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PoliticsRe: Anambra Result Cancelled By INEC Over Irregularities by jackpot(f): 6:09am On Apr 13, 2011
Up Dora!

Dora should help us defeat dat rascal called Ngige. . .

Prof, you're our woman. What God has ordained 4 you, no amount of falsifiers and enemies shall take it from you. They will all fail woefully!
Jokes EtcRe: Happy Birthday To My Love Yinkalink by jackpot(f): 5:59am On Apr 13, 2011
[color=#991199]The thread title should've read "happy birthday, yinka". You shouldn't have personalized it by putting "my love, yinka" unless u're intent on turning it 2 a wooing thread

~anyways, just my opinion~





Happy Birthday Yinka, more laughing years ahead. . .lol grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Wait For Me by jackpot(f): 5:50am On Apr 13, 2011
Now, dis is my fav joke 4 d month~

@saddler, u've made my day

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 7:37pm On Apr 12, 2011
No. . .cos u have to answer yes or no to a no or yes question wink cheesy

do you think my answer is ambiguous?
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:31pm On Apr 12, 2011
Idowuogbo:
yincusss padi mi , u sef go legalise 2moro. so u min u wud b allowed to buy claro  grin grin grin grin grin grin
i will make 2moro special for u i promise to b good, we go collabo , which hairstyle u want na u no bday gal gats to look bons
so u know say u bad b4?

Na u take ya mouth talk am

no be everybody like to be associated with you.

What you're seeing from most people here na pity. . .

So try help urself small by casting out d sexual demon in you. . .

I'll help pray for ur lost soul
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:12pm On Apr 12, 2011
This thread is a phenomenal disgrace. Never in Nairaland had i seen such generally criticized thread. . .

All caused by [color=#991199]Idowu[/color].

MADAM RED ARSE, you're a national disgrace. . .

Smooching and sexually mind-polluted woman
PoliticsRe: Anambra Result Cancelled By INEC Over Irregularities by jackpot(f): 10:31am On Apr 12, 2011
Mr Anene is clearly a maad man.

Why resign and still go on to announce fake results?

Did he know someone else (Prof. Ebonine) has replaced him in d post?

INEC has cancelled d result and asked 4 a rerun.

IMO, d man should be arrested and quizzed by SSS for inciting unnecessary mayhem.

I'm sensing something fishy here~
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:22am On Apr 12, 2011
Idowuogbo:
yincus still dey form ni undecided undecided undecided


madam efe , so u wasnt actually bored wey me  don carry biro and jotter dey write big big grammar dey await my crown.u waisted my time and effort u blawwdy concorbility angry angry angry angry angry angry
Yinka, please come and help her attract XY CHROMOSOMES to her thread. She is running outta patience.

Rush now, b4 she declares u an enemy~
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:07am On Apr 12, 2011
Why would a man derive so much pleasure in posting sexually profane & socially mundane garbages?

:-( sad
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:05am On Apr 12, 2011
Why would a man derive so much pleasure in posting sexually profane & socially mundane garbages?

:-( sad
Jokes EtcRe: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 9:08am On Apr 12, 2011
She is greedy-die cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:57am On Apr 12, 2011
Mr El Guapo d knympho
Get it inside ya head.

I ain't bragging. I'm a young career guy who's been to a Uni 2 times. I'm sure u know wat dat means~

If u wanna know more about me, please ask 4 my fb page politely~

I know u can never beat dat. . .if i hear an educated guy talk i'll know. . .he stands up to defend wat he knows @ all times.

Now, get dat into ya silly brain~
Jokes EtcRe: No Way To Please A Woman by jackpot(f): 1:28am On Apr 12, 2011
So, you don leave JOKES to post ETC? sad
Jokes EtcRe: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by jackpot(f): 1:23am On Apr 12, 2011
~ A girl told her new boyfriend that she just graduated, the boyfriend asked, so what's next? NYSC right? She said NO, that course is too hard, there are too much calculations involved, Lolzz
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:59am On Apr 12, 2011
El Guapo

you don wash Idowu's pants finish. . .It remains ironing.

Bald-headed nympho


EL GOAT & RED ARSE
FYI, continuous and persistent on-net posting of sexually explicit craps doesn't make your real se[i]x[/i] life more gratifying


take note~
PoliticsRe: Anambra Result Cancelled By INEC Over Irregularities by jackpot(f): 12:32am On Apr 12, 2011
cantell:
Nobody bribed that man. I'm saying this because i saw what happened during akunyili/peter obi's campaign in Onitsha.
The traders in the market booed them and never gave them a chance to speak.
In one of their campaigns, they sang "Ezi na-aga n'ilo for Peter Obi"( A pig is passing by) when he was coming to the campaign arena.
How can they win in Anambra when virtually everyone hates the governor and his party members?
Prof. Akunyili is popular but not in any comparison with Ngige. Ngige is considered as one of the best governors Anambrarians would ever have.
So there's no way Akunyili can win Ngige in a free and fair election.
you're talking bullshyt. . .

I'm denouncing you jor! You're not from Onitsha. . .maybe an Aboki Shoemaker

the people dat disrupted d campaign were Onitsha Head-Bridge fake drug dealers dat Dora's NAFDAC took out of business. Any Onitsha resident knows dat.

Did Onitsha Main market traders allow Ngige campaign there? Answer is a capital NO!

APGA is the soul of Anambra State.
Mind you they've won

Onitsha North/ South federal constituency.
.Awka North/ South federal constituency. .and still counting

the two pride cities mind you. .

So stop misrepresenting Onitsha people here. . .
Jokes EtcRe: Wetin Concern by jackpot(f): 12:00am On Apr 12, 2011
Wetin concern Efemena with XY male chromosomes wink
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:56pm On Apr 11, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]
@Idowu, Thats my Gurl cheesy There's always a need for women to show some men who lacks manly virtue and tolerance how its been done, thumbs up for that wink
Now i expect u to leave the Dead to take care of itself, be your real self and prove the chagrinated pundits wrong wink
@Jackpot, Mr u dont have the right to question any activity in Nairaland cos u've got no stands in it, N.l existed and had it shows like that done here ran before your influx, now tell me have Mukina or Seun complained for the past 6yrs bout these? So who are u to question the rules?

[/color]
rants of a drunk fellow

my friend, i must say you're a disgrace to manhood.
Is this how you reason?
I'm totally disappointed at your level of reasonin and ignorance.
Bear this in mind: none of ya brainless and baseless deductions sounds sane to me.

No need answerin u sentence by sentence cos u completely goofed!

Next time think well before posting crap
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:08pm On Apr 11, 2011
El

better not defend dat biatch

i don't know d pleasure you people decide from posting sexual jokes

what is good is good. Things must change 4 d good

i don't know whether dis offtopic thread is where guys woo gals and post sexually humiliating stuffs.

El, can you tell me whether this place is a spa, a brothel, a saloon or a bar?

El, You and Idowu are just confused. If we have allowed d two of you, I know you would've been dangling by now

Smoochers, Kissers, Strippers and Danglers. . .that's all we got to see here

Jeeeeeeez! ;>(
Jokes EtcRe: Three O'clock by jackpot(f): 5:30pm On Apr 11, 2011
Why must dis gal nicknamed Idowu be d first to find ma trouble 4 every thread? :-/

I go slap her ooo

:-/
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:21pm On Apr 11, 2011
Hamid

who called u inside dis matter?

I go whooze you oo :-/ :-/ :-/

madam Red Arse chatted wit you on YIM and this is how u wanna help her? Is this how u plan to save her?

A fully grown old man like u wit something long in-between ya legs coming here to embarrass yaself.

Stoopid man
Respect yaself

small time you go tell ya people say some dude 4 nairaland insulted you.

[size=20pt]HAMID, BEWARE!!![/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by jackpot(f): 5:03pm On Apr 11, 2011
A man who makes casket was going 2 deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.
Trying not to be late, he put d coffin on his head n off he goes 2 his destination.

9ja Police saw him n wanted him to "roger". They stopped and challenged him, "come! Where u dey carry dat thing go?

He replied, "I no like d place where dem bury me. The place too quiet, e be like G.R.A. so I dey try relocate"

**omo! see as d policeman tear race>>>
Jokes EtcRe: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by jackpot(f): 3:25pm On Apr 11, 2011
Dikele

u don return from ya asylum? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Lay Your Complaints To The Moderators Of This Section Section Here by jackpot(f): 3:18pm On Apr 11, 2011
dani

thanks for !!!!!!!! dat silly tribalistic thread by unrepentant Studio
cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:53pm On Apr 11, 2011
[size=18pt]**Idowuogbo to El-Guapo**
darling, i loff u 4 beta 4 worse till Off-topic Spa do us part. . Bright-pot can't put us asunder

**El-Guapo to Idowuogbo**
[color=#0066ff]dearie, so nice of u 2 say dat. I promise 2 make u d mother of my unborn bastaards![/color][/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:34am On Apr 11, 2011
Who go like kiss dat ur crate of rusted teeth? grin grin

where's my lovely Red Arse Woman cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:06pm On Apr 10, 2011
Madam Red Arse is seriously lookin 4 backup!

Id, are u feeling inadequate? tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 9:59pm On Apr 10, 2011
Yes & No. . .it doesn't change anything

do you really think she needs help? wink cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Three O'clock by jackpot(f): 9:52pm On Apr 10, 2011
Shaq

did Idowu just think once he call El Guapo "my baby" dat he would join her gang-up?

This little impish gal is really acting funny cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:33pm On Apr 10, 2011
Idowu,
shame. . .you and who is begging?

Why are you begging for attention like dis?

I pity you ATTENTION SEEKER.

[size=20pt]BADOSKY is crying badly mehn[/size]

yarn rubbish again make i chop you lyk amala & ewedu tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:22pm On Apr 10, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] Er i tot the war is over undecided Mr Jackpot u don dey form Laurent Gbagbo, after appeasing Ya, u stil dey bomb shocked
Dont tempt me in bringing Pluto Jet fighters in here cheesy [/color]
i gat NATO stealth, tankers & trucks behind me.

El, i go cause big-time EARTHQUAKE for here. . .hold me ooo

i go throw IED for dis brothel ooo cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:07pm On Apr 10, 2011
Red Arse Woman Idowu

Upon say u don undergo brain transplant, you neva still reason say u no fit pass JACKPOT 4 diss?

Well sha, maybe u should check whether d 2 finger batteries powering ya brain has run short of electricity.

Who knows, maybe you need to recharge!

Lol grin

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