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OlawaleBammie:
kilonso is not gender specific

Ok so overall it is not an insult. I don calm
Thanks bro atleast this will motivate me to learn yoruba. Very intriguing language
So finally, if my girl is ranting in yoruba
Is it right to ask her" Kilonso my baby"
Does kilonso my baby mean
What are you saying baby

OlawaleBammie:
u dont need to reply her, it does not even need any reply, for another day, if she say kilonso(what is he saying), u reply..kilogbo(what did u hear)

Ok what i want to know is
Was she refering to me
Because i was it another girl when we told her she was blocking our view
So i want to know is kilonso mean what is he saying or what is she saying.
Let me know if she was referring the the girl i was sitting with

OlawaleBammie:
Kilonso means "what is he saying?"

So i should have replied her back with Kilonso if a guy tell a girl Kilonso shey it means what is she saying?

OlawaleBammie:
Kilonso means "what is he saying?"

Oh now i understand but the girl na still fool. I just ask her to shift cuz she was blocking the view of the music video we were watching inside restaurant. She come dey shout kinlonso kilonso. If not for say i new for lagos i for tidy her fuckups right there

buttlover:
back then in Ogun state, my neighbors who know that I don't understand Yoruba will always change their discussion from pidgin to Yoruba anytime I comes back. That thing pain me eh . They don't greet nor reply greetings. I nearly hit one of them one day when I was nacking my girlfriend who understands Yoruba. She told me what they said that " that small prick don the Bleep ashawo again ".

Chaiiiiiii
Igbos don suffer for this lagos, i swear i must learn yoruba, cuz the thing pain me.
I no know if she insult me or Make i wooze am slap.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Shut up cos ya Makin no sense..

Mynd44 rule 2,3,5,7

buttlover:
back then in Ogun state, my neighbors who know that I don't understand Yoruba will always change their discussion from pidgin to Yoruba anytime I comes back. That thing pain me eh . They don't greet nor reply greetings. I nearly hit one of them one day when I was nacking my girlfriend who understands Yoruba. She told me what they said that " that small prick don the Bleep ashawo again ".

Bros what is the meaning of kilonso
Is it an insult like ode
Im new in lagos but u gats help me translate cuz i feel this babe disrespected me.
What does kilonso mean, if is not an insult i fit let am slide

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Just shut up pls..
What's happening to the romance section?
Too many mindless kids parading themself as macho men..

If a yoruba man shout kinoslo kilonso at you in public you will come here and say all men are evil. Ewu gambia like you, no try me this morning i fit transfer my aggression on you

I dont understand yoruba but after some misunderstanding with this girl. She started shouting Kinlonso kinsolo at me in an angry tone in front of shoprite mall

Unto say i no understand yoruba im having double mind about this situation.
Did she disrespect me??
What is the meaning of kilonso. Is it an insult in yoruba.
Abeg tell me now before i turn back and beat this girl cuz i fell disrepected now.

Mynd44:
They asked women question, men dey answer.


E be things ooo

I swear

Ladies, i noticed that when i do missionary with my girl as soon as im about to come.
Without telling her
She immediately sense it and start moaning just seconds before i come.
This has happened couple times
How does she know im about to cum
Few seconds before i cum without saying anything
She begin to sense that i want to cum and starts moaning thats when i come.

How on earth does she read my mind and know that im bout to cum at that exact moment ??
Im begining to think sex is spiritual

TheGoodJoe:


You are not considering economic factors and growth. I know a cab driver that earns about $4,000 a month. The system still has superb amenities like pipe-borne water, steady power, a fantastic road network, and life, and job security, which you have zero in Nigeria.

So you are literally renting financial sabotage. If you take ten Americans, none of them will exchange their kind of living for yours. Even people in some of the best places in Nigeria do not have the kind of living status of those people.

So that is why it costs that much. There are people that benefit from the system and makeup to $1,000 a day. They have micro-credit schemes for vast business growth.

I can go on and on. Their system beat our archaic system.

This guy you keep repeating my point
If you like earn 1000000 billion dollars
You will always enjoy maxium of thst money in Nigeria.
Unless you live in the ghetto then bad road,water and electricity is messed up

But go Lekki, you will see thousands of Nigerians who lived abroad, they all relocate to good eastates like lekki and banna island.
Which has steady light, water and so on

If you make 1000 a day, and save it for a month thats 30k
That 30k cant get you shit!!!! In America
Now use that 30k and buy a 2 banna island or lekki home.

Which estate house can $30k buy in America.
Carry that money and come to Nigeria then you will achieve x10 what u couldnt build in America.

Last but not least,
You say a person makes 1000 per day but you minus expenses and other things like healthcare and co.
The higher the standard of living, the more you spend.
That person will spend 1000 with a week
But in Nigeria that $1000 will sustain you for a full month

anuofGod:
You're a very toxic person
You're this happy over the downfall of your uncle.
Why do I feel you probably did some fetish things to him.
Shior
#spits and shakes my head

Mumu say i do fetish
Since 2000 he left you are saying i waited till 2022 before i do fetish on him??
So all the money he was chopping na God do am. But Now that he has problem, na me do am?

You must be very senseless and stupod

TheGoodJoe:

In the end, you are not buying or owning the land, you are just paying your rent in advance. Just like saying you own a house because you paid ten years rent.

So according to your logic
Paying $1500 house rent every month is better than paying/renting $3500 land for 99 years.

Pay $1500 rent house every month
Pay $3500 to rent land for 99 years

TheGoodJoe:


You are still not buying the land you are renting it. If you like buy 100 plots. When the tenancy expires, you no more own it legally. Most people are sitting on lands they don't own. What they have is the history of tenancy.

By the time you go for a certificate of occupancy, the government gives you a timeline for you to stay on the land. After that, you go to renew again. That goes for all the lands in Nigeria.

In America for instance, the government only owns 33% of the land. The rest are owned for eternity by individuals. So that is why it looks easy to buy land in Nigeria. However, you are not buying but renting. That is why it is difficult to buy land in America because most times, you are not leasing but owning.

In Nigeria, it is impossible to buy land.

Whether you call it buying or renting of land
That certificate of land is 99 years after which you will go and renew it for another 99 years.

And they will only revoke it if it is top priority or the land is to be used for govenment personal purposes.
Owning or renting a land for 99 yesrs is far more better. Just go and renew it every 99 years.

ManAustin:
Our travelling to abroad na to just hustle get the muller, established ourselves for 9ja. As the rabba dey pile, send home to establish things. The idea na to be somebody for home front no be to settle patapata for that side o. No place like home o.

The smartest person in this thread.
Go abroad only to hurstle, collect your money and come back to nigeria and buy land and build things. SIMPLE!!!
Guy you just made me happy with that reply.
These people think it is COOL to leave your motherland and relocate to abroad.
Omo if huriccane or flood or esrthquake come scatter you for USA.
By the time you become homeless
Dem go know say nothing sweet pass home.

Even Prodigal son see shege for foreign land
He come back to his motherland.

TheGoodJoe:
You do not own the land you build in Nigeria. You rent it. It is a lease document. You get a certificate to lease it. It is not your own land. It is that of the Government and can revoke it any time.

Your cousin was earning so much because the economy is ten times smoother than ours.

It is rare that government revoke land in Nigeria. They only do it when it is very necessary
If not we will be hearing about it everytime.

You dont get my point, building and owning a house in Nigeria is far more easy than building your own house Abroad.
Even in Abroad government owns the land a d it is more expensive and stressful to buy land in America or europe.
The money you will use to rent sef con in New york per month fo 1 year. You will use that money and buy 5 plots of land in nigeria and still build your own house.

TheGoodJoe:
Go and look at your land documents. It says certificate of occupancy, not ownership and you still pay Ground rent on the ground you own. Even in your own country in Nigeria, you are treated worse than an immigrant in another country

What nonesense are you saying
My cousin pays $1500 for house rent monthly
Excluding tax and other expenses.
His 4 months rent can buy a land and build house in imo state.
Guess what, they sacked my cousin during covid and gave his position to a blonde girl

U.S.A is sweet but when they want to deal with you, you will suffer it x10 unlike Nigeria.

Atleast we can build our house in Nigeria
None of those Nigerians in America OWN A HOUSE. NONE!!! They all rent houses.
They can be homeless in a blink of an eye.
Here in Nigeria I OWN MY OWN HOUSE.

postbmd:
mumu ur stupidity is just too much u don't know wen to laugh.

Black monkey oshi

Stop calling me names that white people call you and your family

postbmd:
u laughing shows u b enemy of progress

2 even in Nigeria if someone buys drugs from a pharmacy same happen to them too

Mumu, im laughing because my uncle really hated Nigeria.
So it is funny how the people he is worshipping are now dealing with him.
And the ppl he hated is now where he plans to settle. The irony of life

Onigawara:
I say sincerely! Nigeria will always remain the best country for me. It is my home, and I don't believe I will ever feel the need to relocate abroad except on tour. There is no place like home in this earth.
I have done many holidays in the houses of some of my uncles and aunts, and never once did I feel at home in their houses. I didn't have the freedom I have in my own house which sucks. There are some things you will boldly do here in Nigeria but would be dealt severly with if you try such in abroad. Go abroad and you will automatically become a 4th class citizen.

Forget, Nigeria is sweeter than Europe and America if you have money.
Ordinary yahoo boy rolls around with police excorts but you cant try that in America.
If you divorce your wife for naija its easy
If you divorce wifr for America 70% of your hard earned money will go to her.
Like i said Abroad is good for only Vacation
Not for settling down

Persephone1:
Humans are truly their own enemies.

So you are happy your Uncle is in this problem and will probably be back to settle down in your midst?

Damn! Now it's obvious why he chose to separate himself from you lots!

Hahahahaha im very very happy
Now he can stop degrading his motherland
The white people he worship are now showing him pepper
And the Nigerians he has neen condeming, he has finalky realized that No place like HOME.

No matter were you go as a black man.
You are still an immigrant
That house,car, job you have can be taken away from you in a blink of an eye.
Because you are still an immigrant and not an indegene of europe or america.

GloriousGbola:
You people just write rubbish beacaue you think Yankee is like Nigeria. You cannot just walk into a pharmacy and take 'dangerous' drugs without a prescription.

You cannot be liable if a person abuses their drug prescription. The person liable for a botched drug prescription is the doctor

And America is not like Nigeria where a pharmacist can sell fake drugs.

All these one na nonesense talk
Omo white people no send you once you are a Black man.
No be police dey shoot black men like say nothing dey happen.
If it was a white guy that own that pharmacy do you think he will be arrested.
Racism is full and alive in western world.
Dem don use Hollywood films brainwash you.
You think say America is all good and innocent
Until you go there, your eyes go clear

julybaba:
Has it been established that he is complicit in the death of the old lady?

Still under investigation, so we dont know much until investigation is over. But he is in detention and His family has been restless.
Thats why i like Naija, cuz American laws are crazy.

Abroad is good for Vacation not for settling
AS LONG AS YOU ARE BLACK
YOU FIT HURSTLE FOR 20 YEARS
ONE MISTAKE THESE WHITE PEOPLE WILL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM YOU
IF YOU LIKE GO TO GERMANY, GREECE, FINLAND
Nowhere is better than Home


You see my uncles years of hurstle has gone down because of old lady
That is America for you. Her family is suing my uncle almost $600k.
His family has now remebered us in Nigeria
They are thinking of relocating and settling in Nigeria.
Abroad na your mate

For those that want to Japa
Just know No matter what
Nigeria is still sweeter than America/Europe
Something you can do in Nigeria, if you try it in America. Your destiny is finished.

My uncle went to America in early 2000's
He became a pharmacist and own a pharmacy in Georgia.
Ever since then, He has been blasting Nigeria and never want anything to do with us in Nigeria. He also supported Donald Trump when he called Nigeria a shithole.

Last year, he told my mom that nothing will ever bring him back to Nigeria.
We tried to make him reason that Nigeria is still his home. His birthplace, but he kerps swearing for us to leave him alone.

Recently, his pharmacy was shut down and he was arrested after some old lady died from the drugs he sold her.
If he lose the case, he might go to prison
Now he is considering coming back to Nigeria if he wins the case

Collinsjonson:
Men are subconsciously attracted to fairer skin because of its association with innocence, purity, modesty, virginity, vulnerability and goodness, according to researchers at the University of Toronto.


PartyCity Feedback

Let them do the same research in ABSU and see how stupid those researchers are.

Cypress042:
Proper Drilling is the only end solution to your dear problem

I want to taste black girl so badly..
I dont want ashawo

rickpat:
maturity is not by age but I'm so tempted to ask "how old are you?"...that you will be having these thoughts in your head and having the time to put it into writing....


bro you are sadly funny....enjoy your evening

Dont take life too serious
You are going to die anyway
But seriously, im just looking back at my teenage years and i cant find 1 single dark girl i have dated or slept with.
Omo its very weird, a whole black man like me in Nigeria have not tasted black pussy.
O wrong nawww

Someone told me that fair girls are only attracted to Dark men like me
While Dark skin girls are naturally attracted to Fair skin guys