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Folanky:
A single guy rape a lady ......................... I can neva believe this only if u were drugged, then I may hav a second thought abt it

7footre:
What im wondering is how he held you down, rub d juju you stay de look am rub an finish den proceed with d rape and you didnt bolt

Reasons for my doubts.

I don't believe he raped you. Simple and short. Rape is very difficult one on one, except well-planned and under threat of life.

Lalasticlala, do the needful. Front Page worthy

NEPABOY:
who are u calling a gal? durent?? lol!

omg, she's a guy?

StephanieEzeh:
and guys' boxers? Some guys don't change their boxers for weeks

you've been sniffin' 'em, babes?

idu1:
Beating around the bush is not my thing....

I can't date expired products you
no offence

idu1:
Am tall...


Will you date me?

na lyk DAT dem dey toast pesin for ya village?

idu1:
Na only women u dey follow?

I ain't a lesbo. I do tall guys

flywaterbo:
Hello my dear nairaland family world wide. Thank God for bringing us this far in 2015 and HE will take us far Higher. AMEN.
To whom it may concern:

*Straight to the point*
What would you do if you were in a situation were you had a client who so needed a house for sale after searching for quite sometime, he got nothing. *not mentioning any names* Realtor or no Realtor pls help me.

This supposed buyer need a 4bedroom semi detach house with 1room bq and had 35m for the house in an estate around chevron that's the area we could try searching for a terrace not duplex for that amount, at that amount but we couldn't secure it. I recalled my client wanted to sell his house off so he could commence other projects.

It was almost impossible if not after a week of constant calls and friendly discussions, the owner agreed. The privately developed house was been sold in lekky county estate, valued at 45m and after much he heeded after days of constant discussion on why he should sell at N35m.

Earlier, the buyer was happy and said ahh! Bro if you could secure and convince the owner to sell at N35m, I'd give you an additional 100k asides the 5percent. I didn't care about the promised additional 100k but my 5% commission which we already had undertook an agreement for effect of agency fee after House documents has been transferred.

This was in August 2015, Now his finance wasn't even transfer or direct but a supposed bank finance that was to take 3weeks, I had to convince the owner that buyer is a serious man. Meanwhile the owner was in the UK, doing distant convincing was another ball game entirely.

This has been a very annoying, stressful transaction that has really weighed and stressed me out for months, but I no shout. I can do all things through christ who strengthens me.

I had to be convincing the owner in the Uk that this man his serious and wants to buy, we were yet to hear from him since 2weeks after his offer for N35m was accepted. He said he was waiting for the bank to contact him with the ready funds, that they have opened the facility for him to buy the house that they would send their valuer to come and inspect the house. Now the story had changed after some of his bankers inspected and said a valuer would come for inspection. It was now a mortgage company handling the transaction. This now had turned to one month, owner was pissed that his giving this offer cheap and yet all this back and forth.

I was just in the middle of the tragic drama. The Buyer now sent a letter of exclusivity that the owner should remove the property off the market so he'd be convinced that as he has paid the bank to facilitate the transaction to buy the house and doesn't want the money to hang that he'd lost it because it wouldn't be refundable if he sells the house. The period that was to last was for another 2weeks.

I adviced him to drop money to commit some funds to owner so he'd believe he is serious, he told me he doesn't have that bank is financing I should just be talking to the owner and convincing on his behalf.

The owner was unhappy with me because he had been stressed with documents here and there yet no head and no tale and no commitment from buyer after 2months, He trusted my judgement and believed I knew what I was doing, how can in the 3rd month your buyer hasn't come through, even to commonly drop 500k to commit he can't. Before buyer put pen to paper was something else.

I still cajoled and professionally lead the owner on to know he is very interested. I had met the mortgage bankers and I inquired from them and they say *we are on it* they had been on it for months.

Even going to the head office to get documents which wasn't my business, as owner accepted 35m that's were my business crosses.
Basically, i was in the heat for 3 and a half months but didn't complain but I have to. Fast forward to yesterday : 10/11/2015 they exchanged documentation and the house key and buyer is saying the light connection, house transfer documents cost him like additional N4m and an Outstanding management fees on the house from year 2013- year 2015 and he paid that yesterday.

After handed documents I asked for my cheque because in the morning he told me that he'd sign Me a cheque because exchange, I asked for my change. He said change of plans that he used that money to pay for those fees and till tomorrow(today 12/11/2015) he call me for my cheque.

Last night(11.11.15) the buyer mailed a new agreement and said the old agreement is cancelled because I told him only after the transaction had started that there were extra charges.

That he'd pay 700k and that's after convictions.
I am a family man and have my own responsibilities, 3months took a lot.
I still have my agreement dated on 24/08/2015 that he acknowledged paying me 5% commission as soon as transfer of document has occurred.

My Brothers and sisters, if you were in my shoes and someone is ripping you off from your hard, stressed earned funds.
At the end of year you were expecting to get of N1.750m but surprisingly telling you he will give 700k, he actually said 600k before, what would you do? Seriously need your opinions.

Please, what would you do if this was on you?

Please help push to frontpage. Moderator, lalasticla if you are there, assist a brother!

you are asking people wey never see such amount in a year sef. give me, I will collect and say Thank You join

Gofwane:
Lol. , , , reminds me of the one i promised to thrust only eleven times.

And i was like : one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ele, ele, ele, ele, ele, ele , , , the 'ven' came when i was shooting my se*men.

you are kworrupt!

Kingsley1000:
who the f u c k is that kenechi

na real ooo. see link https://mobile.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1618866888383294&id=100007799947392&set=a.1380068118929840.1073741826.100007799947392

mrsolutionm:
its amaechi,wow jackpot will u marry me?

Sorry, as I short so , I don't do short guys.

Durenttt:
are u for real

Yes, babes. Wondering what inspired your use of the moniker?

cheeketo:
that issue spoiled my whole day, i started the application today, and the process has been going on well until i get a regret message after i filled in my class, which is not available, so i picked the HND option. its so painful, cos i wasted my whole morning, wouldn't have bothered if i was told HND shouldn't apply.

babe, na PASS dem dash u for uni?

kennyman2000:
Hmmm.. Maybe you should talk to her to gain her confidence incase her salary is bigger than yours which could make you feel inferior if she tells you. Seek for her assurance first that if hers is bigger than yours, it wont cause misunderstanding btw you guys.

Incase you want to know how much she's worth; how much she's in her account. Get her phone secretly, get the code to buy airtime from her bank and use her phone to get the airtime. Her bank acct balance message will be sent after you must have gotten the airtime. Be smart about this. You'll know how much she's worth and may not need to bother about her salary amount anymore if need be.

Cheers.

evil genius!

Sheikwonder:
Prof. Njokanma??

That name literally means "Evil is Good"!!!
OMG!!!

I beg to differ.
Njobunma=Evil is good
Njokanma= "Evil is better than Good" or "Ugliness is better than Beauty"

Dsense:
Annwhite is my jewel.
I divorced Google long time ago.

it's googles and not Google

agentofchange1:
hey , buddy , howdy ?

fine. Hope you're good?

Durenttt:
Have heard dis up to 5times on nairaland.



* poos on thread, Jumps out of thread*

your name confuses me. Anytime I look at it, I think I am seeing Durex

agentofchange1:
see mathematicians abeg ..
greetings. all .

Hey agentofchange

MathsChic:
I like this.

elementary

Tallesty1:
I think the guy is scared that she might get angry one day while blowing him and bite of his Johnson.


She's got strong teeth y'know

lol. I feel that he called it quits because he fears the girl might embarrass him publicly again like that in the future.

Rapmoney:
MTN na thief!!! Sometimes, they send you messages that don't go to your inbox but appear on the screen of your phone. The moment you mistakenly press the 'Ok button', sorry bro, your 30 or 50 Naira dor go!!! . Orue!!!

I am a victim of that twice. MTN is a thievery network.

something tells me that this Kelechi senior that Chidiebere

Tallesty1:
Yea........... We can only touch the major causes because what is a tradition here can be a taboo there.


A guy once broke up with a girl for farting in his house.

a man once broke up with his fiancée because the lady (after unsuccessfully looking for cork-opener) decided to use her teeth to open the cork of the bottle drinks her parents served the guy's family. The guy never came back after that day!

AdaNri1:
This is not fat, this is morbidly obese. Her BMI will certainly prove it.
They better do something to her diet. All these too much carbs, fries and fizzy drink will certainly not help

what makes you think that all nairalanders know what your BMI mean? Keep the jargons away, nerd

Durentt:
Biitch, do u know wat u need dis morning?. A stick



find a stick nd put in btw ur legs and SHUTDDFVVKUP! Lord!! . Wat reasonable straight nigerian man wud date a cun.t like u, am somehow happy 4 u dat u found da love of ur life, at least u wont remain single all ur life Gosh *spits*

is it that time of the month again, gal?

PunkyVeer:
Awwwww. I don't know whether to hug you or punch you lol. It's all good my friend & I sincerely appreciate the good wishes. Candyrain is a good man & any girl would be fortunate to have him. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. I may just scoop him up after this

And no, I have no real life experience with Naija guys. I hope to one day though

look pals, Punkyveer just said something. somebody call us a policeman and a pastor. A policeman to handcuff them to some metalpost and keep them from running away and a pastor to wed them in matrimony.

This shall never be our portion in Jesus name, Amen

Karmanaut:
Easy.
Set tan(x) as sin(x)/cos(x)
So you'll rewrite the question as:
lim^x->π/2 sinx^cosx/cosx^cosx
Then you substitute π/2 for x.
Since sinx^cosx= 1^0 =1 and
Since cosx^cosx resolves to 0^0 which is mathematically undefined (0 or 1, depending on who you ask) substitute y for cosx.
So you have 0/y^y
Then using the exponential function the denominator becomes e^{lny^y}
which is e^y*lny
Since y = cos π/2 = 0
we have:
e⁰
which is 1.
So we have 1/1
= 1.
Done.

0/1=0 or 1/1=1?

hertz9te:
very strong..I had to buy current affairs cos of here,,,,,haba I think say I don hit Jackpot na

try it and watch me whoop your arse

my daughter's mother gave away the answer as you. Then, you are Theresa's daughter. So, Theresa is your mother.

Answer: You are a daughter to Theresa