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Lioness5280:
Oga-intelligent the odugwu of Southy☝️😂 once told me, he was once a victim😭. Recycled a Jollofina from the streets of Hillbrow back in the day, married and had a kid with her. Jollofina got tired of the life she never signed-up for and left him with the baby, he exported the child to Naija to be raised by his people .He has been mad at anything SA ever since the Jollofina gave up her parental rights to him...he was scarred for life by his own mumu decision 😂😭. Maybe the young criminal is now old enough to Khumbulekhaya ...he will send him here to look for em mama for papers ...so the oga can tap into the graces * of the son(using him to expand his criminal empire)🤷‍♀️😂.

The root cause of the resentment in a nutshell 👨‍⚖

The Igwe should be mad at his own foolishness and his inability to keep his di*k in his pants.

If the Igwelet comes to South Africa looking for his mama can he be granted citizenship here or he remains a Nigerian since his father is Nigerian?

Ignored!🤭

Lioness5280:
LMFAO. L Like I said before Jollofina are about the rands and fun, now oga wan trouble em with marriage wahala....naija marriage at that?


LMFAO. Jollofinas don't get time for marriage wahala. Dem wan money and fun. Why bother them with your parents and kids and all that bulshyt? . That's why they "prefer " ogas....they don't have to meet their families and go through all that scrutiny. The oga will find out later after the court wedding that Jollofina never had one single relationship where she didn't fck around with other men . Jollofina never wanted any family responsibility, because she can't even be responsible for her own panties staying intact 😂. All Jollofina wanted was a man who can foot the Bill in bars and restaurants and pay for the apartment . Now you're trying to tie her down 🙆‍♀️...you go hear em .

Jollofinas will never move there because there are no liberal laws to protect them there and they have no skills to bring in any money of their own to escape just incase shyt turns deadly .

LMFAO. I remember that mumish called Ndoro😂. The idiot fell for the "we prefer Zimbo men, they're romantic and hardworking "line and he used to make reference to it when talking about his dear wife 😂😭. Next, it's going to be the Congolese they go after, I see they're eager for a chance to be " loved "😂.

Jollofinas know they failed to manipulate SA men with that gaslighting tactic, they're now making the grigambas fight each other for them😂. I hear Sunnyside is where it's happening with Congolese vs Naijas....the prize is ofcourse the community wives (Jollofinas)😭🙆‍♀️

Thixo!😩

Next on the chopping block is Congo? These girls know truly know how to grift money out of these grigambas. You know what? I rest my case🙅🛌

KingCold:
ke yetsa mxoxo nyana go dizista bari ele

Ohh okay

Re mo shapa ka "call ignored"

Lioness5280:
Kingcold...jaceblaze ...starve it of any attention☝️. ...I want to see him go from 0 to 100 on his own😂. Don't engage him. . I repeat: ignore ,no matter the provocation (attention seeking tactic applied)....I know what drives that kind crazy 😂

LoL I have been avoiding that one all week long.

Dismissed!!

KingCold:
Jace what did you think of Spain's victory yesterday? did you watch?

Joh mfo,I haven't watched soccer in a while.I'm so out of the loop as far as soccer is concerned.

Was it controversial?

Lioness5280:
LMFAO. I must commend her though for her bravery, she tried na . Her fellow Jollofinas on the comments section were revealing their true colours asking her why she would do that *go live in Naija * . I'm like what kind of African love be this one....the makotis are scared of their horseband's home? :😏🙆‍♀️.

There's another one on YouTube also who has a Chanel themed "love without borders"....she's always going on about her fears of moving there one day ....apparently the horseband has been hinting that when he has enough money he wants to move back ..you can see how apprehensive she is about the prospect . I never see dis kind thing before ...an inverted relationship ( the wives have turned horsebands and the men wives ) . I suspect that one will get a divorce and grab the assets before he leaves ...dat no go gree for the experiment

Have you see the one who is all over social media whose horseband is a ritualists who sacrificed their baby . Check it out on YouTube....jollofinas don buy market .

What kain thing be dat? makoti no wan meet in-laws las las? Chai if dem no wan leave for oga's home he go leave with dem heads and intestines.All that drug money he spent? He go collect heads for suitcase as reimbursement

Hmm I don't think I have seen that one.These brain-dead jollofinas are out of control.How are you married to someone but don't ever wanna see his home and his people? What galaxy are these half-wits functioning in?

Lol some former Zim soccer player,Ndoro who used to play in SA bought everything under his South African girlfriend's name just to end up losing everything and kicked out of a house he bought..the vagina must have been sweet pass honey abeg😭😭😭

Lioness5280:
LMFAO. Most of them wouldn't dare go there,fear dey catch em . They can only yarn dust for here , tell them to go be proper wives,you go collect insults upangan . Most Jollofinas are after the rands not the marriage or nairas ....they just want to keep the rands in Mzansi to sustain their fake lives .They know what awaits them over there if they leave OR or Cpt airport...dem go collect wotowoto...from beatings to families ganging-up on them if oga dies ..naija no be beans .

You're right about jollofinas and the passport bros being two sides of the same coin. I never thought about that but yaz

@the bolded.....same here

No, i doubt it's part of their curriculum. It seems more like an informal language adopted to ease communication across the country.

Eh e dey fear oga's country but e dey comfortable sleeping right next to him every nite nko? dem no learn dat monkey can be taken out of the jungle but the jungle e no go comot monkey sef? Dem no get brain abeg. A skull miner in enugu e no go change behavior mid flight to South Africa na

It's really all about the money,and they have this manipulation tactic that they use against South African men who don't want to finance their fake livestyles.They hype up oga for being "more romantic than South African men"🤔😁😁 what they hope to get out of it is competition between us and ikwe for who got the bigger pocket to finance their "soft lives" and it ain't working.

The passport bros are also using the above tactic too.Some Black American men turning into s3x tourists because their own women don't want to be "submissive".What the fu*k makes these people think the world revolves around them? Like Ms/Mr just leave and be with whoever the fu*k you want to be with...we don't give a shit lol

Lioness5280:
LMFAO. But that's a normal scene over there, even kids are allowed to come and view . That's why they grow up to be overly aggressive and domineering, it's coping mechanisms...they don't want to be picked on by those who might leave them on the streets like this:

Damn now you brought up something that makes it all clear🤔🤔

Ikwes have this thing of putting on a macho posture and be all aggressive even in situations that don't call for such.Oga will be all over causing unnecessary drama.And to think some people call that confidence?😏 In the back of my mind I'm like "dude you are just being a fu*king jerk for no reason"

Common & Pete Rock - This Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alzNn0dpqqY?si=Ar1N_F08Eu3670R2

"Poetic gestures,I'm the rap's James Baldwin/ the way I pass words you ain't even have to log in / my mind visits the place we've all been" whoaa 🔥🔥🔥

The beat🔥🔥🔥🙅

Lioness5280:
Yeah I know her , I think she goes by the name:Zulu-Nigerian or something like that. LMFAO. She was so excited when she arrived because oga family were pampering her and all, but once they got used to her and she got used to them....you could see it in her face that she wanted to comot for dia fast, fast . She had to tell us about their hardwork ....ofcourse they always have to say this one or else oga go visit him village with her . But as time went, all we could hear were complaints . From police/ army begging and harassment in traffick stops to blood soaked walls in hospitals etc . She was drained .

She didn't even last a year there....she don comot . She's back in Jozi now ...making up stories like " I had to come back because my mom missed me" if I hear . Nonsense . Why not come visit her and then move back home to Enugu? . Now she's like " I'll visit Nigeria again one day with my kids" . E don red for that one . She ain't never going back there again...she's lying . And she'll never even go for oga burial cos dem go make her drink his corpse water for dia ...I think that's why she ran

So the romance & oga's "swag" were short-lived? Haibo!

When I watched that video and saw the look of dispair on her face I knew she's getting the hell out of there the first chance she gets.That entire videos was actually a cry for help lol .I just knew she's not cut for a long stay🤞😂.

Oh yah, she also spoke about harassments at traffick stops & how Nigerian police just blantantly demand money from motorists and if you don't reach deep into your pockets it can even result to deadly force.Overpopulation and horrible traffick were also amongst the complaints.


Yup another jollofina episode!

Lioness5280:
Lol, no I was referring to crime scene investigators in general. The zoo has forensics ? ...I doubt that.....this is how they handle their crimes scenes over there :

Look how unbothered the man walking around is.He is just scanning the scene like a customer deciding which sack of potatoes to purchase

I really can't

Lioness5280:
@bolded....Gbam!


Dem no sabi hunger dey tear people belle for Naija o . Ebim pawa na national anthem. Dem people for village go dey look jollofina Makoti wey got mopako and be like"God don butter our bread for this village. Dis food go sweet well, well,e be like sunday be far . Abeg God, fast-forward the week na, wetin be dis again, e be like say God wan punish us. Chike why you dey bring dis kind sunday chop for week na, but e remain small, sunday go reach , we go scatter that her mkhaba well well. .

Yho! This jungle language finishes me whenever I read it online ...i used to think they were retarde'd , i didn't know it was actually a "language " over there

I'm so dead🤣😭😭 you doing too much with this language😂😂🤞


E don cast for joloffinas.Okay I can sort of understand them trapping ogas into fake relationships just to suck every penny out of them,but to fly with oga to some unknown village in Nigeria just to follow the wallet is beyond insane lol .There is no difference between these ones and the "passport bros"🤞.Una family go collect una dismembered body from the airport in tears ah swear.


Sometimes I go back to my posts and just start giggling when I look at what I wrote 😂

Is this language part of their school carriculum?

Lioness5280:
I downloaded it from twitter about two years back. It was passed around for like an hour or so before getting deleted from the site. The whole incident took place in some Ijaw village in Nigeria. Nauseating stuff. I struggled to sleep for days...yeses.🤮. That was beyond cruelty I swear. I don't know how murder investigators cope with such crap everyday 🤔

@The highlighted

You think they bother with such over there? A country that doesn't record and register anything?

I don't know if the video is still up on YouTube of South African woman who's married to oga,she even lives there with her 'horseBAND' .It's an hour-long video where she was comparing life in SA vs Naija ,and among many horrible things that are brought about by daily life in Naija was how dead bodies are usually left to rot in the streets for days before forensic can show up.She kinda was looking depressed as if she's rethinking her decision to relocate.

But hey! They say love is conquers all

Lioness5280:
LMFAO . I'm fascinated by weird stories .

Chai. If you no sabi run and you no comot for the village before weekend your name go be sorry ...dem go chop you finish . Hunger dey naija .

I dey fear for our fat jolofinas who take follow dem for "traditional weddings " for dem villages . Dem sabi run? . E no be dem who get hanging mkhabas who go sweet the villagers for chopping for a year ? . Dem no sabi nothing, dem families no go see em again if dem comot for southy .

You have gone beyond just fascination.This is some FBI-style crackdown and investigation

Who dem fat joloffinas eb again? Dem no go take listen word soon as they learn oga got money oo .Dem dey just follow every fat pocket with no consideration of potential danger.If dem no sabi japa then e be their own monkey to carry oo

Villagers go chop belle full na.

Lioness5280:
I downloaded it from twitter about two years back. It was passed around for like an hour or so before getting deleted from the site. The whole incident took place in some Ijaw village in Nigeria. Nauseating stuff. I struggled to sleep for days...yeses.🤮. That was beyond cruelty I swear. I don't know how murder investigators cope with such crap everyday 🤔

You got some real guts mam lol.Last year a friend of mine tried to show me a video of one of these savages beheading their victim.Good thing he let me know upfront what it's contents was.I quickly flicked the phone from me before the videos could even play and told him to NEVER...

KingCold:
Ask yourself why even pastors who wanna grow their churches by magic need to go to Nigeria for initiation

I didn't know they did that,but it just speaks volume the lengths they will go for money.

Lioness5280:
I dey fear these animals . In Ngwa village in Eastern Nigeria they're known for hunting each other down on Sundays for dinner. Whomever is the slowest among the villagers will be eaten that weekend . You do know that it was the British that forced them to stop cannibilising and selling each other ? . If it weren't for the British people, full-blown slavery and cannibalism would still be a predominant part of their culture . So that's who we're dealing with here

You don't say!

Mara wena you should have been part of C.I.A they way you expose even their savagery and barbarism in villages we have never heard about.And I also realised non of these savages has come out and called you a liar👀👀

Chai so if e dey no run fast enough your intestines go be found hanging for bush meat market abi? Nawa oooo

KingCold:
ja no it's traumatizing.

Hey mfo! Beyond any measure of imagination.Thank god I already had a meal before opening that.Don't think I would have been able to swallow lol. Hai hai

KingCold:
Bra...ekare ho nale mokete or something.. Man these people though

Yo mfethu! I don't usually use the word 'traumatize' but ya,that image did just that to me🤮🤮🤮😧😧 what in the actual fu*k

And ba tlo dlala holier than thou ka rona batho ba Mzansi

Lioness5280:
LMFAO. Congratulations to us , this has made us the attraction of the world, tourists , migrants and expatriates don't want to hear nothing ...they keep on flocking to our dangerous cities ....whilst avoiding this : >

These things cut a human being open as if he were a sheep or cow.See the soulless savage running that large blade up and down the open guts

These things are human??

Lioness5280:
LMFAO. You mean the same women you can't stop obsessing over ? .
You want to talk about cheap hoeing?
Nigerian women and men are being used for sex experiments with dogs and camels in different countries like Libya ,UAE and Italy ....their payment is their masters faeces down their throats ....atleast they get to feed unlike the ones killed with hungry stomachs back home

Your sisters are having orgies at Unilag inxechange for a cup of garri

Oh no!😭🤣🤣🤣

Le2money:
Just like your just "Sworn-In" Minister. National Disgrace

The minister lives in the best country in Africa where people speak their native languages with pride.You half-wits had to make up a half-assed pidgin gibberish to consolidate the fact that your large rubber lips cant speak 'real' English 🤣🤣🤣😭

Le2money:
You won't stop to amaze me. Your fellow South African was the one who said I should be thankful I wasn't killed when I got robbed by your people. And you are there painting that same country as a Paradise? 😄.

Trust me, I won't respond to you anymore.

He's right right tho.Do you know how expensive it is to fly a dead body from one country to the next?

Your homeboys would have went further than just robbing.Your intestines and head would have been harvested like their do victims back in their wasteland,Nigeria🤣🤣😷

Le2money:
I believe you can read quite well

Like I said,your illiteracy rate is at 80% so if what you penned down can't be understood then the problem is your under tree education🙅😂

Le2money:
I believe it's very hard for you to comprehend simple sentence. Instead of the SA's with no skills taking up the Menial jobs, they make themselves skillful in robbing and shooting people even for as little as a bottle of a beer .

I think you will understand this better now

I can't comprehend or is just you struggling to arrange English words to string a coherent statement? Not surprised with your 80% illiteracy rate😭😂 This is like cerebral pulsy on a keyboard huahaha

this is reach coming from someone who go to shallow graves and dig up skulls of dead people in the hope of turning his voodoo fetishes into money🤣🤣

Le2money:
And applaud yourself for your own passport is Visa free to major Western Countries now. Please don't allow me to say more about your country as it would a shame on you if I do so.

I wouldn't have said anything if I didn't know about your country

Your point is??

Le2money:
Yes, this might be true as it's related to Tribal and Religion war which I am not in support of. But SA's claiming it's Nigerians in their country that brought them Calamity is what I stand against.

Most of the menial jobs in that country are done by the Zims while the South Africans with no skills are skillful in robbing people of their phones in broad daylight. Ask yours, can you make calls outside your house without looking both left and right before doing that ? Lol....just lol 😂

I know tribal and religious wars are pretty much an accepted norm in Nigerian but general crime is also rampant over there.I have seen Nigerians burn suspects to crisp just for shoplifting a couple of sweets😭😂.Stop reaching for the stars,nobody has ever said that.Your calamity should not be minimized and downplayed tho.Your unhinged behaviour has warranted multiple passport bans across the globe.

Menial jobs don't require no skills,sir!! See uniformed you are about how the world works.

I have made enough with one hand on my phone another one eating pie,,with ease😛. I know for a fact that in Nigeria a phone would be the least of my concern..they snatch human body parts for blood rituals over there🙅😂

Le2money:
Don't quote me wrongly.....I didn't hate South Africa as a country. In fact the country have lovely structures and the rest but only concerned about the way some of them painted the rest of Africans bad and also harbour hatred for their fellow Africans in their hearts meanwhile, they too are not so good.

And we have not been painted in a negative light by immigrants? Do they not call us "drunkards & lazy" and other slurs they use on us? So wait! The game becomes hostile to you only when the rabbit gets hold of the gun?

Why is your assessment & judgement of this rift between South Africans & immigrants so one sided? Sounds to me that they are just angels who did no wrong...incorrect buddy.Next time extend your visa and stay a little longer and see things for what they are.I trust you will make an unbiased judgement,right??👀

You are a Nigerian,right? You of all people don't even need me to tell you about the crimes your fellow men commit in foreign lands which led to your passport getting banned in multiple countries.Now riddle me these - what makes you think we should bend over backwards for you and tolerate you when other countries don't?😏

KingCold:
There's a new Ghostface album?

Yes, "Set The Tone" is the title.

Been out about a month or so.Don't know if that still constitude as "new" regarding the short attention span music fans have these days lol.

KingCold:
And claims the whole South African populous is "lazy"..you just know he's never been anywhere near South Africa with that narrative...just parroting typical Nigerian buzzword slurs "They are lazy, HIV" blah blah

Theoretically let's say he has been here - did he not notice how developed our country is compared to where he lives? Did he not see there was not a single pothole in sight? Who he thinks maintain our infrustracture that his dirty sandal-wearing brothers come and leech off? Ghosts & aliens?

KingCold:
I heard it, it's an absolute bop!..Boom bap is making a slow comeback, even LL Cool J has realeased tracks

I also heard the LL stuff too.2024 hasn't been that bad at all.Also new Ghostface Killah album🔥🔥🔥