me off guard abeg

Lionessza6:
Just like the good old times when they use to sell their own brothers for bottles of cheap wine and mirrors ....now it's them babies for nyash cleaning gigs?

Remember that trend when they would snatch women's panties to perform so kind of voodoo with them to make money??

What kind of people are these 😧😧

Lekwerekwere le le nale nkane straight😬😬 hey wena! vaya!! nna ke feditse le wena

O tseba'ng ka land?

dominique:
Is he a resident of the country yes or no? Does he pay taxes yes or no? If yes, which government is he supposed to get the relief funds from, Nigerian where he has not lived or contribute a cent towards in years?

Ahhh mam,what the heck are you on about?😏

Dismissed!

Tinubulation awaits.

WannaHowzit:
Yoh, that got you a "ftsek" from morpheus. You've got him bouncing off the walls now.

He realises that when these back and forth exchanges come to an end it's time to face Tinubulation head on.

Reality is harder.

Sepukku:
You have. It's your perogative.

You will not be missed by me but alas you always do.

Its that ego of yours, can't help yourself can you?

I remain your master after all these years.

Dismissed!

Sepukku:
[s]you 've tried this tactic in the past. Its the best ammo you have ever had. I have tangled with you long enough to expect the same response.

You weak and pathetic fool!



If you were so un-bothered you wouldn't respond would you.

As for Rock & metal, I wouldn't know since this would be the first you expressed interest in it nor have I ever seen any past reference that would indicate an interest or affinity to it.[/s]

I respond when I choose to,not because I feel pressed to respond.

And don't act like I have not ignored you before.

WannaHowzit:
White worshipping manifests in very weird ways including voice bleaching "

Haha

Sepukku:
you are thinking too hard. It is coincidental that you show up on threads that have to do with nigerian drug dealers.

Have I ever encountered you outside of these subject matters.

Stop racking your brain too hard. its not that intelligent enough to grasp the concept.



Nonsensical.

How was the hiphop music able to influence you. Did Dr Dre come visit one of your shebeens?

I just love how I got you in a chokehold and you defending your obsession with me,hey hey!! seppuku is hanging on for dear life😁😁😁😭 .No,this one is a pattern,not coincident.

I have seen you name in threads and everytime I choose not to even bother with you but somehow for you that's hard to do when you see mine? Dude you are my groupie.

And you know this how? Just because I listen to it? What about Rock & Metal? Do they influence me also since I listen to them?

WannaHowzit:
Speaking good English is one thing, trying to sound British (or like queen Elizabeth or prince Charles) with your West African tongue is another. I sometimes watch their news channels and the forced British or American accents over there make me cringe all the time - can't watch for over 2 minutes.

Exhibit A ⤵️☹️


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uANayKfLrj0?si=q5XYUAAN53i1SAfu

Can you imagine a Nigerian trying sound anything other than a Nigerian? That accent is too thick to escape.

WannaHowzit:
Sepukku/morpheus still on our case? 🥱🥱🥱

Yebo, still trying to prove a point after all these years.

Sepukku:
I know you as well as you know my intellect.

Please don't flatter yourself. I had been gone from Nairaland for years. You are just a familiar.

Ps. Your local slangs are abundant on social media, on the internet, you tube e.t.c. You know like how some of you use "nyansh" in your daily convos.

Maybe,then why is it that whenever you return you always try your hardest to make sure I notice you?

And that's usually those who hang around Nigerians that came to SA.Wena on the other hand how were we able to influence you when we don't even come to your country?

Sepukku:
Alas a mere opinion.

You are yet to prove it eh fana?

An opinion I didn't require,next?

WannaHowzit:
😂😂😂 That's a good one Jace.

I'm not getting involved in this one - as South Africans we're very confident in our own languages and the use/misuse of the English language. Countries without white populations can keep competing amongst themselves about who speaks English like the queen of England. So embarrassing 😬🙈

Lol I took it from Facebook😂

True,it's2024 and people are still engaging in silly arguments about which African country speak "good English"? I can't.

Sepukku:
Not everything needs to be decoded,fool

Hence the level of intelligence "required" to decode.

And you wouldn't know anything about it,would you? With that room temperature IQ? 😭😭😂

Sepukku:
No dimwitt. It means I am retentive and demonstrate traits of an eidetic or one with photogenic memory.



You know they say people often gravitate to what they are familiar with. You've been around for a while haven't you. I guess seeing your name creates the effect.



They don't know you like I do.

You are an obsessed groupie.Don't be ashamed to admit it.You can't resist the Southy...you even stole some of our local slang😂😂😂

Been around and changed my account about 3 times and you always stalked me until you found me🤐🤐😁 how does that happen?

You know me? From where

Sepukku:
If they were a fan and consumed a good amount of it, it wouldn't be hard for them to deciper. Took me a second to decipher yours.

Your comrade on the other hand wasn't able to. Doesn't mean he is dumb only that it def "flew over his head"



I do know you love DMX.

Hmmm?

It's by choice,fool.You can listen to music just because you enjoy it.You think non nigerians who listen to your inaudible afrobeat lyrics can decipher that pidgin dialect?

Not everything needs to be decoded,fool

KingCold:
Hell no! "comb" for "come"? "where arts you"? no no no no

😭😭😭😂

"Sort Of Free Car" for South Africa

Sepukku:
coming from a xenophobe who for years only comments on issues concerning Nigerian drug dealers.

and you want me to take you seriously.

At least admit you are a xenophobe and we can start from there.

It means you have stalked me and obsessed over me for that long like a star-struck groupie.It's flattering at times but weird at the same time

Can't take me seriously but never fail to trip & fall into my mentions whenever he sees my name....mhmm see how the jokes keep writting themselves?

Some have called me an IPOB agent,I'll be a xenophobe to you.I can be anything y'all need me to be haha.

KingCold:
He's a "try-hard" that's why

Yup,trying so hard to a point.

Sepukku:
Ah JaceBlaze your comrade has no idea the hiphop artist who invariably wrote both the lines we quoted cause he is obviously not from that era

I thought you would catch that but then again Low IQ does run in South Africa quite well with all those fetal alcohol syndrome babies running around. I hope you are not one of them.

Morphues says "Don't think you are. Know you are"

And being a fan of a particular genre means one is naturally ordained or ought to know every line and every lyric that was ever penned down? see why egusi is a terrible daily meal?

Hey hey stop! what the Bleep would you know outside "banana follow you" and "chop my mooooonie" .Rap/hip hop is not a topic for a brain like yours.

Sepukku:
Yet you cannot prove one word of what you have asserted.

Simply stating that I have zero intellect without proving is non more than an opinion. YOU MUST PROVE IT.

Shall we begin. I am game.

Cry about it some more.

When I say you are a person of low intellect I speak of what I know.It's not a rumour,didn't come through to me by a grapevine.

You are a not thee guy lol.

Nobody would turn down money.Me personally I just want to know what unpatriotic traitor reached out to them and gave them money they clearly don't deserve.The whole thing reeks a stench of corruption all over it.

I just want to know for what reason is a Nigerian artist who is not even a citizen of South Africa,whose music no one has ever heard get a Covid relief fund from South Africa.

Ya I mean a country that has been in a state of collapse since 1960 and still get the gall to call themselves a giant of Africa? That's a bloated ego right there,nothing more.

ganilas007:
Can you mention where I said saa don’t have light and water for 5days straight. Read to understand and not quick to call someone a lair. I said what I said the total number of of days I used is 7days and Bryanston did not have light upto 4days altogether out of the 7days i used. My cousin was kinda embarrassed coz I was just like 3k rands per month for 3beds duplex and no backup for at least water. Countless time I took water from jacuzzi to flush like 2 times water finished on me while bathing. Am not discrediting the country but that my experience. Aside the water the power is not an issue because the inverter does that work properly on all appliances.
I had a very good awesome stay till last moment I was dropped at the airport even though I can’t wait to be in Nigeria. So bro am not discrediting your country. My cousin actually told me not as bad as this and probably because of maintenance. No perfect place it can only get better. Shalom

Oh you just asked why are we celebrating since you thought they don't take the lights.No South African has ever made that claim.SA affairs are highly publicised for us to even lie about anything without someone calling us out on it.

So yeah,I'm just saying anyone who is trying to buttress the point that SA has problems too they are not bringing a new groundbreaking information that was hidden...like I said,we have been having this problem since 2008 as far as I can recall and never was it kept as a secret at any point.

Sepukku:
That one passed right over your head.

Don't worry Jaceblaze gets it if he is a true fan of hiphop.

Nothing passed over anybody's head.You are just like the rest of the half-wit low IQ illiterates that we have seen here on NL.

Stop thinking that you are any different because you are not.

Sepukku:
While you are at it point to the Jappa culture of all those Hugenots, Quakers and calvanists that settled next to your kaffirlands.

It's so uncomfortable to watch an obviously mentally challenged person trying to act smart.This shit is like nails on the chalkboard..wheww😏

If we really sift through the Thesaurus we find nothing of substance..zero intellect🙅

Sepukku:
You don't export yours because you don't go anywhere apart from a shot left to the shebeen.

Jappa culture is uniquely a Nigerian tradition,and so is importing criminals.

Sepukku:
You are a xenophobist. Stop trying to sound intelligent.

Oh look what the wind blew in lol

I guess I am whatever you say I am,and if I wasn't then why would I say I am.

Jamestown123:
Like I said, crime is crime. I'm not backing any criminal or crime. It is condemnable anywhere in the world. But just so you know, the highest criminals in SA are not Nigerians, but your people.

Crime is crime but yours is also global.
We don't export ours,and that's a fact you trying run from.

KingCold:
And let him show us which set of Africans have a worse reputation..South Africans or Nigerians

He won't,we are still waiting for those top six cities.

I like for him to show us which country in history banned SA passport because of criminality.