₦airaland Forum

bingbagbo:

jashar:
Nope . I'm engaged to another wonderful guy.
My childhood friend and I have never been in a relationship. That's one of the cases I have that makes me know a guy and a girl can just be friends. No strings attached.

jashar:
mine is a dude I've known since my JSS days. We were never close in class but we were always polite to each other. I left the school in my SS class and I thought that was the end of our politeness .

Fast forward to part 2 in the Uni and this guy called me from abroad where he was schooling. How he got my number is still a mystery he doesn't want to reveal. Since 2008 till date he has never forgotten my birthday and I always forgot his.
We haven't seen each other in 10 years, yet when we chat, we flow like a river.
He's presently out of the Country but he'll always remain dear to moi.

Much love....dear friend.

antontech:
It may go to extra time but Nigeria will win

bingbagbo:

bingbagbo:

EfemenaXY:
[color=#FFFF00]Ten years on, and your jokes are just as dry as ever.

Where are your partners in crime - Jackpot and Bright007??[/color]

PunkyVeer:
I wonder what you told her in those "intimacy conversations" y'all had She's may be looking forward to some bada bing bada boom, only to be met by 26 years worth of dust & spiderwebs

Just tell her the truth & IF you plan on having sex with her on that day, better start practising, boyo. Grab a pillow & hump, hump, hump, yanno, just to get your strokes right

ideyhere:
No...**pushes bumbum up and catwalks right in front of him towards the door**

iamdotune:
Guyz thank you for liking my sun and my moon for no reason. Now i want u to like my monkey for no reason too

PunkyVeer:
What a prude! She's complaining about sex on the floor while others dip & do it in break-neck positions. I rechristen this hubby as Tom Screws:Missionary Impossible

Anyway, I thought marriage was for better or worse. Through thick & thin.

Bear with me, ups & downs , smiles & frowns
Share with me, fairytales I may believe

Michellla:
hehe maam how did you do the colour in your signature? please

GlorifiedTunde:
CHAI!!!

ENDLESS BEATING IN TEACHER'S STAFF ROOM.

WHY? I was abusing one of my teachers in the bus, not knowing Mrs. Oguntoyinbo (Biology Teacher) was at the back

I was yabbing him while other students were laughing

Immediately we got down from the bus at school gate, she said "O******* follow me!"

Na that time I know say I enter VOICEMAIL

grayht:
ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıl ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ sǝɯıʇǝɯos ..

Sabrwahaqqo:
It's grossly unnecessary to do that to her, she could be having your naked pics too through your huzby's fone, who knows?