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Jamean:
Yes.. I don't like any form of action movies. The last I watched was Terminator as a child. BTW, I don't do telemundo and all those shii either. InfactI'm not a fan of TV.

I don't like football too or video games.

Lol. You remindnd me of one babe like this. She hates tv too.

She reads a lot

dblackninja:
I get you bro..nothing is ever easy I concur with Nihilist, that's the best way to work out a relationship that can work anyway and not one that is obvious from the initial to plummet in an early grave.

Even if you go for a white girl, there will always be some contradictions in one thing or another. I doubt you can meet a girl that will share every of your dammn perspective. So I believe the keyword is to adapt, adjust and then reshape the relationship to a neutral level where every opinion count. It's hard but once again, nothing is ever easy.

I will just end by telling you that while most people around me sees me as an atheist, my too religious girlfriend (love her for numerous reasons), thinks that I have a calling from God

Thanks for the advice.

Can you explain why your babe thinks that you have a calling from God

Jamean:
Davide470 come and hear from nihilist o!

Not that you will be forcing me to watch X-Men Apocalypse and hear about Dogs or pets that I can't stand

We can have a common ground you know

Jesus!


How can you not like X men?

people are different sha. I hope you and your partner find common ground. Good luck.

Nihilist:
This just reads to me like you're not ready to settle down.

For example, my wife dislikes video games as well as action movies, super hero films, etc.

My solution was to remove the plaustation for the sitting room and set it up in the spare bedroom. I have sky go installed on it, so in effect, we have two sky decoders in the house, and nobody fights over the TV and what to watch

A relationship has to be tweaked to your taste. My wife hates video games, but she used to play rayman with her brother as a kid - so I went out and bought Rayman Origins on the ps4 for her...and now we have that in common.

When we first met, my idea of a date was a trip to cinema/nandos. She introduced me to Fine dining....so now we have that in common too.

We still don't see eye to eye on movie choices, but we both love Harry Potter...so thats another common ground...especially cos she doesn't like to read, but loves the movies, while I have all the books and don't like the movies

She also introduced me to theatre...starting with Billy Elliott, then Blood Brothers, Lion King and Warwickshire Horse. I dislikes the idea at first, but now I love it.

Finally, I go to sports games quite a bit, especiallying football and rugby. She's not a big fan, but she comes with me to a few games anyway.


You have to take the initiative in shaping your relationship in your image. You can't force her to like everything you like, but you can subtly take the lead and try to influence her...And judging by your romance movie anecdote, it sounds like that's what she's trying to do to you...

Thanks for the advice.

I am ready to settle down. The problem was that I was the only one compromising in the relationship.

I watched all the silly romance movies and telemundo nonsense. I babysat her nieces. I even try to cook. I even watched Indian film at the cinema because of her .....bollywood 3hrs movie.

But to even sit and watch me play games with my bros? Na lie! To watch any action film? Impossible. To go out clubbing or house partying? Hardly!

The only thing we have in common is that we like SeX and we both have good families.


What I'm complaining about is that a lot of nigerian girls think maga-ing guys is love. I have never asked my fiancee to cook for me or do anything by force but she always has her way.

After dumping the babe, she now tells me that she loves me.

Guy, the average uk babe already understands that love is compromise. Many are even ready to visit nigeria if they like you.

Like my Asian ex.....We did a lot f things together. I started liking museums because of her. Salsa dancing because of her. She hated cartoons and anime but she always bought me naruto manga comics.


Bros, I tire. You will soon see me in the UK. Nigeria wahala too much

hahn:
Treasury assistant nko?

That post is open

dblackninja:
Hehehe..Like seriously It's not even a joke. I've contemplated on that idea for sometime now. Church na where it happens..even if it's botch-constructed with some wood and covered with some waterproof material like tarpaulin, trust me money will be moving.

The pastorpreneur will be like..Always pay your tithe and give your offerings because they are for God who gave them to you. You will pray and fast for days and at last cheerfully give a sizeable amount from your sufferings--sorry God's blessings. The pastor will cheerfully accept of course for is it not written: A labourer deserves his wages .

Problem now is capital to start..I pass my neighbour generator alone is around N18,000, not to talk of other essentials like white hankie etc. Everything don cost
Bro, if you can afford the necessary materials for the ministry to start---wood, nylon and co., please call upon me to be the senior pastor, I can preach welu well ... [Have my C.V]

Like Johnny pointed out miracle na mustooo, except if you want to be riding bicycle throughout your life in the ministry while others are busy thinking about purchasing a rocket.
You have to be talented in both preaching and performing/staging good tricks (miracles) for the church business to sell. If you're lacking in both or either one, then you have to hire someone who does.

Just because of that, folks are running away from my mother church (catholic) to where e dey happen.
Once you can stage and perform good convincing miracles, you don't need to worry about members. Money will start flowing.
Reyginus himself will sow a good seed for you to heal his friend's long lost joystick.

You need at least 100k to start a decent small church.

Microphones
Speakers
Small generator
Plastic chairs.
Pako/glass pulpit


As for Reyginus's friend, we would do p#nis enlargement miracles for him.

johnydon22:
You are planning on running a pentecostal biz here not a catholic runs, so that's how it works.

Get miracles or you are not in business

okay...i already have a guy volunteering to be the miracle receiver.

onetrack:
I want to see what your revivals will look like first. It must have all-night praise, dancing, shouting, and rolling on the floor hysteria before I will set foot inside.

And if you don't at least have an S-class Mercedes then we ain't even talking!

I have an 06 range rover? I try?


All night praise ke? I resemble king David?

Anyhoo, na my lower pastors go handle that one!

Naijaboy007:
Let me be ur treasurer

And am very good at staging miracles tanx to movies

No problem. But you must not share the secret of our church.

Or else, I will cast you out like a demon in front of our congregation.

Psylas:
you want to own 4 private jets?

10 private jets......I need to have a fleet.

God has to bless me over the other pastors.

PenSniper:
Well, am a businessman but am disappointed because you didn't talk the complete business language.

I have my hoe to dig and seeds to sow but returns on investment is missing in your proposal.

God will reward you if you sow into my church

johnydon22:
The bolded means your church aint even leaving the ware house

Catholic church doesn't do miracles. Still the biggest church in Nigeria.

How many of you guys have given up on love in Nigeria?

I broke up with the girl that I was engaged with. She claimed that I was emotionless and angry. What she didnt understand was that I was getting tired of her.

She is very beautiful but religious. And also very Nigerian. I pretended so much to accommodate her but I just gave up after some time. She is the typical naija babe that expects her man to be an action man. She is not poor but expects me to pay for everything. I don't complain. I pay. I must be the one to drive (she can drive and she has her own car).

What even pains me is that silly thinking that a man must be able to read signs from a woman. Do I look like a decoder that decodes sign language? How can I read your mind?


The funniest one is that she hates videogames but I must watch her imbecilic romantic movies with her. So selfish....I should bend for her but she cant bend for me.


A lot of Nigerian women do not understand that love is sacrifice and compromise. The good ones are few.


After meeting one fine babe like this that shared the same interest with me. I knew that my fiancee was not to be. Do you know that feeling when someone understands you?

This new babe is a catholic but she is just perfect- not too religious, is open to try new things and is always interested in sharing or doing things together.

After meeting the new babe....this my fiancee became a burden. I couldnt even bother to smile around her. anytime I see her, I just lose hope. She started noticing and after some time, I had to tell her the painful truth.


The worst thing about all this? The new babe has a douchebag boyfriend.

So I am alone once again. I had to go through many naija babes to find this new babe that understands me but she has a boyfriend.


Nna....e be like say I go marry oyinbo last last. #teamWhiteGirls anyone?


cc johnydon22, ishilove, atmc, dblackninja, nihilist, joseph1832, hahn

I am ready to quit my job to start a church.....I just need some investors.


Yes, I am an atheist but I need the money. Church is all about the money.

Now, you might be thinking....wait, isn't this Jackbizzle guy an atheist? Well, yes. But Many of your pastors and priests are atheists- they lost faith in religion and they only see it as a money making scheme.

I'm already used to pretending to be a christian! I go to church to please friends and family. I even make prayers at large occasions. I am also good at giving convincing speeches.

Although sha, I don't have patience or the heartlessness to stage fake miracles. That one is off the books.



So, please, let's start sowing seeds.

The bidding sowing starts at N1,000,000 per person minimum.

Please, God loves a cheerful giver



cc Reyginus, Johnydon22, dblackninja, kingebukasblog, cloudgoddess, hahn

Giving our good land to the herdsmen?

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Reyginus:
If my words mean nothing to you what then can my judgment achieve with you? You are bad in this case.

you used to be fun

Reyginus:
Life's more than that you know.

yes, i know.

Another pretender!


Reyginus, am I good or what?

Reyginus:
Lol. Was that your reason for choosing atheism?

Yes...
So that the holy Nigga called Jesus would stop bothering me to leave my material pleasures

Reyginus:
Seems you idea of sickness and pains is we encapsulated when the patient cannot move. Gpodluck bro and I'd join the words together.

Lol....say hi to Tufanja for me.

Rilwayne001:
I'm not pained. You quite well that I don't entertain fools.

Okay bye..

You are the one fooling yourself. Run run run....run from the truth of your religion

Reyginus:
Okay. She sent me a mail about two hours ago and was suggesting presenting an evidence to help cure your doubt but I turned it down. People like you need a brain transplant first before anything like evidence is shown you. You've lost the gift of self disgust.

Yawn....more sanctimonious moral bullshyte.

Tufanja didn't need to send you that email. It only proves that she is well enough to monitor this thread and send emails

Reyginus:
If your brother was on a dying bed and someone makes jokes like this how would you feel or call the person?

Tufanja is not dying if she could read this whole page of conversation and then send you a mail within minutes.

Reyginus:
What if you die this moment what exactly would you want to be remembered for?

SeX, video games, alcohol.

Reyginus:
No. I thought you called yourself a humanist.

I was demoted to pantie inspector

Reyginus:
I don't think it's a matter of what you believe but how we ought behave when one tells us something like this. We can't verify if it's true or false but that shouldn't make us assume he's lying. A lot of people here type with severe pain on their body.

Tufanja deserves my doubt. She lied on the first day she met me on nairaland. She claimed that we were old acquaintances.

A relationship built on lies cannot have trust.

Reyginus:
Yeah. It's how I was to ask my father about his father. Answer me.

I can't answer you. you have no respect for elders.

Pay your fine.....it will cost you two bottles of origin and one kolanut.

HalimaSadiya:
If your behaviour is what Christianity represents Allah forbid I ever convert , nice try genius with your bad grammar no one will ever take you serious so much for being "civilised" as you all claim

Is your behaviour any better?

Did you not avoid the difficult statements on women and islam?

How is it fair that the quran allows muslim men to marry non muslims but the muslim women cannot marry non muslims?

How is it that there is a split within islam on wife beating? Some great scholars/clerics support wife beating in islam while some great ones do not support it.

Even here on nairaland, majority of the male muslims say that wife beating is allowed if certain conditions are met...

Reyginus:
Do you have a father at home?

Are you okay? Do you reply your elder's question with another question?

Is this how you ask your father about his father?

Reyginus:
Lolol. You sound like a man on fire, sir. How does this make you feel?

Is this how you disrespect your father?

Reyginus:
It's really sickening. Not something one should be proud of.

Reyginus...the moral crusader....so holy...so righteous.

Reyginus:
What if she's been suffering it all these time and it just got worse? You see, you can't really know the true state of persons online. We all have issues. Some deeper than others. We all can't just talk them out.

I remember I never knew SalC typed from her sick bed when I first got sight of her handle until she revealed it. This virtual reality is not the physical reality and shouldn't be taken so. I like jokes too but I try very hard to empathize with the true nature of things.

Well,

1) Tufanja is not Sal C. And Sal C even typed from her sick bed

2) Tufanja fell sick immediately after the ishitlove incident and since then, she only came back once to deny that ishitlove was the reason she left. Covenient, isn't it?

What I'm saying is that I do not believe Tufanja. You do. This is not about making fun of someone's health. Get off your high horse.