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Hmmmn. . .

^what do you mean?

^errr. .*adjusts my tie*. . .yes of cawse

It's just that i noticed you always begin to dey mis-yarn whenever the 'thing' starts flowing. . .

Bin gbagbo must be watching lots of cartoons for him to write this 'joke'

Efemena_xy:
. . . and this is the story of Jackie's wedding . . .

**out smarted by a woman **

errr. . .better stop thinking with your anus. . .it'll do you good in the long run

tanimz:
Bleh!

you seeing your menses, right?

@poster
e don finish?

bin gbagbo = 'un-well' person.

@EL Guava

I can feel you're hurt. Take heart my friend, you hear?
*fake sobs*

DISCLAIMER:

This joke is entirely fictitious. Any resemblance to a real person Sam Guapo is hereby regretted. Thanks for sparing us your time and enjoying the joke.


Signed
jackport jackpot

^@busybody20

chumakk jackpot:

Am just tired of taking you to the hospital. The doctor thinks now am also a patient.

^you want him to commit suicide?
Notice that I didn't say :
black + black = white but
blackie + black = white

^
*hey, watch that fly*

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]U Know despite the Rubbish u ranted bout me in the past

come on, at first it wasn't personal. You took it personal by first of all asking d mod to ban all the guys in this section. That was why your popularity dipped very low. I know now it seems everybody dislikes you, no matter how hard you try to make up. Let's not talk about d FB back-biting

i stil think there's a need for me to forgive n forget jxt for the sake of Christianity n the sermon i hear evryday bout Love, so we're good now!

who told you?

Anyway ma wife cant cheat on me if thats what u think, i know u neva learnt Genetic hereditary for primary skull Olukwu [/color]

i laugh in spanish. come on. Genetics is in text-book. Talk true, some other peeps still question your pah-tah-nity, right?

*i knew cherry-coco didn't resemble you in the first place*

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff][s]OMG! Idowu & Hamid u Guys v gat bad Mouth, Cant stop laffing
[/s]
In the meantime am glad that the likes of Studio are now visiting a bar, possibly to enquire for bag of Purewater to sell at Molue! [/color]

here, this stewpid boy goes again with his biased laughter. Keep making them happy.

Are you not tired of "impressing" Idowu and Yinka with your biased laughter?

BTW, you need to be shot in the leg for believing the crap that Blackie + Black = White *you know what I mean*
give that gal red card and set yourself free.
*from a truly concerned friend*

Idowuogbo:
[s]lawdd have mercy!!!!!!

teacher chike are u a igbo language teacher ni? , u 2 proud mehnn

who give 2 hoots if your student still use slates to jot down notes

abeg u are always shouting salary dis and dat

i sense over sufferment don worry u die b4 ,  u fit afford fufu now d entire nl must bow abi tseeeeeew

come begin  evaporate abeg u borrrinnnnng[/s]

who let the dogs out?

^if you no take your time for this place, guys go molest you oh. Lol. How you dey?

Chei

^Let people mind 'their' business. Thanks

^Yay! I've made Sambo laugh. It remains GEJ

@cousin
my sis Natasha wrote POST-UTME in your School UNIBEN today, you know?

*preparing to celebrate her success*

[color=indigo]A tenant walked in and saw his landlord's son who's trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued.

TENANT: Sam!!!, Wetin u dey do?
SAM: I dey try commit suicide as papa dey always complain over my foolishness.
TENANT: Ah! dat no good na, but why you come tie the rope for your waist?
SAM: Bros! When I tie the rope for neck, I nearly die. [/color]

^taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . . lol



cousin, longest tym no saw

^Errr. .STUDIO, you get lighter?
*brings out a cuban cigar*

D.A.V.E:
jackpot n studio;una still dey fight?

No oh. .we're acting a script .

Studio is just a sick friend of mine.  *no oppence*

^errr. . .you must've inhaled laughing-gas, right?

Adieu Stud. Oh, we was such a good boy!

*and after my 'supposed wife' breaks your pencil-dicck, the Obituary poster will read "Gone Too Soon. . .who dyed mysteriously on the bla bla bla"

^don't mind the veterinary doctor, Hamid. Maybe they sacked him yesterday and he feels like getting himself drunk in my bar.

Hamid O:
THANK GAWD WE MADE IT TO PAGE 71

You know that's the biggest leap in a single day since two years ago when you opened this thread right?

Channel your anger somewhere else guy. Instead of looking for a government primary school where you'll be eligible for pension, you opted for a private school and now you're shouting people's fat-her. F¤¤l

NOTE: Keep it coming m¤r¤n, Page 72 is achievable

^kiss my arse! You'll enjoy it, I promise.

^come on. Today is Saturday. BTW, next semester starts October ending.

*ok, i'll be soft-pedalling*

@Hamid

stop mistaking me for yo' "fat-her"!
I know he must be holding snuff in his hands now, queueing up at some State Pension Office waiting to collect his #13k pension.

Have you swim for ocean before?
Just tell me how you can fucc finger her with your pencil of a d[i]ii[/i]ck?

^things our last born usually say