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Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:56am On Apr 10, 2011
Yes. .errmm. .no

do you think dat is a Yes or No Question? cool
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:41am On Apr 10, 2011
^^see midget!

@RED ARSE

Well since u insist on me leaking d secret of ya low birth. .i must~

oh. . .i remember dat fateful night u were conceived. . .it was around 8:30pm. Yo mar-mar went back to return d blue movie she rented, when dat madman @ d street corner accosted her and started plugging and flogging her inside gutter. .she was moaning wit passion. .her eyes were filled with passion and crave for more. .
. .when you were born, she told u such stories dat u were popsy-less. .
. .well, here is d good news. .dat madman is still alive and picking rubbish @ Alaba Int'l.

And one final thing, don't be angry wit ya mar-mar for not telling you d home-truth. .
. .she's only saving you d trauma it'll cause you to find out!
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:48pm On Apr 09, 2011
MADAM RED ARSE Idowu

you may need a lubricator?

cos I bet you. . .after d action, my dog will dash you bow-leg from d heat of d action. . .

He is a pure-breed, has d raw power of a stallion. . .

you may thank me later~
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:38pm On Apr 09, 2011
[size=20pt]Idowu

make sure ya clean. . .now don't infect ma dog with those lices & maggot[/size].

you know i'm only tryin to do you a favor

At least you're sure of getting dat doggyy-style you've been craving for. wink

El Guapo, i hope you don't mind tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:31pm On Apr 09, 2011
El Guapo

na must say i go allow you do dat thing to me? Why u come resort to blackmail my "young moses"

left my boxers jor! wink

abi, you wan pieces my yansh? huh tongue cheesy grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:14pm On Apr 09, 2011
make sure you're clean underneath cos my staffs do bathe dat security dog 2 times daily.

So, are you in?

Well, startin price is 20k. But we can negotiate tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:05pm On Apr 09, 2011
Idowu

lest i forget. . .you must pay a little token before i let you romance my dog! tongue

you may watch his cute pix 4 free~

Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:57pm On Apr 09, 2011
Idowu

you dey menstruàte?

You dey 4 heat period?

Must I be d one to do d job?

Well sha, i will introduce u to my new Alsatian dog. His name is Bingo. .now he is a 12" boner

you like doggy-style?

Well, he won't disappoint cos he has dis appetite 4 "red arse"

i'm sure you guys will get along well

But i'll advice u to wear female comdom. . .
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 10:45pm On Apr 09, 2011
No. . .cos I feel d suspense. .surely d results will start trickling in tomorrow morning, but you know i have that "i-wanna-be-d-first-to-hear-it" attitude.

do you believe everything your eyes see? cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:38pm On Apr 09, 2011
errmm. . .by d way, Efe, our grand-papa dey find u make u buy am snuff wink grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:34pm On Apr 09, 2011
Efe,

nothin is taken personal. . .well i'm just enjoyin ma-self small sha wink

It's actually funny how she thought she'll top d "DIRT SHEET"

now, would I stop calling her "RED ARSE"

my answer is a simple NO!

Reason: she invented it
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:19pm On Apr 09, 2011
^^where dis aboki cattle rearer come from sef

abeg, carry ya cows commot from gov'ment roads.

I go jam ya goods ooo. . .:-/ tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 10:13pm On Apr 09, 2011
hell no! my peeps don invest heavily on me to compromise my life 4 anything.

Are you surfing d web now for election results? cool
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:08pm On Apr 09, 2011
El
commot ya hands for my JOHN-CENA boxers too. you wan dirty am?

my mummy said it's not good for boys to touch boys boxers wink tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:04pm On Apr 09, 2011
Efemena_xy:
Jackpot

seriously - this has to stop
then, all you need to do is hit the brake pedal LOL grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:59pm On Apr 09, 2011
Efe
she used d word "mad"

Read all my posts before dat. . I had tried hardly not to follow her diss. .i stopped @ red arse. . .now she has to see my fully. . .i swear

[color=#991199][size=20pt]Efe, hold me now ooo. .i go cause EARTHQUAKE for dis spa ooo[/size][/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:55pm On Apr 09, 2011
Efe
she used d word "mad"

Read all my posts before dat. . I had tried hardly not to follow her diss. .i stopped @ red arse. . .now she has to see my fully. . .i swear

[color=#991199][size=20pt]Efe, hold me now ooo. .i go cause EARTHQUAKE for dis spa ooo[/size][/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:41pm On Apr 09, 2011
bright007:
**COLOUR GREEN? Green is for health.Is dat place healthy?**
[size=16pt]dat place must be damn stinky. Some liquids oozing out maybe~

too many pests inside her bushy~

putrid, sordid, squalid. . .

you know how public toilet smells grin

RED ARSE IDOWU:
advice, always apply some insect-killers or pesticides in there before stepping out[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:36pm On Apr 09, 2011
bright007:
**COLOUR GREEN? Green is for health.Is dat place healthy?**
[size=16pt]dat place must be damn stinky. Some liquids oozing out maybe~

too many pests inside her bushy~

putrid, sordid, squalid. . .

you know how public toilet smells grin

RED ARSE IDOWU:
advice, always apply some insect-killers or pesticides in there before stepping out[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:34pm On Apr 09, 2011
yinkalink:
Can u leave al of your blue-riddenhuh ways alone? If u can,den,
huh huh huh
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:13pm On Apr 09, 2011
bright007:
Insert Quote


[size=20pt]it's obvious Madam Red Arse can't cage her true sexy raunchy personality. If you no monitor dis girl, one day she fit enta her church/mosque offer pastor/imam massage

*true talk my Nephew,She fit even wan offer massage to ANGELS if she see them*
. . .and she would expect them to ejacculate tongue tongue grin[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:09pm On Apr 09, 2011
bright007:
Posted by: jackpot
Insert Quote


[size=20pt]it's obvious Madam Red Arse can't cage her true sexy raunchy personality. If you no monitor dis girl, one day she fit enta her church/mosque offer pastor/imam massage

*true talk my Nephew,She fit even wan offer massage to ANGELS if she see them*
. . .and she would expect them to ejaculate tongue tongue grin[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:26pm On Apr 09, 2011

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Idowu Madam Red Arse in a Green pant, why u neva post a single joke thread in dis section?

Why you too like posting Sexy & profane immoral thoughts going inside ya raunchy mind all the time?

Try post one single joke. . .even if na half, we go manage tongue grin [/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 4:58pm On Apr 09, 2011
Beync:
Can I put a ring on your manliness?
Idowuogbo:
u may anyday bebe , jus call and i will b dere  grin grin grin grin grin
so Red Arse,
are you telling us you gat a manliness instead of a womanliness? grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 4:32pm On Apr 09, 2011
Idowuogbo:
jackshiiiit i swear to u , u will cross d line if u bring my parents into dis am warningggg u , i aint jokinnnnnn nowwwww
popsy rod can mean a lot of things

what if it's interpreted like this:

[size=20pt]. . .maybe na popsy spoon dey take feed u when u were born[/size]

Dang!! I'm awesome!!! tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 4:04pm On Apr 09, 2011
[size=20pt]
lest i forget. . .
El-Guapo thanks for exposing your madam Idowu's pant color to us Jokers tongue
[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 3:58pm On Apr 09, 2011
[size=20pt]
lest i forget. . .
El-Guapo thanks for exposing your madam Idowu's pant color to us Jokers tongue
[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 3:46pm On Apr 09, 2011
Idowuogbo:
[size=20pt]ewwh no , i dont wanna see his prick dangling only if its as long as dubai airlines[/size]
[size=24pt]WTF?![/size]

[size=20pt]Idowu, why is it dat ya thoughts are always immoral.

Others dey suck mama braest when they're born, but u. .maybe na popsy rod dem take feed u when u were born.

No wonder why u r always thinking about rod dangling & all bad bad sex-provocative thoughts.[/size]
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by jackpot(f): 3:33pm On Apr 09, 2011
No! I heard she gat a red arse. . .
I don't wanna see it either grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 3:26pm On Apr 09, 2011
Idowuogbo:
kai it pain am reach dat level .
"it dey pain u ga ga o , oba edumare ga ga o
it det pain jackshit welu welu o ga gaga , deaf donkeyy liv me d fuckkkk up alone
go and eat your faces if u bored biaaaatch, enough is enuf mehn , wereepe dey your brain
undecided undecided undecided undecided
why are you always spewin childish garbages?

All your posts seems like childish tantrums. Is dis what u mean dat u r "bad-mouth"? I thought u even know how to diss. Funnyless Diss-less creature tongue

[size=32pt]RED ARSE WOMAN wearing a GREEN PANT[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 2:13pm On Apr 09, 2011
El Guapo:
@Jacky, Er Ichie, whatta u doin here BTW? Your fellow red-capped men are busy voting Criminals into their constituencies and u're here looking for a chance to peep at Idowu's Green pants tongue cheesy grin
[size=24pt]El-GUAPO, are you saying Idowu's pants are green in color? huh tongue tongue cheesy[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:51pm On Apr 09, 2011
Idowuogbo:
hehehhe empty threats piss off baboon ,i no get time for amoebas
[size=20pt]lookin at ya post, i keep wonderin whether u r still in JSS_3[s](cos they're d ones dat see d word "amoeba" as a swear-word)[/s] or you're an old woman with a 14-year-old brain. .

i wonder why El-Guapo can't see d childishness in ya post.

Sooner, i'll sue El for child-abuse. . .
**SMH**
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