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El Guapo:
^ Efem! You're a kinda lady that El would probably find hard to stop thinking about - Am not toasting You o!
Its Just that your charisma beats ma imagination! No wonder u never for a day payed for your bloody mary & devil on horseback shots at ma bar, probably ma vision was concentrated at a booty that lacks no swinging features!
I dont know if am to say am falin for u or your Juju, seriously u need to tell me the one am falin for-lest ma soul will perish while in a delima!

[size=16pt]weirdo [/size]

El, you no dey hear word

YES. . .automatically

do you think this extension will make d election more prone to rigging?

El, stop tackling Efe with style now!

I still can't figure out why u prefer an arrogant&stubborn gal to a nice Efe~

Jeeeeeeeeeeez

Wetin concern spam-bot with passing spam-detection test ?

Wetin concern NOKIA 1100 with bluetooth?

Wetin concern SAGEM MY X1 with phone virus?

bright007:
@jackpot;You are right my brother!!
Emmmm, ok WETIN CONCERN STAIRCASE OR ELEVATOR WIF BUNGALOW

touché! nephew

Hoping my senatorial candidate wins~

what of old moses?
I get dat one & it's long 9mm inches

war?
Well i prefer calling it sarcastic jokes.
I try 2 bring in humor in what i post & i'm enjoyin it.

how body sha

Body dey inside cloth. . .
@efe
welcome back. I'm sure my nephew 007 missed u d most.

**ignores d red arse woman Idowu for now. . .**

efe, why u come travel u no tell bros J?

^^make i come work as a male-stripper 4 ya brothel spa?

WE LOST, WE LOST. WE K.I.S.S.I.N.G DID IT
Hehehehe

Yes. . .JACKPOT B.Sc, M.Sc, Ph.D, D.D, Th.D, ICTP, MNIM. . .

Have you cast your vote?

Taking a close look @ d word "retirement". Do mods retire?

ya'all know after retirement comes pension

He's thinking about roosters screwing each other. . .now that's perverted

Shakara4u in some action

fstranger3:
Y do u still roam around tryna to find a d-i-c-k to suck on NAIRALAND

Isnt that pathetic?

fstranger3:
Mamagee, I like your b-0-0b-i-es, can I have a quick suck?

Hi

Yes. . .i think

do you know a honest reply when you see one?

You don't commit sin knowingly & expect God to 4give you.

In my posts i try not to let my religion or tribe affect wat i post

d same advice i'll give to my lil' sister

**no offence**

Dani, can you help us move this unnecessary racist thread opened by Studio to Tribalism section or better still lock it

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-636507.0.html

[size=24pt]STUDIO, YOU ARE A MAAD MAN[/size]

I have been saying that dis guy called STUDIO is sick & too tribalistic

Studio, you're a big disappointment to me

Studio, carry ya ethnic-bigotry out of this Joke Section.

**OFFENCE INTENDED**

That's all we get from a perverted & immoral mind

screwing

dangling prick

busting condomz

El-GOAT, when you go repent?

Chai!

El Guapo:
. . .but the man follows well wiv ma seriousness, advices, [color=#991199]advances[/color] and also sense of humor!
Infact if em fck up. . .

so you dey make advances to ya fellow man?

[size=28pt]El-Guapo, you be gay? [/size]

Hamid O:
Warrido people?? Hope all of una week dey go well sha. ibó ni [b]I.d wa now, mó need massage o[b], gbogbo ara lon ro mi.

why u no enter market go buy electric massager?

why is Idowu's massage so important?

Madam Id dey romance u for other places?

Oh, i see. . .

Dani, you got me!
I'm seriously planning how to do sumborri and me sef don fall. .

what went on inside ma mind was "let dis mod job no enta our breast fumbla & dangling prick El-GOATo
hand.

seriously, i like mod job but i'm not after it. Ya dig?

El Guapo:
Lovely Mum told me Prior to ma appointment at El marca '' Son dont engage Urself in a war of wits with an unarmed man '' Jackpot try to understand that u aint ma class in anyway [size=20pt] please![/size]

ya!
I know you're an internationally-recognised famous pörn-star. . .

. . .married to Madam Idowu, d Sexuality Spa Sexiest Sexy Figure-8 Sweet-32 Red'ARSE hot mama

can anybody help me upload dat Idowu's Sexy pix?

bright007:
What!What is dis?Am I dreaming?Its like watching several episodes of a drama or watching different part of a movie originally done on VCD $ now having the opportunity of watching the it full on a DVD plate.JACKPOT,my NEPHEW were are you?
My eyes can't see this alone!!!

can you imagine d conconbility?
Can you imagine watching blue film for Silverbird Cinemas?

This sexually-immoral horror movie of El-Guapo busting condomz, dangling, tingling & flinging his 12" pawpaw-like prick shaft to grandmama's, self-servicing and releasing his black-colored thick pus-like spermatozoon must stop!

[size=24pt] Can someone remove all these SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT BLUE HORROR FILM casted by El-GuapoGOAT[/size]

dani, eject dat blue film disk please!

[size=24pt]Dani,
even you?

Why do you go do a remix of dat Unholy Union & Self-service prick dangling immoral act?[/size]

But thank God say no be you do am

na El-GOAT

EL, why do you commit all these atrocities in d presence of Dani,

now you're exposed more & more

dani, d son name suppose be Hamid.O so dat e go be like father like son

dani

no be only complains sef u dey chop? Dem born u born complains?

Collect 5 gbosa's for a good moderating

dani, u know whether Ben travel?