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EPIC fail!!! You should've at least used an older person. |
FTC |
It is not fair that the guy collected such amount from you and asked you to come in 3 days time. He duped you! It would have been better if he helped you secure the P that same day. |
milychocs:Don't get too excited, sis. He didn't take that route again. ![]() |
mayorkyzo:I am tempted to concur with this assertion. |
Same thing is happening with me. I left N6200 in my Ecobank account since 2013. I havent done any transaction since, but every month end, i notice that they deduct N100 on the account. Now, the remaining balance is N4900. Maybe I should go and withdraw as much as possible and close the account. |
jackpot: |
Nokio1:**throws up** |
Cutehector:happy trolling ![]() |
Laplacian:Well, unlike integers that are either even or odd, a function may be neither even nor odd, eg h(x)=sin x-cos x, x+x2. Also, functions may have non-integral exponent, eg h(x)= xe=x2.718281828. . . or p(x)= £ x, where £ is the Gamma function or q(x)=x2/7. Now, my question is: how are we sure that there are no neither-even-nor-odd functions f satisfying the equation: f(x)-f(-x)= -1/x ? tags: Laplacian, agentofchange1, Laplacian , agentofchange1, doubleDx, Antoinne, dejt4u, AlphaMaximus, Laplacian etc |
Laplacian:Now, this is what I call a sexy solution. Introduce i but make the solution look compact. Unlike the other solution that is complex upon complex with all the known operations (imaginary, plus, minus, division, multiplication, square root, so many lines , etc) in mathematics coming in a single solution.Well done Sir |
Please help me out Solve the functional equations below for f(x) and g(x) respectively: 1. f(x)-f(-x)= - 1/x 2. g(x)-g(-x)=-1/x, given that g is odd. tags: agentofchange1, dejt4u, STENON, AmazingAngel, Antoinne, Laplacian, Karmanaut, doubleDx, etc |
please, help me out. 1. Consider the parabola: x=(3-2y)(4y+3). Obtain i. Directrix equation ii. Focus iii. Vertex iv. Length of it's latus-rectum 2. Consider the hyperbola 4x^2-4x-y^2+6y+28=0. Obtain i. Eccentricity ii. Foci iii. Vertex iv. Centre v. The Length of it's semi-latus rectum vi. It's asymptotes. tags: agentofchange1, dejt4u, Laplacian, Antoinne, Karmanaut, doubleDx, etc |
ikbnice:I like your sincerity. |
agentofchange1:**in a kid's voice** Broda, finish it |
ikbnice:I'm skeptic that you wanted to create the thread not because that you're care (why should you?), but probably you wanted to be the first ''journalist'' to break the news! ![]() |
misspicy:Your mind wasnt in the church. TBH, you were unconsciously sick and tired of the service. You were just looking for an excuse to go home. The brother that touched you, is he God that you came to worship? |
Laplacian:Try copy and paste everything in the link into the browser. Note that some words in the link weren't hyperlinked. |
Karmanaut:do you trust that long answer? Lol. Even imaginary number entered into the result. |
ikbnice:meanie. Well, sorry to burst your bubbles. I checked his profile and it reads ''Last seen: 8:36pm On Aug 01'' I guess our friend fellowbeing is making use of his head after all. *happy* |
Our president sincerely wants to move our country forward. He met with the Queen of England and inquired, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me? I want to move my country forward." "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." He frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to solve an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "David Cameron needed here, please. " David Cameron was there in a moment. The Queen smiled and addressed her prime minister: "Answer this riddle, David. Your parents have a son, who happens not to be your brother, but he is the brother of all your siblings. Who would be he?" Without a pause David Cameron answered, "That would be me." "Absolutely correct," replied the Queen. "Thanks." She turned to our president, "That proves him truly intelligent." Our president returned home to give our Vice President the same test. PRESIDENT: "Answer this riddle. Your parents have a son, who happens not to be your brother, but he is the brother of all your siblings. Who would he be?" VICE PRESIDENT: "I'm not sure. Let me get back to you in a week time." The vice president asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, he ran into Justice Idris Kutigi and asked him the riddle. Kutigi replied sharply, "That's easy. It's I!" The VP smiled his thanks and went back to deliver to Mr. President. VP: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle now. It's Idris Kutigi! The President became enraged at the answer and retorted, "I have seen that I am working with an unpatriotic fool. No wonder our country isn't moving forward. The answer is David Cameron!" |
Laplacian:Take f(x,y,z)=2x+2y+z-2=0. dS= sqrt[(fx)2+(fy)2+1]dxdy=sqrt[4+4+1]dxdy=sqrt[9]dxdy=3dxdy. Formula reference: www.math.lsa.umich.edu/~glarose/classes/calcIII/web/16_6/ |
[quote author=Karmanaut post=36509667][/quote]The details in the pix isn't complete. Please, resnap or cite. Is that Advanced Engine Maths by H.K. Dass? |
[quote author=Karmanaut post=36509667][/quote]The details in the pix isn't complete. Please, resnap or cite. Is that Advanced Engine Maths by H.K. Dass? |
Find the inverse laplace transform of 1/(s^5+a^5) tags: Laplacian, agentofchange1, doubleDx, dejt4u, Alphamaximus, jaryeh |
MizMyColi:not yet. Reading the message, I felt like I'm walking in a maze. In fact, the message was a maze and I can't help it being mazed. If most people keep saying the same thing, then something may be wrong after all. Think abourrit. Sorry for being blunt. |
The message in the thread wasn't fully developed. It ended abruptly. Only thing I subconsciously got there is knowing when to reveal a past. |
Okwoseh:Have you graduated? Or your set (without you) graduated? I'm confused because nothing concerns a graduate with rewriting a carry-over. |
oyetpel:maybe you didn't choose the right course. Think. |
milychocs:sad thing is that he might have taken his own life. Remember it is now past Wednesday. He hasn't logged on too! |
well done, Antoinne. You are good! |
Hope our friend and Nairalander fellowbeing is still alive. From his profile, the last time he logged on is on Wednesday 29th July, 2015 by 10:48am. Fellowbeing, hope you haven't killed yourself on Wednesday as you said? Pls, log on :'[ |
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