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Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 4:50pm On Sep 10, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Verily Verily i say Unto You, Once September clocks 32 i'll pay!!  grin grin[/color]
September 32 would be. . .**checks my calendar but shockingly that portion of the month had been torn off** sad

so September actually clocks 32? my teachers must be wrong then. undecided

*hesistantly gives him the sexy bottle of Seamans A-romantic wink Schedam Schnapps*

oga, it costs #25 oh. cool

*checks out for his 'motor' grin outside, didn't see it*

Oga, where you park your Keke Napep tongue yellow 6-Seater Datsun na? wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Week. . . Enjoy! Lol by jackpot(f): 4:29pm On Sep 10, 2011
Studio CFR:
ELGUAPo and NEWBRIDE same motherf.cker

I.diot! u think you are smart, and that i cant burst your evil game plan with that st.pid village primary school teacher that called himself Jackpot?

the two of you are the bigggesssst  fooooollllllllls  on nairaland,

una dey gang up against me cuz i no send una papa,  no matter how una gang up against me reach non of una and una papa fit see my back cuz my liver too large ,  MOTHERF.CKERS  cool
sharrap there. Shut up your smelly gob. Don't say what you don't know cos I'm not ganging up with anybody. You post whack as jokes. Bend down and learn first. Are you this irredeemably stupeed?
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 2:31pm On Sep 10, 2011
**holds the bottle of A[b]romantic[/b] wink Schnapps, ready to serve him, looks at El as he's licking his tongue holding out his hand to receive the bottle from me**

*remembers he's still oweing me #35*


[color=indigo]wait first EL, when you go pay me my hard-earned money? [/i] sad wink
Jokes EtcRe: Gsm by jackpot(f): 12:50pm On Sep 10, 2011
apoti:
I heard it first in 2006, it was funny then tho undecided
what of now!

@OP
Since you're my friend, I will laugh>>> LOL cool
Jokes EtcRe: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(op): 12:07pm On Sep 10, 2011
^na lie. .I sipped milk this morning. Gosh, I loves milk.

@Busybody
you got some milk?
Jokes EtcRe: Haha Zap America Haha by jackpot(f): 12:03pm On Sep 10, 2011
The Beautyful Joking ones are not yet born. sad
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Week. . . Enjoy! Lol by jackpot(f): 11:43am On Sep 10, 2011
El Guapo is a good joker though but my issue with him is that he thinks with his prick tongue cheesy cheesy grin
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Week. . . Enjoy! Lol by jackpot(f): 11:28am On Sep 10, 2011
Studio CFR:
thank u guys for your support. .
taa! Who dey support you?

This one no follow at all.
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Week. . . Enjoy! Lol by jackpot(f): 11:20am On Sep 10, 2011
Anybody laughing at this "thing" must have been bribed. sad

[size=24pt][color=indigo]SAHARA DESERT [/color][/size] angry
Jokes EtcRe: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by jackpot(f): 11:11am On Sep 10, 2011
Kindergarten Jokes
Jokes EtcRe: Preachers A-s-s Show by jackpot(f): 10:56am On Sep 10, 2011
You try but the use of "the next day" is too boring.
Jokes EtcRe: Airline Jokes by jackpot(f): 10:43am On Sep 10, 2011
Someone remind me to read this textbook later. tongue wink
Jokes EtcRe: About Ice234 by jackpot(f): 10:38am On Sep 10, 2011
Guess you're bored with life?
Jokes EtcRe: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(op): 10:28am On Sep 10, 2011
^errr. .dear, don't you think the custard and gala you combined this morning caused your boringness? wink cheesy and you're still yawning cos you no chop belly full? tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 10:20am On Sep 10, 2011
^or prickology and skirt-ology? huh wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(op): 6:55am On Sep 10, 2011
^Thanks but I'm not a politician. wink
Go put it inside some ballot box. Thank you. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(op): 6:54am On Sep 10, 2011
Thanks but I'm not a politician. wink
Go put it inside some ballot box. Thank you. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:38am On Sep 10, 2011
[color=indigo]^always predictable, looking for how to menstruate lipsrsealed over the whole bar with her negative comments. shocked huh sad

Idowu A.K.A. Prophetess of Doom [/color] tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:05am On Sep 10, 2011
[color=indigo]Breakdown of El Guapo's Debt

20 Chewing-Gums you shared to your friends and well-wishers during your twins birthday celebration = #10

1 popcorn you bought in June = #10

1 pure water = #5

1 cigarette you bought for Studio in May this year = #5

over-debt taxi don't care what this means, yeah you've to pay! = #5

TOTAL DEBT = #35
smiley


[s] I hope you're not waiting for the G8 to write off Nigeria's debt, cos no write-offs for you! tongue [/s] [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Destroyers Of Jokes Section! by jackpot(f): 3:08pm On Sep 09, 2011
SMH at the extent people go to get attention shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Destroyers Of Jokes Section! by jackpot(f): 1:06am On Sep 08, 2011
Bin, i suggest you drink pregnant cow's piss. . .it'll cure your madness. Trust me tongue tongue cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Are My Topic's Views Decreasing Instead Of Increasing? by jackpot(f): 4:17pm On Sep 07, 2011
gidson12:
i think comprehesion is your problem, re-read my response to seun and see how your reply to my comment sounds, next time understand, before your fast fingers type
you asked a question and I already answered it in my first sentence. I don't argue with silly cum 'illogical' people and I would appreciate it if you keep your distance. Thanks smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(op): 3:16pm On Sep 07, 2011
^thank you, but you can clap too. Thanks wink wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 11:20am On Sep 07, 2011
^you still dey owe bar 35 Naira jor. . .and lest I forget, the last cheque you signed is a dud cheque. .the bank said you're even owing them [cos you have negative account balance tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(op): 6:53am On Sep 07, 2011
^Jam door for me, and why outside buy me some cigarettes while coming back cool Thank you cheesy

**gives him 15 Naira** wink tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(op): 9:44pm On Sep 06, 2011
tanimz:
You dey always misyarn so I guess you're always on your menses - perhaps, you're lipsrsealed ?
huh
Jokes EtcRe: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(op): 9:38pm On Sep 06, 2011
Studio CFR:
disgusting
my pleasure wink
Jokes EtcRe: Sam On A Suicide Mission by jackpot(op): 9:27pm On Sep 06, 2011
^Sorry, we don't have doctors to treat your ailment. This is not a psychiatric home wink tongue tongue **no oppence** grin
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:33pm On Sep 06, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Jacky ma friend, u know been a bartender might jxt not be ya calling
see h[i]o[/i]rny he-goat[/i] like you wey dey convert both spa and bar to off-topic brothels where you teach us bad bad things: you dangle your carrot of a prick in public, run strip-show for aged-people and set your erect-prone rod at half-mast and full-mast *only Gawd know what that means* undecided tongue cheesy
and thats why i had to arrange this wheelbarrow for U!
[b]**Packs Wheelbarrow**
better return your "fat-her" most-priced possession before he wakes up for today's business tongue
Now u'll be multi-choiced wiv the area of xpertise to operate on since a wheelbarrow can carry a sugar-cane, kwilikwili, sweets, biscuits, Okirika clothes etc
oops! It seems you're well-versed in the business. You must have been an apprentice 'serving in your father's vineyard' **no offence**
All the best ma fwiend

El Guapo
Joke Sec Prime Minister[/color] grin
Joke wetin? See toddler dey claim levels. SMH
*hisses in 250 dialects* tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Obstinacy! by jackpot(f): 10:02pm On Sep 05, 2011
^I claim it even though it's the prayer of a sinner tongue *no oppence* smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Obstinacy! by jackpot(f): 10:01pm On Sep 05, 2011
^I claim it even though it's the prayer of a sinner tongue *no oppence* smiley

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