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Learn to tolerate her. Go on with the wedding. She gave everything to this relationship. You're even her first and only love. This girl can not cheat on you after marriage.
Go ahead and marry her. It's your destiny to be the one for her.
About the other girl, remember not all that glitters is gold. Peace!

^you just confirmed you're jobless, you cuñt-hole

Yes. . .15th Aug.

Yes. . .15th Aug.

I was at the 10th floor Block C

^How do you know?

^^bin gbagbo, the rat

Congrats!

moonlight tales that our last-born used to tell

moonlight tales that our last-born use to tell

In a party, a handsome guy asked a gal, "wanna dance?" She felt so happy & said - "yes". The guy said - "that's good, so can I have your chair?

Plutarch:
lol, @jackpot,u r a very funny guy that belongs 2 d jokes section. R u also a stakeholder in this recruitment or an observer

an inec independent observer. mine is Hen-Hen-Pee-Cee that I'm waiting for.

@all, methink u shld b more patient. The recruiment process/period in some places could be very long. If u had ever tried places like KPMG,NNPC and some banks,u will understand better. Cham pls conducted medicals 4 some folks sometime ago and did not ask them to resume until after more than a year. Keep your hopes high and try engaging yourself in other things

some of us don mark WAEC and NECO tire na. or do you mean engage as in engagement?

after all its just about 4 months that d interviews were conducted

4months=2880hours= 172800minutes=10368000seconds. We don try jor.

I SMELL A BIG DEAD RAT

^^you must have inhaled laughing-gas cos me I don't think the joke is even 1 percent funny. _{*hisses in Al-Qaeda*}

^oh you knew the symptoms already. Guess you were once a patient of it?

^^errr. .suppose you're the nurse and I'm the patient?

lameda:
Please! Can i av 2shorts of 'tiqula' make it double and one stick of 'mary jane'.hope dia is discount for new costumer lik me.

pay before service, gentleboy. . .sorry. . .man

[color=indigo]Maybe CBN had called secretly since I heard that they're secretive. Maybe one of you swore the oath of secrecy, got the job, chopped finish and cleaned mouth [/color]

[color=indigo]Maybe CBN had called secretly since I heard that they're secretive. Maybe one of you swore the oath of secrecy, got the job, chopped finish and cleaned mouth [/color]

A man goes for blood test, nurse took his finger blood sample but can't find cotton, so she sucks his finger! he is so tingled and excited that he asks: "can i get a urine test also?"

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]HapPy SuNdAy to Evry Living Worthful Fella in da housE!

Ma Pastor preached to Us that we should go Out n preach the Gospel to Evry livinG Creature, mehn i've gat a dog @ Home and i need to go do some bible work to him! [/color]

I guess your dog's name must be El Bingo too, you multi-tasking lying arse hullaballo of a personality

He met a lady while
browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. since he was virus-free he slotted his floppy-disk into her hotmail, she screamed yahoo!

chumakk:
* enters the bar and sees jackpot as the waiter*
the following conversation takes place with me and jackpot.

Jackpot: what can i serve you. We have rice, beans, fufu, etc

me: how much is a plate of rice

jackpot: 200

me: how much is the rice only without the plate.

Jackpot: wait, let me ask my oga.

* jackpot went inside and came out plate of hot water.

*me tookoff*

Rolling On The Cement Laffin My Arse Off

[color=indigo]Err. .no more offtopics, else i toss your arse to the mod.
With your arse, he does as he pleases [/color]

^Oh your post had increased from 0 to 1. This calls for celebration

^^@YINKA

I prefer a hubby that'll tell me the truth about what he feels about me than one (eg. EL Guopa) that glorifies and praises me even when I release gas outta my buttocks.

We're supposed to start charging for this customer-care complaints service

^then, I think you're lucky cos of that.

What's your kids genotypes? Any of them SC? If yes, has he/she had any health crisis?

What's your kids genotypes? Any of them SC? If yes, has he/she had any health crisis?

Don't divorce him. . .if not for one thing but to free your child from the trauma of divorced parents while still growing up.

^you just showcased your childishness. If I were you I would bury my head in shame. SMH