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shakara4u:
hey, i don't work in this spa


just brought my wife for a pedicure

want a guest list?talk to the owner

except you talking of the list of the naming ceremony of the kids

bright007:
@EL-EPHANT:mr classificator!!!I would not be taken aback if u had made much more idiotic comments all in an attempt to assail those admonishing your sexual immoralities which seem to have taken an ample of your mental awareness.
You called me a woman wrapper because you wanted to please your sexually-explicit accomplice;idowu.I would advice you take her to 8thstreetlatinas or bangboat where you guyz would b duely appreciated,where RED ARSE,dangling manliness,self service is the order of the day!
You called me junk,but it is axiomatic dat your habitual sexual lusts has invaded your entire being,so I will call u a HE-GOAT.We all know the he-goat can mate his mother,sister,niece,infact his world is built around sex just like u and your?
Idowu ah! u know her nau.
Talking about the babies,I hope they will not be HERMAPHRODITES;having both male $ female organs.***dat is for self-service like their father***

saddler:
Chai!wat a pity.Shey na Idowu b dis?
@jackpot;wetin happen nau,shey u want make she commit suicide!
@El:who add EPHANT 4 ya name!sorry ehn.But make u dey give us joke as u dey do am b4,u don change well well,e b like say Idowu don infest your medulla oblangata wif immorality.

El Guapo:
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He peed into the sample
bottle, as did his wife and
daughter.
Then he had the idea of
giving even more 'spice'
to the proceedings. He
added a few drops of
motor oil to the bottle and
finally had a self-service and put
a few drops of semen in
with it too.

El Guapo:

Derek played football with
his mates every Sunday
afternoon in the local park.
His right knee had been
giving him trouble for
some time, but recently
the pain had been even
worse than usual so he
decided to see the doctor.
When he arrived at the
surgery, the nurse told
him he could see the
doctor in 15 minutes but
first he would have to
give a urine sample. Derek
said that it seemed crazy
to give a urine sample to
help solve his knee
problem. However the
nurse insisted, so
eventually Derek
complied. A quarter of an
hour later he was ushered
in to see the doctor.
"So, that knee is giving
you trouble again, eh?"
said the doctor almost
immediately. "The nurse
must have told you then,"
said Derek, wondering
how the doctor knew.
"No. It was in your urine
analysis," the doctor
replied. "We've got a new
urology machine which
can diagnose every
physical condition with
complete accuracy."
Derek didn't believe a
word of it, but
nevertheless he agreed to
provide another urine
sample on a check-up
visit. A few days later,
Derek was sitting at the
kitchen table with his wife
and teenage daughter. He
was telling them about
this ridiculous machine,
when he decided to have
a little fun with the doctor.
He peed into the sample
bottle, as did his wife and
daughter.
Then he had the idea of
giving even more 'spice'
to the proceedings. He
added a few drops of
motor oil to the bottle and
finally had a self-service and put
a few drops of semen in
with it too. He returned to
the doctor's surgery,
shook the bottle and
handed it to the nurse.
This time the urine
analysis took half an hour.
Finally Derek was ushered
in to see the doctor. The
doctor looked at him and
said,
"I'm afraid I've got some
bad news for you. Your
daughter's pregnant, your
wife's got V .D., your
car's about to break down
and if you don't stop
wanking, that knee's
going to get even worse."

El Guapo:
This Jackpot u sure dey born u wella?? Huh
U sure say u no be premature, 3 months pikin that got cooked up in the incubertor just to be left wiv a half-done brain and intuitives
So all u could pick out frm ma questions for u was Saddler and bolding my typographical error?? All right this morning!
U're simply jobless, but wiv high hopes lets see how a pig custodian would look like.
silly Ibo imp! Na your type dey spoil ibo people name anywhere u go which amadioha wont resent in uprooting u frm the earth.
The Rod?? Amma ding it wella u know even if yo mum wants some, bring her in amma Bleep her anal, Eediot
Gudmorning hater, middle finger please

* Why i my even degrading ma worth to rant wiv dis kid?, time to adhere to ma Omolola's signature *

bright007:
Ahh!!jor ooo!!I don't think there is anything to settle,I don't have any grudge against u.as for jackpot matter,pls quote where I dis the guy $ don't just assume or think.
As per taking sides,I don't do dat,[b]I know wats wrong $ right $ take my stand.
I am not against anybody here,its just d attitude dats unacceptable like somebody wants to joke and he/she uses RED ARSE,Massage manliness,leaking rubbish and when u tell her to stop it,she takes u for an enemy.[/b]Are u a party to dat also?

Idowuogbo:
heheh na so , let dem carry on playin penalty dats wot i like to hear
meanwhile do u nid my services 2nite

El Guapo:
Lol @ Yinka's becky Yarns

@Brite, Chykason/Jackpot/Saddler

I used to get aligned wiv the general assumption that women are jobless and gossips, but some bleeper human boys in Nairaland just gave me a cause to disbelief that!
- Brite, your quotes, post n actions simply slots u in the woman wrapper cadre! your type of boys are simply beaten blue black by girls, controlled by wife [IF ANY], u're a nice antenna in ma opinion, a man of another's man word, so what do i call u?? Mr Junk

- Chykason, To be candid u're the most jobless mate i've eva mate in N.l!
your thread derailment landed a suspension to your 'Chykason' account, what do u do nxt? U opened up anoda account on 18th of this month just to continue wiv your stupidity. . . Who's Saddler? Stil u! A jobless manuoevaring jokeless human!
No one buys your ideas [jxt that woman wrapper called brite],so what do u do to voice your sh1Tz? u operate wiv anoda account

Do u have an idea how Efemena's 'Girls only' thread was ran??
Element's 'All jokers bar and later All jokers massage center' were all ran??
What do u know bout sexist jokes?? Are u sure u've really gon pass your adolescent age??
U aint an aid to sexist jokes huh??, then what the heck is in your profile pic??

Many Questions to answer Mr. . . Mind your biz in here, dont try to propagate dubious rules cos u aint Dani, u aint Ben, u aint Mukina neither are u Seun!