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^^EL, I go shook office-pin enter ur yansh if u try me, mtchew

olawalebab:
na so you cheap reach? You fall my hand.

raise am up again now, shior!?

Yes na. Why not

do the "end of the month" thing come in 6 digits?

**clears throat**
**sips the Star^TM beer with straws**
bro Stud, who dey find ya trawble?

Studio, will you keep quiet before i expose you!

^^Hehehehe. .
This one na love from Tokyo

dinosquard:
Barman, jor give me 1 bottle of chilled gulder! Lips sealed

oga, na pay before ser[i]f[/i]ice oh

I have collected mine. I passed the Aptitude Test and was called up for the Interview on August 15.


[size=16pt]Please, what do they pay Graduate Trainees?[/size]

^^Lol

^^
@Mr Official
Look at your own signature. Is it 'live' or 'life'? Remove the log of wood in your own eye before thinking about removing a speck outta somebody's eye. Hypocritical unschooled quack whack tart fart like you _{**no offence**}

Check the DHL. That's what they (NNPC) used.

I was SMSed by DHL officials this morning to come and collect my NNPC Aptitude Test Result. I applied for Graduate Trainee position

^^Hehehehe. .


See as Jambites full ground like expectant mothers in Ante-natal ward

It is well sha, just believe.

^^yes, close the door while going out. No more free AWUFU foods for you. Irritantus homo-sapienza **no offence**
MtcheeeEw


[color=indigo][goes over to the bar kitchen and grabs a chewing stick tooth-pick [/color]

**grabs a plate of beer beans with 3 slices of bread**

**licks mouth and shouts out** pure water, please

**remembers I'm the bar-man and sighs**

**lifts up my pound of flesh arse and goes over to the fridge**

Efemena_xy:
^^ Really Jackpot - I am dissappointed

I thought you had more talent than this - but obviously not 

what's the theme of this thread anyway? d'you know? - I'll tell you, it's: insult anyone and everyone: boy, girl, man, woman, dog, etc. . .

there's nothing entertaining here - and you wonder why this painful thread is deserted?

I say painful 'cos we've got no other place to gossip / go off topic apart from this place and the thread's  been dragging on and on and on and on and on. . . .

check Idowu's first reply on this thread and her latest subsequent ones, you'll see she's after re[b]f[/b]enge. That here's full of insults, that's what she wants people to believe. But I know one thing. Na SHE go tire. Tell her to be a good girl and you'll see the results.
Gosh, I thought she promised not to comment here. Idowu is the cause, SIMPLE!

I need somebody to tickle me so that I can laugh at this mutinious whacky quacky disappointment El called a joke.

**hisses in Spanish**

Mtcheeee, eee, eeEw

Can someone help summarize that textbook for me?

El, sorry I have a busy schedule and I don't have time to read your wordy, confusing and humorless text-book of a joke. **no offence**

El Guapo: as you're pregnant for me now, all our friends touch your stomach and say "congrats". Right?

Idowuogbo: oh yes, what about that?

El Guapo: nothing, it's just that none of them come and touch my pen*s and say "good job".

Idowuogbo: hehehehehe



[color=indigo]Moral of the story: "hard work is never appreciated"[/color]

Id and El, two couple too crazyly in love. What God has joined together, let no boy, girl, pikin, man or woman put asunder

i don't even know who's falling head over heels for two of una. Cyber-fornicators **no offence**

Yes

GoodMuyis:
No we are good people

Do we all need arms ??

if you no need your own, cut am throway. As for me, I need my 2 arms and 2 hairy legs always

do you still wear pants? _{for boys}

Idowuogbo:
She looks around how sad!!!,no one visits dis cemetry anymore.
I best stop coming to drop flowers 2 so ,d'ghosts dat are running it presently dont harm me d'living.

your present state of grammatical usage (vocab-wise and punctuation-wise) is quite alarmingly pitiable and deplorable. . .I wonder

Efemena_xy:
boring stuff

boring girl

El Guapo:
Lolzzz

Cemetry Indeed!! Ok, who am I gon drop my Flower??

stop following d poor girl bumpa-2-bumpa to please her. wuman-lappa
*in low voice*
Propose to her, thats what's important to her right now. She needs you. It's a secret. Don't tell anybody

Idowuogbo:
She looks around how sad!!!,no one visits dis cemetry anymore.
I best stop coming to drop flowers 2 so ,d'ghosts dat are running it presently dont harm me d'living.

your present state of grammatical usage (vocab-wise and punctuation-wise) is quite alarmingly pitiable. . .I wonder

Efemena_xy:
boring stuff

boring girl

El Guapo:
Lolzzz

Cemetry Indeed!! Ok, who am I gon drop my Flower??

stop following d poor girl bumpa-2-bumpa to please her. wuman-lappa
*in low voice*
Propose to her, thats what's important to her right now. She needs you. It's a secret. Don't tell anybody

Dirichi:
i scored 274. i want to know if unn or unizik can grant me admission if i do a change of course and institution

oga, dem no tell you say UNIZIK no dey collect 2nd choice not to talk of changing institution?

I don't know about UNN.

For anybody scoring >200 that puts Unizik as first choice, congrats you've scaled the first hurdle.

my God, please, I need you most now. . .

Natasha,,:
okay, you are right, I never thought of that, I shouldn't panic My result will be out in Jesus name Amen 

me thinks you scored too much. . .maybe the best score ever. . .so they are still taking their time to release it. . .it will be out soon.

@SADDLER
are you a Hungarian? Nice to meet you. I'm a Nigerian

@BRIGHT
you heard d story of d missing child Idowuogbo. She must be somewhere now crying. Imagine d huge reward #500. Chinekem eh. .I don hammer be dat. Make these police people come sharp sharp to confirm she's the one. I go use d money change my wardrobe

Yes, but you asked the wrong question the right way. It should've been "Do you really think it's fun typing with you?"

am i rice right?

Natasha,,:
yes outside my tribe, country or race 

my yim isn't connecting. Somehow, we need to chat. Till then. I mixed missed you

Dresses table, picks up remote tunes d television, gets Channel O news by 9am. Headline is about a missing child by name Idowuogbo. Reward for helping locate the missing baby is #500. Yeparipa! I don hammer today today. Picks up my land-line GSM contemplating to call Detective Yinkalink Holmes. . .no. . .heard she is a trickster. . .she may not give me the lion share of the reward when the time calls. . .calling I.G.P. Ringim, who happens to be a former classmate of my father's in my father's former school

Idowu, I for your information, there's no time limit for a thread to be full else it be locked. No. There's nothing like that. If not, 99% of Nairaland threads would be locked by now.

Who're you to issue threads to our Mods that you'll open another?

So, I guess you should stop acting like a kid that you are and GROW UP.

^^^you are the joke here. Keep crying like a pikin whose mother has gone to market. Mtchew.