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PoliticsRe: Let's Have Your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 2:26pm On Jun 16, 2011
@OAM4J
more deodorants to your armpits
for a good mod job. Always on ground, thou art cool
Foreign AffairsAl-qaeda Names Bin Laden’s Successor by jackpot(op): 2:20pm On Jun 16, 2011
[b]Al-Qaeda names Bin Laden’s
successor
76
June 16, 2011
News
Al-Qaeda has selected its longtime No. 2 to
succeed Osama bin Laden following last
month ’s U.S. commando raid that killed the
terror leader, according to a statement
posted Thursday on a web site affiliated
with the network.
Ayman al-Zawahri, who will turn 60 next
week, is the son of an upper middle class
Egyptian family of doctors and scholars.
His father was a pharmacology professor
at Cairo University ’s medical school and his
grandfather was the grand imam of Al-
Azhar University, a premier center of
religious study,
In the statement, al-Qaeda “announces that
Sheikh Dr Ayman al-Zawahiri, may God
guide him, assumed responsibility as the
group ’s amir”.
Al-Qaeda gave no details about the
selection process for bin Laden ’s successor
but said that it was the best tribute to the
memory of its “martyrs.”
Zawahiri is believed by some to have been
the “operational brains” behind the 9/11
attacks on the US.
He was Bin Laden’s deputy for years and
warned just over a week ago that Bin
Laden would continue to “terrify” the US
from beyond the grave.[/b]
Jokes EtcRe: An Open Apology To My Love by jackpot(f): 12:49pm On Jun 16, 2011
^^You wish.
Stop bleating, my friend. Concentr8 your energy towards making a better spouse. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Am Looking For My Old Guys by jackpot(f): 11:59am On Jun 16, 2011
^^stop stalking me, boy. i swear i dont need a gayy partner **no offence**

stop blackmailing me. You can't force me to be gayy like you
RomanceRe: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by jackpot(f): 11:47am On Jun 16, 2011
bknight:
grin grin grin
@ jackpot. U started guapo's problems, u hintd ms potato by your post tho nt your fault
@ guapo u didnt hv 2yap ms potato jst because your wife stepped in, who knws u may hv earned urself 2wives by nw.b man enuf nxt time,your wife ddnt even say anything n u started off -guilty conscience?
@ranosky u compounded dt dude's problems, let him off d hook a little so he can attempt 2make amends wit ms potato
@190 no contest, u hv your annita19 n more r waiting in line 4ur attention.u grin,they grin nice skills
@ms potato pls allow him sum air,u'r takin it too hard on him,dnt take it too personal.
Funny: loverboys, playboys, some on heat acting up. .hmmm i gues d luvstories continues
brother, my hands are clean. Its his sexual urge-nesses that caused his probs, NOT ME.

By these your conclusions, you will certainly make a very bad lawyer. **no offence**
RomanceRe: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by jackpot(f): 11:34am On Jun 16, 2011
Da Doctor:
NA WA FOR UNA O!, UNA JUST DEY DAY-DREAM, WAKE UP AND LOOK AROUND AND EMBRACE THE BEAUTIFUL LADIES ALL AROUND YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD NEEDING HELP AND ATTENTION!!!

NL, PEOPLE MAKING SOME SENSE, PSEUDO NAMES AND IDS, SO WHY UNA DEY TEAR UNA CLOTH NA!!!
needing help?

Can you just stop shouting for once and shut da furkk up **no offence**
Jokes EtcRe: Am Looking For My Old Guys by jackpot(f): 9:12am On Jun 16, 2011
^^You just posted incomplete phrases. Sorry, I couldn't understand you.
**no offence**
RomanceRe: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by jackpot(f): 7:02am On Jun 16, 2011
anon.:
[color=indigo][size=20pt]All because of wetin dey inside skirt of Ms. POTATO. tongue tongue tongue

El Guapo, I know say if Ms. YAM or Ms. CASSAVA show face, you go still fall for the temptation. Lol  cheesy cheesy cheesy [/size]
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laughing my silly arse off grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: An Open Apology To My Love by jackpot(f): 6:54am On Jun 16, 2011
Ms. Potato:
^^^ No mind that two face slowpoke El Guapo Elnino Mumu of a thing.

That guy dey start fuck1ng with female dogs from age 3. I no blame him.  undecided

A lunatic will only flirt around when he doesnt see his wife wround and when his wife is around, than he will call people names like Orobo and lepa shandi and wowo and maga and so on. He needs deliverance . Thunder dey fire his yansh!
finally, Ms Potato don blaster El Guapo's yansh grin
Jokes EtcRe: An Open Apology To My Love by jackpot(f): 6:52am On Jun 16, 2011
Idowuogbo:
na u dey find trouble o , i trust badosky jnr 3
she go open yansh give u make u smell lool
my swags too much for her na. I'm da CAT. You don forget my m games ni? Nah. She nefa reach for us to compare size of tampons wink
RomanceRe: Who Do U Have A Crush On In Nairaland? by jackpot(f): 6:40am On Jun 16, 2011
Ms. Potato:
^^^ No mind that two face slowpoke El Guapo Elnino Mumu of a thing.

That guy dey start fuck1ng with female dogs from age 3. I no blame him. undecided

A lunatic will only flirt around when he doesnt see his wife wround and when his wife is around, than he will call people names like Orobo and lepa shandi and wowo and maga and so on. He needs deliverance . Thunder dey fire his yansh!
chai! See finishing. If na me dem yab like this, even if na boxers i wear, i go carry am go revenge grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:31am On Jun 16, 2011
Serves him/her grin a plate of parboiled fried fish. cheesy

Excuses moi customer, whats the name of the drink again? Satze, skirt-and-blouse? huh
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:45pm On Jun 15, 2011
^^just look at your grammer and punctuations: no capitalization of first letter of da first word, scarce comma, no full-stop tongue tongue

i pity your primary school students wey dey shout Aunty! Aunty! Aunty! whenever they see you. Tisha tish me nonsence. tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:56pm On Jun 15, 2011
@Bright target her left leg. Shoot her there while I am aiming for her right leg! cheesy grin
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:53pm On Jun 15, 2011
Idowuogbo:
na wah o , boring threadddd
its obvious na my swagga dey ginger this thread , if i no dey d tin jus b like cemetery
i wonder why you enjoy mis-yarning like this.

So, you think you can just come from little vacation and talk rubbish?
PoliticsRe: Traders Want Peter Obi For 3rd Term by jackpot(f): 7:11pm On Jun 15, 2011
Peter Obi is the best governor Anambra State has had since its creation. ANIDS is the machinery. . .
Jokes EtcRe: An Open Apology To My Love by jackpot(f): 7:05pm On Jun 15, 2011
[color=indigo][size=20pt]All because of wetin dey inside skirt of Ms. POTATO. tongue tongue tongue

El Guapo, I know say if Ms. YAM or Ms. CASSAVA show face, you go still fall for the temptation. Lol  cheesy cheesy cheesy [/size]
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Jokes EtcRe: An Open Apology To My Love by jackpot(f): 7:01pm On Jun 15, 2011
[color=indigo][size=20pt]All because of wetin dey inside skirt of Ms. POTATO. tongue tongue tongue

I know say if Ms. YAM or Ms. CASSAVA show face, you go still fall for the temptation. Lol cheesy cheesy cheesy [/size]
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Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:51pm On Jun 15, 2011
^^you don't mean it? Well I cool pass A/C cool cool cool

@bright
nice reply to dat bus-conductor always looking for awufu things. I call it good riddance to bad rubbish cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Pls Don't Laff by jackpot(f): 6:04am On Jun 15, 2011
talk about adding insult to injury cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: How Many F by jackpot(f): 5:57am On Jun 15, 2011
I almost swear its 4 at first, but now I know better. Lolz
PoliticsRe: Traders Want Peter Obi For 3rd Term by jackpot(f): 5:51am On Jun 15, 2011
^^me too, I can't believe you are from ANAMBRA!
SportsRe: Wenger Bid £4m For Peter Odemwingie by jackpot(f): 5:49am On Jun 15, 2011
hmm
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Lady/guy With A Very Poor Command Of The English Language? by jackpot(f): 5:41am On Jun 15, 2011
^^too wordy and ambiguous. sorry, I can't understand your pamphlet. **no offence**
Jokes EtcRe: An Open Apology To My Love by jackpot(f): 5:32am On Jun 15, 2011
^^you meant he is a disgrace to boyhood? huh cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 1:51am On Jun 15, 2011
@cousin

go kiss your wifey cheesy grin

@chi-baby
wats gwan? am doin gr8 cool
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 11:07pm On Jun 14, 2011
you coming from da mechanic? huh wink cheesy
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Lady/guy With A Very Poor Command Of The English Language? by jackpot(f): 10:15pm On Jun 14, 2011
Not an option
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 9:15pm On Jun 14, 2011
Yes oh. [b]Money[/b]ca is coming this week to my bunk. She told me so.

do you smoke?
Jokes EtcRe: An Open Apology To My Love by jackpot(f): 8:52pm On Jun 14, 2011
^^See what I mean by coldness. your replies are stinking cold, mehn!
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:44pm On Jun 14, 2011
yinkalink:
thank God u know, who's ever heard of an off-topic bar where d only tin u can get is rants n abuse from a misguided idealist whose doesnt c beyond d bridge of his nose.
aw u wan sell?
u no even get goods
just quotin u n xplaini wat u meant in detail
start using colgate for ya teeth, abeg. See mouth odour. Mtchew angry
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:32pm On Jun 14, 2011
dammizz:
D previous post was meant 4 d stagnate businessman up there
see the kind of English you are speaking. If them ask you to describe yourself na, you go say you be graduate. Nonsensical arrant mis-guided whack fart like you. Mtchew

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