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Jokes EtcRe: When You're Writing Jamb For The 5th Time by jackpot(f): 7:25pm On Aug 12, 2015
EPIC fail!!!
You should've at least used an older person.
LiteratureRe: CASSANDRA >:( by jackpot(f): 2:17am On Aug 08, 2015
FTC
TravelRe: Daylight Corruption In Immigration Office, Ibadan by jackpot(f): 9:46am On Aug 06, 2015
It is not fair that the guy collected such amount from you and asked you to come in 3 days time. He duped you!

It would have been better if he helped you secure the P that same day.
EducationRe: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by jackpot(f): 9:33am On Aug 06, 2015
milychocs:
Whoa
cry
Don't get too excited, sis. He didn't take that route again. lipsrsealed
HealthRe: 10 Surprising Facts About Breasts You May Have Missed by jackpot(f): 3:39pm On Aug 05, 2015
mayorkyzo:
The reason for #6 is cos most men are right handed and tend to press the left boobs more grin....
BTW just noticed I was FTC...yipppeeeee.. grin
I am tempted to concur with this assertion.
BusinessRe: Your Dormant Bank Account Could Put You In Trouble by jackpot(f): 3:32pm On Aug 05, 2015
Same thing is happening with me. I left N6200 in my Ecobank account since 2013. I havent done any transaction since, but every month end, i notice that they deduct N100 on the account. Now, the remaining balance is N4900.
Maybe I should go and withdraw as much as possible and close the account.
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 10:18am On Aug 05, 2015
jackpot:
please, help me out.


2. Consider the hyperbola 4x^2-4x-y^2+6y+28=0. Obtain
i. Eccentricity
ii. Foci
iii. Vertex
iv. Centre
v. The Length of it's semi-latus rectum
vi. It's asymptotes.[/b]

tags: agentofchange1, dejt4u, Laplacian, Antoinne, Karmanaut, doubleDx, etc
RomanceRe: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by jackpot(f): 2:04am On Aug 05, 2015
Nokio1:
Her NYSC CERT b like: Objects in pu**y may appear closer than they really are!
**throws up**
RomanceRe: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by jackpot(f): 2:01am On Aug 05, 2015
Cutehector:
Misspicy, so u are sayin, u hav touched urself at one point in ur life ryt? grin
happy trolling cheesy
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 6:11pm On Aug 04, 2015
Laplacian:
if f(x)-f(-x)=-1/x then f(x) can neither be an even function nor have an even part, otherwise we have f(-x)=f(x) or f(x)-f(-x)=0, plug into d given eqn we have 0=-1/x, takin inverse makes x undefined. If f(x) is odd then f(-x)=-f(x), hence 2f(x)=f(x)-f(-x)=-1/x
Well, unlike integers that are either even or odd, a function may be neither even nor odd, eg h(x)=sin x-cos x, x+x2.
Also, functions may have non-integral exponent, eg h(x)= xe=x2.718281828. . . or p(x)= £ x, where £ is the Gamma function or q(x)=x2/7.

Now, my question is: how are we sure that there are no neither-even-nor-odd functions f satisfying the equation:
f(x)-f(-x)= -1/x ?


tags: Laplacian, agentofchange1, Laplacian wink , agentofchange1, doubleDx, Antoinne, dejt4u, AlphaMaximus, Laplacian grin etc
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 6:01pm On Aug 04, 2015
Laplacian:
let kn=e2#ni/5, n=1,...,5 where # is pi
then,
1/(s^5+a^5)=product1/(s-akn)....resolve using partial fraction, cover-up rule (all factors are distinct) e.t.c
Now, this is what I call a sexy solution. Introduce i but make the solution look compact. Unlike the other solution that is complex upon complex with all the known operations (imaginary, plus, minus, division, multiplication, square root, so many lines cheesy , etc) in mathematics coming in a single solution.

Well done Sir
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f):
Please help me out

Solve the functional equations below for f(x) and g(x) respectively:

1. f(x)-f(-x)= - 1/x


2. g(x)-g(-x)=-1/x, given that g is odd.





tags: agentofchange1, dejt4u, STENON, AmazingAngel, Antoinne, Laplacian, Karmanaut, doubleDx, etc
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 6:01am On Aug 04, 2015
please, help me out.
1. Consider the parabola: x=(3-2y)(4y+3). Obtain i. Directrix equation ii. Focus iii. Vertex iv. Length of it's latus-rectum


2. Consider the hyperbola 4x^2-4x-y^2+6y+28=0. Obtain i. Eccentricity ii. Foci iii. Vertex iv. Centre v. The Length of it's semi-latus rectum vi. It's asymptotes.

tags: agentofchange1, dejt4u, Laplacian, Antoinne, Karmanaut, doubleDx, etc
EducationRe: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by jackpot(f): 10:52pm On Aug 03, 2015
ikbnice:
u ar right abt the latter
I like your sincerity.
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 10:52pm On Aug 03, 2015
agentofchange1:
considering the denominator
s^5 +a^5
in general
xn + yn
=(x+y) £ yk* x(n-1-k) for k=0,1 2, . . . ,(n-1)
where £ = sigma (summation)
does that ring a bell?. I know say you na Prof.
**in a kid's voice**
Broda, finish it
EducationRe: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by jackpot(f): 10:34pm On Aug 02, 2015
ikbnice:
i av been tinkin of creatin a thread on him bt thank God he finally decided to live.
I'm skeptic that you wanted to create the thread not because that you're care (why should you?), but probably you wanted to be the first ''journalist'' to break the news! angry
RomanceRe: Perverts In The Church? (my Experience). by jackpot(f): 10:08pm On Aug 02, 2015
misspicy:
Oh,am sure u must have felt disgusted like I did.
I couldnt even wait for the service to be over b4 I left.

Do I report him?
Your mind wasnt in the church. TBH, you were unconsciously sick and tired of the service. You were just looking for an excuse to go home.

The brother that touched you, is he God that you came to worship?
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 9:46pm On Aug 02, 2015
Laplacian:
ur method luks pretty, but d link didnt giv me d result...does it have name so i can google?
Try copy and paste everything in the link into the browser. Note that some words in the link weren't hyperlinked.
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 9:43pm On Aug 02, 2015
Karmanaut:
Better- it's WolframAlpha.
Source: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Find+the+inverse+laplace+transform+of+1%2F%28s%5E5%2Ba%5E5%29&x=7&y=11
do you trust that long answer? Lol. Even imaginary number entered into the result.
EducationRe: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by jackpot(f): 7:08am On Aug 02, 2015
ikbnice:
pls, is the OP dead already? I couldnt find the news in the dailies.
meanie. Well, sorry to burst your bubbles. I checked his profile and it reads ''Last seen: 8:36pm On Aug 01''


I guess our friend fellowbeing is making use of his head after all. *happy*
Jokes EtcWhen Your President Is A Dullard. Laff It Out!!! by jackpot(op): 7:02am On Aug 02, 2015
Our president sincerely wants to move our country forward. He met with the Queen of England and inquired, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me? I want to move my country forward."
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
He frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to solve an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "David Cameron needed here, please. "
David Cameron was there in a moment.
The Queen smiled and addressed her prime minister: "Answer this riddle, David. Your parents have a son, who happens not to be your brother, but he is the brother of all your siblings. Who would be he?" Without a pause David Cameron answered, "That would be me."
"Absolutely correct," replied the Queen. "Thanks."
She turned to our president, "That proves him truly intelligent."
Our president returned home to give our Vice President the same test.
PRESIDENT: "Answer this riddle. Your parents have a son, who happens not to be your brother, but he is the brother of all your siblings. Who would he be?"
VICE PRESIDENT: "I'm not sure. Let me get back to you in a week time."
The vice president asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, he ran into Justice Idris Kutigi and asked him the riddle.
Kutigi replied sharply, "That's easy. It's I!" The VP smiled his thanks and went back to deliver to Mr. President.
VP: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle now. It's Idris Kutigi!
The President became enraged at the answer and retorted, "I have seen that I am working with an unpatriotic fool. No wonder our country isn't moving forward. The answer is David Cameron!"
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 6:52am On Aug 02, 2015
Laplacian:
Am having trouble with an example in; Advanced Engineering Mathematics, K.A stroud: page 759, example 2; i understand their method but on applying a different method (which looks logical), am getting a different answer (dS=5dxdy). So, using any other method apart from the one provided, find the element of Area dS on the triangle. See fig. Below
tags; jackpot, agentofchange1, doubleDx, dejt4u, Alphamaximus, jaryeh
Take f(x,y,z)=2x+2y+z-2=0.

dS= sqrt[(fx)2+(fy)2+1]dxdy=sqrt[4+4+1]dxdy=sqrt[9]dxdy=3dxdy.



Formula reference: www.math.lsa.umich.edu/~glarose/classes/calcIII/web/16_6/
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 6:38am On Aug 02, 2015
[quote author=Karmanaut post=36509667][/quote]The details in the pix isn't complete. Please, resnap or cite.
Is that Advanced Engine Maths by H.K. Dass?
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 6:38am On Aug 02, 2015
[quote author=Karmanaut post=36509667][/quote]The details in the pix isn't complete. Please, resnap or cite.
Is that Advanced Engine Maths by H.K. Dass?
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 8:39pm On Aug 01, 2015
Find the inverse laplace transform of 1/(s^5+a^5)
tags: Laplacian, agentofchange1, doubleDx, dejt4u, Alphamaximus, jaryeh
FamilyRe: How To Divulge Your Weaknesses Or Dark Side/Past To Your Partner. by jackpot(f): 5:43am On Aug 01, 2015
MizMyColi:
@All
I have modified the heading now.
Looks like the major issue stemmed from the heading for this thread.
Hopefully, everyone can understand now.
not yet. Reading the message, I felt like I'm walking in a maze. In fact, the message was a maze and I can't help it being mazed.

If most people keep saying the same thing, then something may be wrong after all. Think abourrit.

Sorry for being blunt.
FamilyRe: How To Divulge Your Weaknesses Or Dark Side/Past To Your Partner. by jackpot(f): 5:37am On Aug 01, 2015
The message in the thread wasn't fully developed. It ended abruptly. Only thing I subconsciously got there is knowing when to reveal a past.
EducationRe: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by jackpot(f): 5:21am On Aug 01, 2015
Okwoseh:
CAN SOMEBODY REWRITE CARRY OVER COURSE AFTER TEN YEARS OF GRADUATION?HAD ONE CARRY OVER 1ST SEM EXAM 2005 BEFOR I TRAVELLED OUT
Have you graduated? Or your set (without you) graduated?

I'm confused because nothing concerns a graduate with rewriting a carry-over.
EducationRe: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by jackpot(f): 5:19am On Aug 01, 2015
oyetpel:
Mayb he's busy with some other things.
Am currently in fellowbeing shoe, too many carry over courses, very low grade...but am not planning 2 kill myself.
Since i know without aving degree, then there is no looking for job for me. Am currently trying my hands on some ideas to set out as an entrepreneur nd get my own job, earn my own money, get a family and have a good life. Cos i dont understand wats going wit my acada again. My problem now is my parents, they dont know about my problems, their thinking is i will graduate nd serve dis year, i just hope God give me d wisdom nd strength as am going tru dis dilemma.
Just always think abt how i av wasted 5yrs in schl.........
No Suicide tho.....
maybe you didn't choose the right course. Think.
EducationRe: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by jackpot(f): 10:03am On Jul 31, 2015
milychocs:
@ fellowbeing
sending you warm thoughts from here
...please live, okay?

I hope you are all right?
Bless, and HUG
sad thing is that he might have taken his own life. Remember it is now past Wednesday. He hasn't logged on too! shocked
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 9:52am On Jul 31, 2015
well done, Antoinne. You are good!
EducationRe: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by jackpot(f): 1:27pm On Jul 30, 2015
Hope our friend and Nairalander fellowbeing is still alive. From his profile, the last time he logged on is on Wednesday 29th July, 2015 by 10:48am.


Fellowbeing, hope you haven't killed yourself on Wednesday as you said? Pls, log on :'[

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