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^Who do you call jokers? Is it a trinity of less-busy young girls plus a morphing guy (names withheld) that post lullabies through out the night?

I prefer reading a less-voluminous Wole Soyinka with lots of moral lessons than reading a tiring voluminous James Hadley Chase.

Rolling On The Concrete Laughing My Arse Off

chumakk:
yes jackpot. Take him by the hand as you took me. Don't mislead him like taking him to the bar

i knew he would get drunk. .no need. Let's allow his teenage brains some years to develop. _{**no offence**}

^you mind her?
How can she even entertain anybody (even an ant) with her 'cold' persona?

^some ladies too. .though they won't admit it


[size=20pt][color=deeppink]This must be an offtopic BROTHEL i guess[/color][/size]

olawalebab:
jack, wetin dey ground this morning,

na rice with pap, fried beans and jollof yam

or the bomb affect you too.

as in? wait, me i neva check news sef. .
**goes for the remote-control of the bar 64-inch plasma-tv**

olawalebab:
jack, wetin dey ground this morning,

na rice with pap, fried beans and jollof yam

or the bomb affect you too.

as in? wait, me i neva check news sef. .
**goes for the remote-control of the bar 64-inch plasma-tv**

A man asked "Pastor, my dog is dead. could dere be a service 4 d poor creature?"
pastor replied, "No, we can't have service for an animal in the church. but there is a church down the road, maybe, they will do something 4 the animal",
the man answered, "pastor, but do u think they'll accept a donation of US$250,000 in return 4 d burial service?" pastor exclaimed, "sweet jesus! why didn't u tell me d dog was a christian!"

Sledge, you can be my joke student you know? I can sense some untapped potentials in you

^D oremi Fashola ti do

^lol. Can you imagine?

yinkalink:
Rants of delusional mental-incapacitated personIs dat some kinda trick question?

go suck something. . .maybe your fatherr's 6 inches

yinkalink:
No u cant

kneel down on the ground, flip your skirt up. . .i wan smoke out your pussay from behind. .

**lemme enjoy this thread while it lasts before they throw it into the dust-bin where it belongs**

^**serves him the special crazy tasty meal**

bros, in case you feel some awkward movements in your belly, the to[/b]i[b]let is at the end>>extreme left

yinkalink:
Mtchewwww
I dey search for adjective to use describe dis thread but i no find sef,d word ‘dry‘ has bin overused.
Al settle for sometin wit a berra ring to it ‘pathetic‘

do me a favor. . .go kiss high-tension cable

As for me, the lady I will marry must know how to cook. .If not yet, then she must enrol in a cook-coaching school. .I can't endure coming back from a tiring day at work only to eat a jollof rice full of salt! God forbid

Akuviv:
ﺍﻟﺰﻣﻼﺀ
ﺻﺒﺎﺡ ﺍﻟﺨﻴﺮ means Good Morning colleagues.

^lol! You don't mean it!

Akuviv:
ﺍﻟﺰﻣﻼﺀ
ﺻﺒﺎﺡ ﺍﻟﺨﻴﺮ means Good Morning colleagues.

^lol! You don't mean it!

^bro, you called me "frree" times.

Hamid O:
^^^ El you don turn photographer shey?? Nice job sha, the thing better pass the bar man wey we get for here Primary school teacher wey dey call himself lecturer.

lol. You're joking, right? In any case, choose what you want to believe. . .it doesn't change anything. There's no point in lying about one's job. . .that's my principle. Thank you.

Mods,
maybe this isn't the right section to ask but can you help put this topic on the Front Page?
A loved one is in need of some medical advice. Thanks

Thread topic: Can An "AC" Blood
Genotype Go With an
"AS" Genotype?

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-743698.0.html#msg8998099

Can An "AC" Blood
Genotype Go With an
"AS" Genotype?

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-743698.0.html#msg8998099

Hi Nairalanders,

My friend saw a lady that he intends to marry.

He told me the lady has all the things he's looking for in a wife.

He later found out after blood tests, that she is of AS genotype while him is AC genotype. Considering the genotypes, is it advisable for them to marry?

what should I advice him?

If it so pleases the Admin. . .

I'm getting scared myself as I scan through all these comments. . .

marcus1234:
funny^^[img]http://2.s07.flagcounter.com/count/DymW/bg=E6E6E5/txt=E6E6E5/border=E6E6E5/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/[/img]
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you laugh easily. Why?

aibee01:
.jackpottie,hmm,by deir name we shal knw dem,i knw soon u wil mental-mo4size frm been a pottie 2 soakaway or pit-laterine, u registered on d 18th of march 2011 your post don reach 471, wetin happen u wan thief NLD 4rm seun ni,make u con turn am 2 pottie-land abi,jah no go gree u, no take am personal o, U LOW LYF POO EATIN JACK,

sorry, I don't understand Swahili. Check next door!

Nice thread but. . .yeah, you can read my mind

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Lol

Goodmorning House[/color]

your colleagues after each day at the bar goes back to their respective homes. .but you El, you drink, drank and drunken yaself and after everything falls asleep here. .no wonder you see this 'bar' as your 'house'

^^hey sucking newbie
go recharge your sucking credits. . .find something and start sucking, you suckling. .maybe try going for an
[i][b]a[/b]ss[/i]h,
[i][b]b[/b]reast[/i]h,
[i][b]c[/b]unt[/i]h or
[i][b]d[/b]ick[/i]h _{**no oppence**}

^Happy Ramadan boss bros. [color=indigo]
How's ya cattles?[/color]
BTW, you fit helep us interpret the joke?