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Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 7:53pm On Aug 21, 2011

Idowuogbo:
sharrap meehnnn , evry damn being on jokes dey complain sey u dey boring

damn beings like El-Guopa? Lol

Abeg begin beg dani to delete d thread ,so u fit return to Capetown to babysit d apes in dier zoo

looking at your grammatical flaws and mis-punctuated sentences makes me shed my hard-earned tears on the level our Education system had deteriorated into. cry

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 7:52pm On Aug 21, 2011

^shior!?
how does 'apes' and 'zoos' relate to what we were discussing, [/s]miss misyarn-general[/s] lipsrsealed

?

Lol @ the comment though. . . but you still hold the prestigious record as the first 'person' i babysitted wink

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 5:54pm On Aug 21, 2011

^how you take know say she likes Okrika pants? Have you been 'there'? huh

Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by jackpot(f): 5:48pm On Aug 21, 2011

sledge406:
Customer: I can't get on the Internet.

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

I will laugh tomorrow sad

. Let me set a reminder on my phone lipsrsealed

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:11pm On Aug 21, 2011

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Its Sunday, i hope to sound like Jesus and nothing else!
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[color=indigo]remember the Second Commandment: don't take the name of your Lord God in vain[/color]

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**Speaking In a film-charactered Jesus accent**

'My beloved Efemena have u had ya daily bread?!'[/color]

[color=indigo]you of all h[/i]o[i]rny people imitating the Lord?[/color] huh

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:10pm On Aug 21, 2011

Efemena_xy:
hmmm - interesting. . .

pretty girl cool

, you forgot to stroll today or you ain't wearing your wretched strolling sandals? wink

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:00pm On Aug 20, 2011

Hamid O:
I definately know what you are good at, you surely have nothing to offer.
It's better to make no effort at all than make efforts to murder the joke section. The devil is a lair, this dead bar will be buried soon and you'll see the joke section bounce back.

I am really disappointed the way you murder the English Language. Your grammatical blunders are becoming too much for me to overlook. Really, I am flabbergasted cos your grammar's giving me concussions!

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:59pm On Aug 20, 2011

^So, if you don't see my sis (Natasha's) name in my location, it means we ain't together again? When will you stop thinking from your anus?

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 7:07pm On Aug 20, 2011

[color=indigo]^@Hamid
What effort have you made to spice up Jokes Sec? I'll tell you. . .ZERO sad

Instead you're only following Efemena bumper2bumper everywhere like a wet-dreaming he-goatt while[/color] sperming [color=indigo]the whole forum with the word 'darling', 'my love', 'sweetheart' and all those ho[i]r[/i]ny craps! tongue

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Jokes Etc › Re: Interprete This Joke *winks* by jackpot(op): 6:52pm On Aug 20, 2011

^yo' father nyansh there angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Interprete This Joke *winks* by jackpot(op): 2:30pm On Aug 20, 2011

chumakk:
Looking for the poster to break his head

with those your underaged hands? tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Interprete This Joke *winks* by jackpot(op): 2:26pm On Aug 20, 2011

^kiss my kinky arse! tongue

_{no offence}

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 1:10pm On Aug 20, 2011

Pharoh:
Wetin be thief-ed my guy abi you no finish primary school again?, better use the word stolen to save ya ugly face.

BTW education is free and i no mind take you as adult student if you enrol for my tutorial class.

Yeske!:
Wetin conjoin me and u sef? Shuoo! Ol'boy i don drink 11 alomo 2day and remember say i get single bone, u want make i delete u? I knw say u no get wrk n u wan b barman but u 2 small 2 serve me, dm must sack u dis nite

Now, where are my Bouncers!

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:14pm On Aug 19, 2011

Yeske!:
All these guys wey dey show their colour 4 bar sef tire me o
Me: Bar-man, alomo dey?
Bar-man: yessa
Me: bring 2, one wey cold and one hot one make i warm my brain
Bar-man: ok sa

poor boy, na so the word 'Sir' dey hungry you? tongue

BTW, for the records, I didn't sell anything to you. .you must have thief-ed my alomo bitters! tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:37pm On Aug 18, 2011

Lol @ Idowu and her usual negative comments. .so predictable! tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Mathematics by jackpot(f): 9:20pm On Aug 18, 2011

259 or 359? What's wrong with these kids? Are they tryin to confuse me? undecided

*hey, somebody get me my goggles* sad

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Natasha And Friends aka Tasha's Crib by jackpot(f): 9:12pm On Aug 18, 2011

^hey lil sis, let's meet at our bedyim. .sorry bedroom wink

Jokes Etc › Interprete This Joke *winks* by jackpot(op): 12:21pm On Aug 18, 2011

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Crime › Re: Jungle Justice Is It Justifiable? by jackpot(f): 8:02am On Aug 18, 2011

hey me love, i hope you won't keep thanking defending counsel in a court of a law when you're a Judge sitting on a case

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Natasha And Friends aka Tasha's Crib by jackpot(f): 7:48am On Aug 18, 2011

Oops! Curiosity has killed all the cats in my compound. Can I know what the 'J' word means? junk, jerk, janitor, . . . etc. Which one?

Seamate:
Don't seem to like this. sometimes am too old-fashioned. am sorry

Jokes Etc › Re: S O S by jackpot(op): 7:35am On Aug 18, 2011

^Hey, your wife must have denied you s[i]e[/i]x at home. Don't transfer the anger reach my side. tongue

Thanks

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Mathematics by jackpot(f): 12:48pm On Aug 17, 2011

Wrong from head to toe.

NONSENSICAL MELEE angry

Jokes Etc › S O S by jackpot(op): 5:38am On Aug 17, 2011

A farmer buys a young c[i]o[/i]ck, as soon as it comes home ,it rushes & f[i]u[/i]cks all the 150 hens. the farmer is impressed . At lunch, the c[i]o[/i]ck again screws all 150 hens. Farmer gets tense now. Next day , he finds the c[i]o[/i]ck f[i]u[/i]cking the ducks, goose n donkey also. Later, the farmer finds the c[i]o[/i]ck pale, half-dead and vultures circling over it's head.
The farmer said, "you deserve it,U Hot bastard, ".
The c[i]o[/i]ck opens one eye, points up & says, "ssshh! Don't shout! Let them land" wink

Jokes Etc › Re: I Take God Beg You, Laugh For Me, Abeg! by jackpot(f): 4:31am On Aug 15, 2011

Kindergarten jokes

Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by jackpot(f): 4:20am On Aug 15, 2011

gidson12:
lol, and this is funny

as my padi, you fit helep me slap sledge-4-0-prick to stupor? You know, I don't wanna stain my God-given hands slapping his God-forsaken rough-rugged scar-ravaged pimpled face.
I don't mind sponsoring his obituary-posters in case he couldn't survive your slaps. wink

Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by jackpot(f): 4:09am On Aug 15, 2011

sledge406:
No need to be scared of the MU²

I've got your back, okay?

thunder fire that your over-bleached craw-craw nyansh.
You're just an arranticus rigmaroled fart of a pervy-wervy angry

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:00pm On Aug 14, 2011

^^mustang? Just call it D[i]I[/i]CK, there's no kids here instead of beating around the ~~beach~~ bush lipsrsealed

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 11:59am On Aug 14, 2011

mustang? Just call it D[i]I[/i]CK, there's no kids here instead of beating around the ~~beach~~ bush lipsrsealed

Jokes Etc › The Watch-man And His Master by jackpot(op): 1:38pm On Aug 13, 2011

A Watch-man went
to his master and told him not to travel that day that he had a dream last night where he had a fatal accident. The master heeded to his advice and cancelled his journey that day but sacked the gateman. Before he sacked him, he told him that it is duty is stay awake all the night and watch over him and his property not to sleep and dream.

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:11pm On Aug 12, 2011

Efe's internet connection must have been vandalized by those looters! lipsrsealed

Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by jackpot(f): 1:55pm On Aug 11, 2011

^Oh. .I'm not surprised. You like everything wink

Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by jackpot(f): 11:20am On Aug 11, 2011

@sledge 4-0-prick

you get VIP jokes? I'm tired of seeing only kindergarten jokes tongue

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