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annawhite:
Hit him hard on the left side so that next time he would not come up here and post horrible pic like d one above me

met annawhite at the supermarket yesterday. .snapped her with my Nokia C5, luckily she saw me not.

ain't she sexy?

Ijogz K:
Are u here to search 4 ladies?

^^hey, back off dude. You no dey look face?

^^talk small, then breathe before continue talking, haba!

Where that Pharoh of a guy?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8755483#msg8755483 date=1311185393]Sshh!!  

**whispers - shebi you don park the car as we tell you?

here - take £500 now

will give you the other half once we're done - gawd knows Jackie 'n Bright nor expensive reach like dis sha**  

^^  

see me see trouble! I know say nor be today you spoil!

**thinks quickly. . .**

ah Jackie! there you are!!

can a girl get a hug from her favourite bar man?

<don't worry Natasha still dey market>

winks seductively at him whilst pulling him away from Mallam Illia's kiosk. . .[/quote]commot your hands from my boxers, hold me for singlet Suit jor!

@EL
drop that popcorn! you're still owing me 5 naira for the cigarette you collected yesterday.

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=664423.msg8755312#msg8755312 date=1311183869]Miss em ke?

Letz begin planz fast  
So how do we get em tied in the 1st place??
We gon hve to lure them to a corner and arrange able bodied guyz to tie up their skinny selves  
How u see it?[/quote]please lure us to a dark corner where nobody will see us. i'm begging you. Lol [quote author=chi-baby link=topic=664423.msg8755419#msg8755419 date=1311184782]Lol U we badt oo  

Dnt worry bwt what we gon use to tie em up i've sorted dat awready  
I got to work once u leaked this beautiful captivation  
But why u come give me dat kokonut head,Bright to handle? Pls do him lemmi do Jackie chan.
He will be easier 4 me to capture  
Did u say strong koboko? Okay Efe u can arrange dat lmao   [/quote]please come and do me abeg. Na yours i prefer sef. That sexy robust and fleshy waist!

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=664423.msg8755312#msg8755312 date=1311183869]Miss em ke?

Letz begin planz fast  
So how do we get em tied in the 1st place??
We gon hve to lure them to a corner and arrange able bodied guyz to tie up their skinny selves  
How u see it?[/quote]please lure us to a dark corner where nobody will see us. i'm begging you. Lol

^^you mean 2 koboko's in between our thighs? How do you flog us then?

^^who you dey refer to as Baby? I'll cut off your manhood anytime I see you near my sister. church rat. Na person wey get excess money go bfrnd her.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=709597.msg8753783#msg8753783 date=1311171703] .[/quote]hey sis, you're online?

oh well, thank God that El Guapo is deluded.

I wouldn't like to not meet nobody.

^^you mean dirrrty stained bras and pants?? **no offence**

^^Shut up that your rusted crate of teeth make we breathe fresh air. Mtchew

you have my moral support

lefulefu:
na wetin u come dey form for here?
u be jack baur?

shhh, do you want me to expose you?

As first warning, I'm releasing the picture of you I took yesterday with my hidden camera.

any search party on?

yinkalink:
Hiya mr lecturer!

hey student, meet me 2moro at the Nicon Hilton by 10am to do your mop-up practicals. If I don't see you then, it's automatic carry-over for you.

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=715448.msg8742528#msg8742528 date=1311023546]*walks into d thread. . . . Sees Jackpot. . . His eyez widens* i've bn lokin 4 diz Blackpot or is it Jackpot of a dude. *runs back 2 his crib, n returns brandishin his matchet. . . . As he chases Jackpot around n outta 190's crib*[/quote]hey, drop that matchet.

your money or your wife life!

^you can do better than that.

^^here resemble Freetown? [quote author=chi-baby link=topic=664423.msg8742103#msg8742103 date=1311018677]I'm all gd hommie. how musshh WE make 2day?   [/quote]called for some police escorts. I don't trust these on-lookers.
*bring your ears lemme whisper* *in low tones* five five naira into 50 pieces. Our cigarettes and whisky are running out of stock.

^^hexcuse me, who are you, seriously?

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=715448.msg8742221#msg8742221 date=1311019931] [/quote]introduce yourself, young man

@op
you've been chopped n skrewed. hehehe

you already know that.

^^Hey, missus. What's good

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=712528.msg8736324#msg8736324 date=1310941028]lmao you guys are cracking me up, although I wouldn't join the police even if I had the chance but is it that bad?

anyways expect questions like
1) what do you do when a taxi driver refuses to give you #20?
a) flog his ear with baton
b) take him to the station
c)seize his taxi
d) triple the charge

choose the option that answers the question best    [/quote]

^^mikuz, you care for some cigarettes?

**offers him a pack of Dorchester^TM cigarettes and a lighter**