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Studio CFR:

yes, I prefered to follow his line of reasoning cos he was the first to refer to it as a "teaching jab" which is like a synonym so there's nothing wrong with that.

Hamid O:
A m¤r¤n will always ask you questions despite knowing he'll never get an answer.

see how you just called yourself a m¤r¤n cos you're the one asking me questions.

How old am I? Mad man!!
The last time I checked not all states have implemented the 18k minimum wage, if you are telling me you're well paid based on the envisaged increase then you really need to wake up man. Dream big bro if you don't want to die a primary school teacher.

fucc you. I'm an Assist Lekshorer not a PS teacher. My sal is on Fehderahl salary scale.
May you "dye" of jealousy.

^LOL

NB: I intentionally laughed to make you happy.

SMH @ stud's sour&stale yarns

[color=indigo]^shhh.
Ok, I will come visit you there.
What do I buy for you while coming? Short-bread or cigarettes? [/color]

^with your 3¹/₂ inches of a prick? I foresee obituary. Make sure you write your will before jamming her.

[s]what 'will' are you writing sef? Is it not to dash your electronic watch + transistor fm radio player to your Mallam friend?[/s]

^Hell No. I don't want to visit you there.

^eurrgghhhh.
How old are you, BTW? I'm disappointed you had to make mention of my well-paying teaching job. Now, I know you're a child. See how you're talking as if Nairaland is your real life.
SMH
**really disappointed**

^For sure, you can continue kissing my arse. I have no problem with that.

HAMID = boring ARSE-KISSER

^make sure you jam something on your way out. Thanks!

^No.

Do you mistake me for one of your relatives? _{*no oppence*}

A change of vows

[color=indigo]During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer, "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When the time comes for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says, "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "I do."
Then, he leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."[/color]

^we don't really love you back per se. We're just disappointed that you write essays and compositions here instead of jokes. Whenever we see your "jokes", we feel like crying.

Studio, the football player Nairalander forced to retire because of injuries attacks

Question: [color=indigo]What is a Girl Friend? [/color]

Answer:
[color=indigo](1) Addition of Problem
(2) Substraction of Money
(3) Multiplication of Enemy
(4) Division of Friends and most importantly
(5) Extra Credit Load , lol,
So be careful.[/color]

The best brains sought after University admission, while. . ._{*hey, someone help me complete this sentence*}

[color=indigo]^you thought? Lol.
Sure, you've been mistaken.

Now, will you stop flirting with my grandmother and leave her alone, before I call the police! [/color]

^[color=indigo]Oh no no no no. . .jokingmary, she ain't my wife. That was my grandmother you've been kissing all these while. Can't you see her grey hairs? Or you thought that was some of sporting-waves? [/color]

^^SMH. Are you for real?

^
Jokingmary is
toooooooooooooooo
old, Why can't he get a wife?

*gimme a motherfuckiñg reply*

A dikwu m mma. Chukwu di ebube.

About bizniss, I guess Ramadan is slightly affecting it. The meats are getting stale, palmie gettin sour. .gosh, I heit Lamadans.

:d

Laalamed:
YES.LIVE IN ONE Room.has only 2 kids.prevent diseases.live healthy and spiritual life.do small farming.simple focus life.no alcohol or extramarital life.buy 2nd hand materials and maintain them.avoid unnecessary outings.

jackpot:
^[color=indigo]you forgot to add. ."the wife-to-be should be using tissue in place of menstrual pad" [/color]

[b][color=indigo]
@OP

Have you ever thought of court wedding too? You can do it with 5000 Naira. Invite a few people, fetch a barrister and get it done.

Next, if you must thank somebody for something, instead of buying red wine (eg. Eva, Calypso, Cocktailz), try giving them Aromatic Schnapps: it's cheaper, i think it goes for 150 Naira now.

Next, don't climb bike unnecessarily. If you must go to work before 8am, try waking up very early and start trekking. If the place is that far, trek a reasonable distance before entering preferably keke(it's cheaper than bike)

Also, don't buy kerosene from black market; buy only from NNPC Mega Station at 50 naira only. Or you may even try using firewood to cook.

Next, when the child starts coming, teach them the art of bead-making: beads which you'll later sell for more income; it's called child support and it's legal and safer than child hawking.

Next, uproot all flowers in your compound and plant "commercial leaves" or vegetables like green, 'ugu' or bitter-leaf. You may even sell them when they're in surplus so as to supplement your income.

Also, buy needle and threads, whenever your clothes tore, use it and patch them up: avoid tailors for now.

Next, buy more of 'okirika' clothes instead of those ready-made clothes. Yeah you know, OK clothes last longer and costs less.

Finally, while your wife is still searching for work, she should engage herself in the morning by frying and selling Akara and Bread.

Thank me later! [/color][/b]

@OP
if she decides to put the child on the hubby's head, the boyfriend can use the mutual secret to ask a "seal-mouth" ransome from her later. I'm sure she doesn't want that to happen.

Let her own up to her mis-deeds and carry her own (reasonable and slightly-justifiable) cross. Peace!

mr cork = 190

antonion:
i earn something like N132532.00 a month but that's not enough for me to get maried .

on average, how much do you save in a month?

^Yes. As for me, I usually look at posts per view. The higher they're, the more interesting the topic is. USE YOUR HEAD!

[color=indigo]For example, if you see a topic with 1000 views and 3 replies, what does that tell you?[/color]

What is my eyes seeing? Did the MODS just deleted some posts in this thread or is this another thread.

*hey, somebody get me my goggles*

^@bettymafy
Check well. . I didn't actually ask how do you do

all the same, i'm doing great. Did you apply for this CBN stuff?

^Nne, kedu? O te kwala oh. *longest time*.
What kept you out like this?

^you forgot to add. ."the wife to be should use tissue in place of menstrual pad"

^look my guy, you think say if na only 'tequila' i dey sell, hungry for no wire me and my kids?

tanimz:
That was deep.

yeah, I know. His c[i]u[/i]nt-hole is deep