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virgin or no virgin, i won't marry any lady whose toto wide like a satellite receiver

dani1luv:
Jackpot are you now satisfied. . el guapo aint aving multiple id. . now what??

dani1luv:
Jackpot are you now satisfied. . el guapo aint aving multiple id. . now what??

have you by chance ever read the story, "who murdered Dele Giwa?"

^^yeah original seaside African sauce. Just for N2500 or you tender your Gucci palms as collateral!

In as much as we see other people mistakes, we try to learn from them.

For all you single guys, before you put a ring on it, reminisce

^^Fried bugs, periwinkles and Alomo bitters.

Element G:
cant they just ban dis guy and forget him

errr. .he's naughty quite alright but funny somehow

Mukina, pls help us to confirm this user. He has been denying since. Accused since up to a year now.

El Guapo = eldav = vicks = Mr Bones

multiple id's been used in deceit

^^It bothers you? Kiss my arse! *no offence*

I comment my reserve

dust-bin g-bag-boo

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what is this?

Big Vaggggiiiiinnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

^^nasty!

190:
pr[i]ic[/i]k

pussie

^^anything is possible oh. We've got a morph in him

dani1luv:
Yes u avnt used harsh tone yet, bt u ought nt 2hav opened ds thred, i av dcided nt2 lock ds, bt pls settle ds outside nl

there's nothing to settle really cos I don't have any biz with him.

Mind over matter.

Trending this day is Mangala fish with pop-corn

^^I'm very very sure about this

El Guapo = eldav

^^Wait my Mod, my tone isn't harsh yet.

Everybody has a story to tell about him and his unnecessary hating. He needs to be told.

horny4u:
Most gals who cook for boyfriend within the first 2 months na one chance they enter, 1st 3 months no cooking and no sex thats if you want a serious relationship , let him date you afterall once you guys are married na every night you and that kitchen, abeg if you cook or sleep for/with every man you date then you may as well have cooked for the world.
Pace yourself but if its a friends with benefit then , as you like it : no rules.

yep. i agree somehow.

But what about when she visits and I buy maybe noodles and eggs. Will she leave me to sweat in the kitchen while she cross her legs waiting in the dining?

Well as for me, before I marry any girl, she must have cooked for me. I can't conceive marrying a girl that doesn't know how to cook. She must be good all-round; beauty-wise, intelligent-wise, God-fearing, reserved, homely, etc

my 2 cents

^^check in the kitchen. She must be frying some snails hehehe

^^what about what happens at NL shouldn't be brought to facebook?

stay out of this, pls mai queen

That is what he said about me on facebook and it was to a lady that he told.

That is so NOT nice.

bright007:
**elguapo=eldav?*

the list is endless. . .

Studio CFR:
WHITE KIDS?

black IBO couple with white kids?

Who get the kids?
abi na NANNY job dem (IBO COUPLE) dey do abroad?

you mind him? Actually there was a time he put up those 'assumed' twins in his NL profile. We had a little skirmish long ago which I had already forgotten only for him to say such despising and backstabbing words against me.

^^mi lady, have you seen any punches yet?

I'm telling the guy to stop his to stop getting excited unnecessarily. Imagine, he went to Facebook gossiping with my name and saying all sorts of things even though he's the one that gave me his name to add him and I wasn't the one that requested it.

you stole it right? Cos I can remember selling it out to you. Well, I intended throwing it.

El Guapo = eldav.

Shyame on you for using multiple personalities in toasting a lady. Can't even believe you can act a stage fight between the two of your multiple usernames just to prove a point. Player indeed. SMH

El Guapo, this is what you gossiped with my name on Facebook, right?

Jackpot has got a childish xhurbberance, i seldom get pissed off at him, imagine he had the chance to see ma kids pic n he went all way to n.l to propagate they aint ma kids cos of the complexion, How silly! I recently took him off ma f.b frnds list, he aint worth my Hello

were you not the one that sent me an offline saying I should add you? Were you not the one that called for me  ban? Well I'm sick of people playing to the gallery.

Fine, you gave your name as Sam Guapo Santiago and asked me to search it on facebook and add you only for you to come up with this LAME thing? Do you think you matter to me? Haha, boy I'm so young, so well positioned and so so well to do, okay? Stop losing sleep over me. Sheeesh!

You don't matter, Now Swim

Chai, oga James you don finish me sotey my face don rumple lyk dat. .Ref, abeg Round 1 don finish, make I go drink Lucozade Boost!

cantell:
^^why you commot cloth for ya picture?
Abi heat dey worry you for that side?

he is a _{G in the A in the Y}

NPF in action.

James-dman:
*drops the matchet. . . Smilin 2 himself* diz dude doesn't knw i am a black-bet karate holder. *gets d gun outta Jackpot's hands wif jst one kick. . . . Picks up his heavy duty stick n hits Jackpot severally on d head. . . . . OMG, Jackpots gets disfigured afta receivin several blows*.

oh, you didn't tell me you were a retired police officer. Gosh, that club stick hurts.

*clenches my hidden fist, turns with a super-sonic speed to deliver a deadly blow to his teeth only to see James _{see pix below}* hehehe


*thinkin seriously* should I still deliver the blow?