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El Guapo:September 32 would be. . .**checks my calendar but shockingly that portion of the month had been torn off** ![]() so September actually clocks 32? my teachers must be wrong then. ![]() *hesistantly gives him the sexy bottle of Seamans A-romantic Schedam Schnapps*oga, it costs #25 oh. ![]() *checks out for his 'motor' outside, didn't see it*Oga, where you park your yellow 6-Seater Datsun na? ![]() |
Studio CFR:sharrap there. Shut up your smelly gob. Don't say what you don't know cos I'm not ganging up with anybody. You post whack as jokes. Bend down and learn first. Are you this irredeemably stupeed? |
**holds the bottle of A[b]romantic[/b] Schnapps, ready to serve him, looks at El as he's licking his tongue holding out his hand to receive the bottle from me** *remembers he's still oweing me #35* [color=indigo]wait first EL, when you go pay me my hard-earned money? [/i] ![]() |
apoti:what of now! @OP Since you're my friend, I will laugh>>> LOL ![]() |
^na lie. .I sipped milk this morning. Gosh, I loves milk. @Busybody you got some milk? |
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El Guapo is a good joker though but my issue with him is that he thinks with his prick ![]() |
Studio CFR:taa! Who dey support you? This one no follow at all. |
Anybody laughing at this "thing" must have been bribed. [size=24pt][color=indigo]SAHARA DESERT [/color][/size] ![]() |
Kindergarten Jokes |
You try but the use of "the next day" is too boring. |
Someone remind me to read this textbook later. ![]() |
Guess you're bored with life? |
^errr. .dear, don't you think the custard and gala you combined this morning caused your boringness? and you're still yawning cos you no chop belly full? ![]() |
^or prickology and skirt-ology? ![]() |
^Thanks but I'm not a politician. Go put it inside some ballot box. Thank you. ![]() |
Thanks but I'm not a politician. Go put it inside some ballot box. Thank you. ![]() |
[color=indigo]^always predictable, looking for how to menstruate over the whole bar with her negative comments. Idowu A.K.A. Prophetess of Doom [/color] ![]() |
[color=indigo]Breakdown of El Guapo's Debt 20 Chewing-Gums you shared to your friends and well-wishers during your twins birthday celebration = #10 1 popcorn you bought in June = #10 1 pure water = #5 1 cigarette you bought for Studio in May this year = #5 over-debt taxi don't care what this means, yeah you've to pay! = #5 TOTAL DEBT = #35 ![]() [s] I hope you're not waiting for the G8 to write off Nigeria's debt, cos no write-offs for you! [/s] [/color] |
SMH at the extent people go to get attention |
Bin, i suggest you drink pregnant cow's piss. . .it'll cure your madness. Trust me ![]() |
gidson12:you asked a question and I already answered it in my first sentence. I don't argue with silly cum 'illogical' people and I would appreciate it if you keep your distance. Thanks ![]() |
^thank you, but you can clap too. Thanks ![]() |
^you still dey owe bar 35 Naira jor. . .and lest I forget, the last cheque you signed is a dud cheque. .the bank said you're even owing them ![]() |
^Jam door for me, and why outside buy me some cigarettes while coming back Thank you ![]() **gives him 15 Naira** ![]() |
tanimz: ![]() |
Studio CFR: ![]() |
^Sorry, we don't have doctors to treat your ailment. This is not a psychiatric home **no oppence** ![]() |
El Guapo:see h[i]o[/i]rny he-goat[/i] like you wey dey convert both spa and bar to off-topic brothels where you teach us bad bad things: you dangle your carrot of a prick in public, run strip-show for aged-people and set your erect-prone rod at half-mast and full-mast *only Gawd know what that means* ![]() and thats why i had to arrange this wheelbarrow for U!better return your "fat-her" most-priced possession before he wakes up for today's business ![]() Now u'll be multi-choiced wiv the area of xpertise to operate on since a wheelbarrow can carry a sugar-cane, kwilikwili, sweets, biscuits, Okirika clothes etcoops! It seems you're well-versed in the business. You must have been an apprentice 'serving in your father's vineyard' **no offence** All the best ma fwiendJoke wetin? See toddler dey claim levels. SMH *hisses in 250 dialects* ![]() |
^I claim it *no oppence* ![]() |
^I claim it *no oppence* ![]() |
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Schedam Schnapps*
yellow 6-Seater Datsun na? 


over the whole bar with her negative comments.