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Yes. .cool enough 4 my likin

have u wondered if "cool" is d opposite of "hot"? _{as in gals}

shout my name small.

abeg, na election period we dey

shakara4u:
. . .besides yinka used to have frnds, wetin happen?

u know i have used dat road before, lol

so d road na Trunk A, B or C?

**no offience**

^^na kai-kai (dry gin) you dey name-baptize like dis?

LMPO! (Laughing My Prick Off)

not a loff doctor o

do k-l sounds likeable?

errmm. . .Shaq, make i piss, i dey come

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] Lol @ Shaq n Jack

Er Jackpot sharrap! Wetin be making love?? Dem tell u our house get toilet or parsonage??

U just carry empty belly dey waka everywhere luking for food FOC

BOUNCER! >>> Come and throw Mr Jacky awol lol [/color]

just tell me where u can get one here~

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] You See, this is jxt why i dont like inviting pot-bollied Guys to a birthday!
Instead of singing merries, droping presents and hiting the C.D, u guys are done wiv the fried rice and are into gossip

Abeg Secede all of una rite now

BTW, wey ma love [/color]

we're making love~

help us close d door

yes. . .got u perfectly!

have u ever felt guilty of causing a break-up?

^^wow! enof bdayz 2 b celebr8d

my concern b say i neva chop cake 4 una head

kody-licky:
lol

shaks didnt know i was lost,
stud na studio. . . . .   your supposed enemy

@ jackpot
didnt know he was/is a bus conductor
dat explains some of his actions (no offience)

you sef don hijack one of his toutish slangs "no offience"

lol

got this in my mail

[color=#991199]
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of
men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole
Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their
head and women with their
heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my
girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
eventually says "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on
the planet dreads to
hear,
"You're just not in touch with my emotional
needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She
responded to my puzzled
look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I
am and not what I do for
you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of
work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went
shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around
with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She
couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She
wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry department where she
picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She
must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think
she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,
"That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from
all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I
think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
"No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs
as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And
just when she had this look like
she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't
you just love me for who I am
and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
[/color]

^^make we allowest them.

shey na only 2day?

koded lickin. .

There is this thread "Studio D Bus Conductor". . .

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-184072.0.html

There is this thread "Studio D Bus Conductor". . .

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-184072.0.html

^^complete d sentence

CFR is a legendary motor-park tout
**no ofience**

^^Your arguments are to be avoided. They're often vulgar and not convincing

There is hope in Jonathan

hear him. . .

"i am one of you. If i can make it, you can make it. . ."

Nigeria! Sai, Jonathan

^^Well, keep hoping

Yes

can you, now?

Studio CFR:
lol

jackpot u sound a bit jealous my brother.

Yes yinkaling is still young, but how u take know she never begin grow br.e, as, t. I no understand.

No ofience

**speaking in Studio's accent**
don't put words into my mouf, niggar

mtchew lol

not really. . .just after my team winning. Team Madridsta?

Have you ever felt like having ur EX back?

Wetin concern OND holder and NYSC

No. . .humour intended

do you think Tottenham can oust Real Madrid today?

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]@Jackpot, . . .Am obsessed bout her - are u jealous?? Oh lest i forget we dont have your fav meal here i.e White agidi wiv beans, so walk home [/color]

El, focus on getting obsessed wit every gal 4 dis fora. . .carry on bro, i ain't stoppin ya'

i go tell ya wife say u come here dey pursue all gals wey neva grow braests
**no ofience**

A man buys a lie detector
robot which slaps people who lie.
He decided 2 test
it at dinner

Dad: son, where were u today during
school hours?

Son: at school.

Robot slaps son!

Son: Ok I
lied i went to the movies

Dad: which 1?

Son: cartoon series.

Robot slaps son again!

Son: Ok, it was a day with
pornstarz

Dad: what?! When I was your age I didn't
kno what se[i]x[/i] was 

Robot slaps dad!

Mum: haha!
He is certainly your son.

Robot slaps mum

D1KeleVra:
e be like say your face dey itch for slap

wit dat your tiny wretched hands wey be like insect own? Lol

Maybe after d match, there'll be a lap of honour for Tottenham Hotspurs

Seeing how Inter came back in d match against Bayern, i'll think twice b4 betting against them.

Yes. . .though i can't undersit d quote. . .

Do you bedwet

Justcash:
[b]@Onlytruth; It is a shame that you are indulging in unnecessary self-pity. Who told you that APGA is a useless party?
Let me start by telling you that Igbos are naturally democratic. We don't believe in centralised politics as Yorubas do. That is the difference. An Igbo man cannot bow, be forced or deceived into voting just one man or party for any reason. This is a Historical fact. It is a pattern that will never change.
Historically, The Yorubas had Obas that controlled them religiously, socially and politically. This is why you see them easily queuing behind Tinubu (Who they perceive as their political head). Naturally, it is expected that they would queue behind ACN. Just as they bowed and supported the supremacy of their obas, they have a tendency of bowing for a party that can convince them that they are their leaders. divergence of views was overridden by the Obas pronouncements. It is totally not out of hand to see Yoruba folks worshipping Tinubu here. It is naturally in them. Nothing will change that. Ask yourself if you can worship any individual as an Igbo? Even Ojukwu had some intense oppositions that scuttled his dictatorial plans. That is the source of the word, "SABO" i.e Sabotage. As soon as you impose people on Igbos, they will protest, especially if we have the means to.
On the other hand, Igbos had council of chiefs who debated issues through very hot arguments and disagreements. Divergence of views was tolerated. Decisions were based on popular wish. How do you actually expect a particular political figure to control people with this political orientation? If we had the orientation of Hausas and Yorubas, APGA would be winning in all the Igbo states. The divergence of views and votes does not in any way reflect weakness. It reflects the popular choice of the people. How else could a supposed Yoruba party come to Igboland and flex their muscle if not for the people's belief in their candidate? If the scenario that is happening now in Anambra was happening in the west, the Party would have been voted over individual.
If the governorship election is free and fair, You will notice that the Igbo states will be won by candidates from different political parties. when that happens, Igbos will be rejoicing that we voted our preferred candidates, while Yorubas will be dancing that they voted for their party. Sullyvan Chime stands to win in Enugu, APGA stands to win in Imo, The ACN Candidate stands to win in Abia etc, does that mean that Igbos are silly? what is even the benefit of voting one party into power in a whole region if not to have a centralised political system? Does that system work for Igbos? No! It doesn't.
You must know your history to understand how things happen in your hometown and ethnic group.
Stop this your self pity. It makes me feel like you don't know your people.  [/b]

this is d best articulate post i've seen this month~

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