₦airaland Forum

Sepukku:
I know you as well as you know my intellect.

Please don't flatter yourself. I had been gone from Nairaland for years. You are just a familiar.

Ps. Your local slangs are abundant on social media, on the internet, you tube e.t.c. You know like how some of you use "nyansh" in your daily convos.

Maybe,then why is it that whenever you return you always try your hardest to make sure I notice you?

And that's usually those who hang around Nigerians that came to SA.Wena on the other hand how were we able to influence you when we don't even come to your country?

Sepukku:
Alas a mere opinion.

You are yet to prove it eh fana?

An opinion I didn't require,next?

WannaHowzit:
😂😂😂 That's a good one Jace.

I'm not getting involved in this one - as South Africans we're very confident in our own languages and the use/misuse of the English language. Countries without white populations can keep competing amongst themselves about who speaks English like the queen of England. So embarrassing 😬🙈

Lol I took it from Facebook😂

True,it's2024 and people are still engaging in silly arguments about which African country speak "good English"? I can't.

Sepukku:
Not everything needs to be decoded,fool

Hence the level of intelligence "required" to decode.

And you wouldn't know anything about it,would you? With that room temperature IQ? 😭😭😂

Sepukku:
No dimwitt. It means I am retentive and demonstrate traits of an eidetic or one with photogenic memory.



You know they say people often gravitate to what they are familiar with. You've been around for a while haven't you. I guess seeing your name creates the effect.



They don't know you like I do.

You are an obsessed groupie.Don't be ashamed to admit it.You can't resist the Southy...you even stole some of our local slang😂😂😂

Been around and changed my account about 3 times and you always stalked me until you found me🤐🤐😁 how does that happen?

You know me? From where

Sepukku:
If they were a fan and consumed a good amount of it, it wouldn't be hard for them to deciper. Took me a second to decipher yours.

Your comrade on the other hand wasn't able to. Doesn't mean he is dumb only that it def "flew over his head"



I do know you love DMX.

Hmmm?

It's by choice,fool.You can listen to music just because you enjoy it.You think non nigerians who listen to your inaudible afrobeat lyrics can decipher that pidgin dialect?

Not everything needs to be decoded,fool

KingCold:
Hell no! "comb" for "come"? "where arts you"? no no no no

😭😭😭😂

"Sort Of Free Car" for South Africa

Sepukku:
coming from a xenophobe who for years only comments on issues concerning Nigerian drug dealers.

and you want me to take you seriously.

At least admit you are a xenophobe and we can start from there.

It means you have stalked me and obsessed over me for that long like a star-struck groupie.It's flattering at times but weird at the same time

Can't take me seriously but never fail to trip & fall into my mentions whenever he sees my name....mhmm see how the jokes keep writting themselves?

Some have called me an IPOB agent,I'll be a xenophobe to you.I can be anything y'all need me to be haha.

KingCold:
He's a "try-hard" that's why

Yup,trying so hard to a point.

Sepukku:
Ah JaceBlaze your comrade has no idea the hiphop artist who invariably wrote both the lines we quoted cause he is obviously not from that era

I thought you would catch that but then again Low IQ does run in South Africa quite well with all those fetal alcohol syndrome babies running around. I hope you are not one of them.

Morphues says "Don't think you are. Know you are"

And being a fan of a particular genre means one is naturally ordained or ought to know every line and every lyric that was ever penned down? see why egusi is a terrible daily meal?

Hey hey stop! what the Bleep would you know outside "banana follow you" and "chop my mooooonie" .Rap/hip hop is not a topic for a brain like yours.

Sepukku:
Yet you cannot prove one word of what you have asserted.

Simply stating that I have zero intellect without proving is non more than an opinion. YOU MUST PROVE IT.

Shall we begin. I am game.

Cry about it some more.

When I say you are a person of low intellect I speak of what I know.It's not a rumour,didn't come through to me by a grapevine.

You are a not thee guy lol.

Nobody would turn down money.Me personally I just want to know what unpatriotic traitor reached out to them and gave them money they clearly don't deserve.The whole thing reeks a stench of corruption all over it.

I just want to know for what reason is a Nigerian artist who is not even a citizen of South Africa,whose music no one has ever heard get a Covid relief fund from South Africa.

Ya I mean a country that has been in a state of collapse since 1960 and still get the gall to call themselves a giant of Africa? That's a bloated ego right there,nothing more.

ganilas007:
Can you mention where I said saa don’t have light and water for 5days straight. Read to understand and not quick to call someone a lair. I said what I said the total number of of days I used is 7days and Bryanston did not have light upto 4days altogether out of the 7days i used. My cousin was kinda embarrassed coz I was just like 3k rands per month for 3beds duplex and no backup for at least water. Countless time I took water from jacuzzi to flush like 2 times water finished on me while bathing. Am not discrediting the country but that my experience. Aside the water the power is not an issue because the inverter does that work properly on all appliances.
I had a very good awesome stay till last moment I was dropped at the airport even though I can’t wait to be in Nigeria. So bro am not discrediting your country. My cousin actually told me not as bad as this and probably because of maintenance. No perfect place it can only get better. Shalom

Oh you just asked why are we celebrating since you thought they don't take the lights.No South African has ever made that claim.SA affairs are highly publicised for us to even lie about anything without someone calling us out on it.

So yeah,I'm just saying anyone who is trying to buttress the point that SA has problems too they are not bringing a new groundbreaking information that was hidden...like I said,we have been having this problem since 2008 as far as I can recall and never was it kept as a secret at any point.

Sepukku:
That one passed right over your head.

Don't worry Jaceblaze gets it if he is a true fan of hiphop.

Nothing passed over anybody's head.You are just like the rest of the half-wit low IQ illiterates that we have seen here on NL.

Stop thinking that you are any different because you are not.

Sepukku:
While you are at it point to the Jappa culture of all those Hugenots, Quakers and calvanists that settled next to your kaffirlands.

It's so uncomfortable to watch an obviously mentally challenged person trying to act smart.This shit is like nails on the chalkboard..wheww😏

If we really sift through the Thesaurus we find nothing of substance..zero intellect🙅

Sepukku:
You don't export yours because you don't go anywhere apart from a shot left to the shebeen.

Jappa culture is uniquely a Nigerian tradition,and so is importing criminals.

Sepukku:
You are a xenophobist. Stop trying to sound intelligent.

Oh look what the wind blew in lol

I guess I am whatever you say I am,and if I wasn't then why would I say I am.

Jamestown123:
Like I said, crime is crime. I'm not backing any criminal or crime. It is condemnable anywhere in the world. But just so you know, the highest criminals in SA are not Nigerians, but your people.

Crime is crime but yours is also global.
We don't export ours,and that's a fact you trying run from.

KingCold:
And let him show us which set of Africans have a worse reputation..South Africans or Nigerians

He won't,we are still waiting for those top six cities.

I like for him to show us which country in history banned SA passport because of criminality.

Jamestown123:
A small sections of yeye Nigerians defends criminals, it's been done like that in the whole world. They must be a small section of people who believes that those criminals aren't real criminal. And hey, just so you know. Your top 6 cities has been listed as the top most cities infested by criminals. South Africans are known for real crimes.

Oh tah dah!

Show me a foreign country full of SA criminals like how yours are rotting in every prison in the world..I'll wait,oh man I WILL FUCKING WAIT.

SA criminals are a headache of SA,we don't set them loose to go bother other countries like you do...the difference🙅

KingCold:
They be like "Oh ja, but you're complaining about drugs but there's demand for drugs in your country, we're just meeting that demand" Who tf makes excuses for drug trafficking? Man, Nigerians !🥫 🥫

They brag about those doctors and engineers in the US and suddenly their tribes don't matter anymore? as Soon as Someone is caught trafficking though... it's oh! no no he's not Nigerian he's Igbo" like we care! 😁

The hypocrisy is so astounding lol.

Jamestown123:
I'm not against the SA police or anyone in south Africa, that caught a criminal and decides to persecute them. Most of us are against the senseless killings and jealousy of your fellow blacks, especially the successful ones. You don't mean to tell me every Nigerian in SA is a criminal do you? So tell my why when little sh*ts happens all what you see is black businesses to destroy and burn? Go after criminals, and stop harassing innocent people who are living peacefully and conducting their businesses legally.

I just want to start by saying that no one is jealous of Nigerians,knock that shit out of your head.

Yes I agree,not every Nigerian is a criminal or a drug dealer but after years of reading twitter and Nairaland and seen how even the so-called "good" Nigerians have been defending their criminals? Man I can't help but wonder if there's a Nigerian out there who at one point hadn't thought about engaging in criminal activities just in case whatever good path they were on didn't bear any fruits.It's like they defend criminals because they know one day they might 'have' to pursue the criminal lane.

So how are we supposed to extinguish the 'good one' from the 'bad apples' when you are giving us the impression that all of you think like this?

ganilas007:
My first night I Woke up in morning to see there is no water waited till around 5pm when we went to buy those bottle those water for bathing and it like 2-3 times within 7days I spent there. if not for the inverter we will be staying at least 8hrs without light everyday because once there take the light around 6pm-7pm there don’t bring it till around 1-2am next day. You think everyone is like you that come to a trend and be typing cooked story. You will be fine

Damn I didn't mean to hit the nerve,you even had to fetch pictures to show😁


And this proves what? That you didn't lie about going for 5 days without water and electricity? You also insinuated that South Africans like to claim that their electricity is never taken away.Loadshedding has been with us since 2008 and everytime there was a scheduled loadshedding we were informed before hand.We even have apps on our phones to check the schedules and areas that will be affected.I had one myself but I deleted it since my area hasn't had one loadshedding since the beginning of 2024

You are trying to disprove a claim no South African under the sun has made.We are not a perfect country and we are very much aware of that fact,so what claim are you trying to debunk that we have made?

Just say you flew in as a foreigner with no clue of how things are,,maybe,just maybe we could have had a polite exchange.

KingCold:
Biafra..my foot As long there's no Biafran passport, a Nigerian is a Nigerian

Period!!

They can continue with their tribal UFC in their ring.Us in the rest of the world don't give a damn about all that,we can't tell these people apart for pete's sake lol.

KingCold:
That's why other countries when they ban Nigerians, they ban anyone who has a Nigerian passport, Those who don't commit crimes tend to be apologetic for their criminals..

And the funny thing is that it's usually the "good ones" that get all butthurt when their criminal brothers face the music - talking 'bout "oh please don't generalise us,we have produced doctors and engineers too" lol,and so?? Then why is it that everytime we deal with the criminals the first people flying in with superhero capes on is ALWAYS the "doctors and engineers"? Why always defending and making the most pathetic excuses for them?

Is it because criminality will be a backup plan just in case the "doctor and egineer" career hit a brick wall?🤔😏

KingCold:
They tribalize these offenses because there's no solidarity among them, but the outside world doesn't work like that..do you think Thai police care if a South African criminal is Xhosa, Tswana, or Pedi? We're tired of hearing the same IPOB excuse, they must just call their countrymen to order regardless of their tribe.

Facts right there.

We South Africans understand that there is no Zulu,Tswana,or Sotho passport - only a South African passport.If we let anyone from our country (regardless of tribe or region) commit crimes while travelling with OUR passport a great disservice is done on all of us and the entire country,not just a specific region or tribe.

What's so hard for Nigerians to get a about this It's like we speaking calculus and astrophysics...jeez

Cromagnon:
Hunger and poverty is scarier
Prohibiting doesn't work
It didn't work with alcohol
Or didn't work with marijuana
It will not work with coke, crack meth or fentanyl

Open the market and let ppl that want to fvup thru life so it in peace instead of instigating all the accompanying violence that comes with the high margins due to regulation
only killing and stealing should be illegal like the Bible says
You can't legislate morality

Just look at the type of mentality that the Nigerian society breeds ,and ya'll expect civilised countries to be comfortable with this type of degenerate mindset around?

And what bible said that nonsense?

Jamestown123:
SA that couldn't arrest him?

Would you not have called SA police "shenophobic" if they arrested him? I mean that seems to be your last line of defence whenever a Nigerian has to account for any form of contravention in SA,right?

zebszebs:
Now you understand why South Africans hate the sights and sounds of Nigerians.

They even have a derogatory term for us, "Jollofs".

And the painful thing is that outside of Nigeria, to someone who isnt Nigerian, they dont understand tribes, they dont differentiate between what tribe or the other.

Once they have an unpleasant experience with a Nigerian, they tar other Nigerians with the same brush.

Yet, the average "Nigerian" a foreigner might have encountered is most likely (85%) to be from the South East.

So good or bad, the average South Easterner is the typical ambassador for who Nigerians/Nigeria are/is.

At this point,they should do better.

👊👊

I have said this over and over again but everytime I did I was accused of being IPOB and that time I am a South African who has never even been to Nigeria 😂

I tried tell them that tribalising these offences instead of calling their fellow men to order does not help and oh boy they wouldn't hear it.

ObaKlaz:
This drug business ehn... Life long jail terms and death sentences no dey scare some people at all.

They must build mansions, live large and oppress people making a honest living, no matter how small.

Send him back to SA, I trust them to deal with him better there.

Nah,we'll let you handle this one.Stack him up with the rest of Kirikiri societal degenerates.The South African prison space is fully booked with our own local and alien criminals.

The ball🏀 is in your court.

RZA - Tragedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKF3qcJh45Y?si=A224cfA8do6ETUCc

There are other producers and then there is The RZA