₦airaland Forum

^^Yes oh
*introducing then formally*
cousin Bright meet my real wife sister Natasha.
Natasha , meet my cousin, Bright

Hamid O:
Arrangements for what now?? You wan collect the 65k wey them dey pay asst lecturer (Jacky)? The guy sef go work for 6months before they pay am anything o. @Jacky isn't that a part of the contract you signed with whatever school employed you as an asst. lect? Person wey never start dey collect salary don dey ask do you know how much I earn. Olodo!!!

well i'm on federal scale. Multiply that amount you've there with 1.5. It's not like it's a huge money you know. I'm just starting i feel like saying "to hell with all banking jobs around"

@op
no, you just said it.

I killed 7 mos. . . birds in a blow. Does that make me a super-hero?

dani1luv:
Good, check ya wall How dat side, BarMan, give me my usual

err. .oga u still dey owe me 25 naira: money for 2 dough-nuts and 1 pure-water you took last week

^^kraze people i swear

^^Hehehe. Just like that? Congratulate her first. Mtchew. lol

@jchiemerie
don't you think 343 is an incredible score too?
Did you take negative marking into consideration? Well i don't believe your essay.
What determines passing is not how much time you put into reading, but your rate of understanding. It's not how fast but how well.

I've voted my sister since

El Guapo:
I forgot my Wallet here Lastnyt, if una no provide am er, wetin happen for Seville on 1999 go repeat itself here!

is it the one with Gold Circle inside? Here it is~

*hands over the wallet to him*

^^see as you capitalize insecticide baygon and it come sound like Inspector Baygon

Idowuogbo:
Kai see wetin too much garri drinkin dey do your sight, na your enemie mi write say dey wheelchair na. U no I wud neva hit u hard like ddat stop gerin emotional jare it dey spoil your swag no make efe tink u b man-lover oo

why don't you like punctuating your sentences and adjusting your Ojuelegba grammar?

i just wonder how una go dey pieces grammar for una house like

sishta guru money (sister, good morning) *no offence*

oweniwe:
Dear idowuogbo:

why na? You should've made it how dare Idowuogbo. hehehe

why e be say na only negative vocabulary de emanate from your 'megaphone'?

thank God its not coming from my mouse mouth. unfortunately she calls it "running jokes str8".

Wetin i do 4 u wey de make u wish me 'wheel chair'?
Go check my profile. Do i look like person wey trailer jam?

No corrupt my infatuator wit your 'ojuelegba grammar' like you did El Guapo o. Otherwise. . .

ojuelegba grammar with no punctuations and badly-written vocabs.

Laughing Sotey Till I Shìt In My Pant. (LSTISIMP)

The way the girl dey crucify grammar sef.
Jamb Board has been offering reward to any person that can disclose any useful info towards getting her reg number so they can suspend her Use of English result.

Please Practice speaking positive words. It'll do you a lot of good.

like getting a husband later in life. *no offence*

Yours sincerely

Mr Oweniwe

cheers!

err. .Mr Oweniwe, something is missing oh. You no sign this your letter

No. I cast and bind. Hehehe

my own official time is less than 8 hrs a day.

Will you kidnap me if I tell you how much i earn per month?

waves at Bright's keke Escalade

cousin, stop stop make I feel you Air-CON ask you something

^^oga, who go pay for the sexy bottle of Amstel Malt?

For some of us that always struggle to enter the "Big" Federal Universities to do degree programme, why not try College of Education(affiliated to a University)?

Anybody in Anambra and its environs, here is a chance for you. For all Nigerian whom dont mind distance, this is a chance for you as well.

Federal College of Education, Umunze will start running degree programmes this year. Hurry now and make enquiries before you let this chance pass you by.

Why wait year-in-year out for Unizik and UNN to give you admission when another Federal institution is ready to let you in?

Truth is that not many people know about this, that means no extra-long list of applicants as we use to see in some Institutions. So, Admission is more likely to favour you.

Hurry and Apply in view of getting that Bachelors degree you've been longing for.

The school runs NCE programmes too.

Idowuogbo:
Omo siddan make we gist oo

hmmmm if i begin tell u how your home gal no say village class dey u go open charity for me i swear

okay na nepal me dey so na wan guy begin toast me for akwa ibom oo

i don dey like am so i sey i go come jam am next  month ,na hin Badosky go travel agent say na emergency say  make dem swipe am cheapest ticket

customer service begin list First Class, Business Class, Economy Class and Cargo Class, sharply i ask wetin cargo class mean she con talk sey na suffocation zone dat wan get, not normal silent zone wey me no ooo

i shout str8 osanobua u wan make i die bcus i no get monieeee, d gal calm me down sey hope no lost sey dem don introduce village class  for  certain category but na inside forest dem dey land ,na hin i shout say i go collect dat but shey she fit scan my student discount join am


she talk yes but wen i show am card she see ABA TEACHING SCHOOL FOR HOUSEGAL QUALITY she say dem no dey take am , na y i begin canoe traning bcus i gats to see my yori yori by all means na

too ambiguous and confusing. sorry, I don't understand your textbook *no offence*

if na me typed those long replies, God knows by now I would be [b]pant[/b]ing like a lizard wey fall from an Iroko tree.

You people(Efe and Id) remember me those days we use to watch foreign comedy. The invisible spectators (in the background) will just be giggling at both funny and unfunny comments.

I wonder how you make each other laugh at your unfunny 50-liner replies

Natasha,,:
[size=15pt]okay thanks for exposing Damilola your girl friend like gosh she is sooo dirty  [/size]

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El Guava

mind yaself for this bar. Na so so tooth-pick and pure water you dey buy for here. No big cash from you. I don't even know whether na sugar-cane wey dey wheel-barrow you dey sell for Spain *no offence*

Hamid O:
Honestly guy, the only thing you are good at is typing "no offence" . What more?

i must commend your use of English. It's almost perfect.

If this thread of yours continues to drag, something better will come up and nothing will happen.

keep giving your pay-mistress Id some hope.

To say you are not creative at all is an understatement. no offence

will you just calm down for once and shut da füçk up, this sick friend of mine. *no offence*
mtchew

[size=16pt]MIKUZ for President 2015[/size]

What did I get? You no give me anything. See my hands *shows her my open palms*

can I violation you?

Hamid O:
Na wa o. I'm glad people are copying and pasting pictures on this thread

jealousy is an evil trait, dear

*oh sorry parking their cars in the car pack* , make the thing do finish

abeg so better people go fit hook us up with better off topic joint abeg.

go find a fleshy arse and stick your head inside there for some delicious faeces treat *no offence*

El, nice car you've got. With that your Bugatti even Natasha go leave Jacky come meet you.

hehehe. . .you're day-dreaming. I don't need to boast with our lovingness. El knows better.

[color=indigo][b]I came, I saw and I conquered[/color]

[color=indigo]Not here! Carry una Hausa class go for spa.

This is an internationally recognised NUC-accredited 7-star bar. Imagine d conconbility!

I go fry somebody yansh for here if una flaunt my orders!

Mtchew

BTW, Hamid I thought you dont wanna patronize my bar. disappear from this bar enter where you came from before I count to 3.

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HAMID
Who park that Suzuki motorcycle for my bar frontage!

Come commot am for road make I revise my Cadillac.

I go less the tire oh

she-baby. Where at you, p[i]u[/i]ssy cat?

Hamid, you don dey cry say they wan thief your girl student, abi? Instead wey you go buy better car to be taking home daily from work, you prefer disgracing her in front of her co-workers and picking her up with dat your 80's model Suzuki motorcycle. Better upgrade cos your competitor is on Porsche. Better still, go find better job instead of hawking newspapers **no offence**

Hehehehe costly boxers

Yep. Though I'd graduated, I still go to school.

Do you undersit?

^^yeah, don'l you think the guy Francis is running a Cyber-Fornicating Network?

Hamid O:
Six digits??

Is that your Ultimate goal?? I've always known Jacky's an NFA

well, 990000 Naira per month is Ok by me. I can bet your salary ain't nowhere near one-fifth of it. If i'm an NFA member, then you are an NFAmbition life-timer chairman.


Don't you eat rice with pap?

^^Cyber-fornicators