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Idowuogbo:
hehehhe empty threats piss off baboon ,i no get time for amoebas

[size=20pt]lookin at ya post, i keep wonderin whether u r still in JSS_3[s](cos they're d ones dat see d word "amoeba" as a swear-word)[/s] or you're an old woman with a 14-year-old brain. .

i wonder why El-Guapo can't see d childishness in ya post.

Sooner, i'll sue El for child-abuse. . .
**SMH**
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Idowuogbo:
hehehhe empty threats piss off baboon ,i no get time for amoebas

[size=20pt]lookin at ya post, i keep wonderin whether u r still in JSS_3[s](cos they're d ones dat see d word "amoeba" as a swear-word)[/s] or you're an old woman with a 14-year-old brain. .

i wonder why El-Guapo can't see d childishness in ya post.

Sooner, i'll sue El for child-abuse. . .
**SMH**
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@SEXIEST SEXY
You shall both play "VAN DAMN" when d night falls?

Who you dey try use small small slangs confuse?

[color=#333399]So, when d night falls & no-one is awake, you'll come here to start touching each others erogeneous zones?[/color]

Lets wait and see. .dis one na only land-slide. .[size=20pt]do those sexy immoral kinky acts 4 dis place and i bet you a 9.5 mag EARTHQUAKE[/size] happening here!!!

[s]and FYI i know how to diss badly, next time i see you try refer 2 anybody here as "monkey" i promise you in next 10pages, you'll hate us forever [/s]

yinkalink:
As 4 u 2(bryt n dzackport) *shakes head* very soon,i am goin to open a sense n sensibility fund thread 4 u. G'mornin sha

[size=16pt][color=#991199]. . .then u will open se[/i]x [i]n sexibility fund thread for our[/color] sweet-32 RED ARSE WOMAN IDOWU & her co-sinner EL-GUAPO[/size]

I N F W L (i nearly farted while laughing)

well sha, i told them to give u some respect. I mean. . .how will they eat d same food as his majesty El Dorado

bright007:
Hmmmm**, She wan start again.The virus is beginning to run out of patience*

it's obvious she can't cage her true sexy personality. If you no monitor dis girl, one day she fit enta her church/mosque offer pastor/imam massage

El Guapo has many boyfriends & girlfriends but only 1 womanfriend. .

Sweet-32 Madam Red Arse Idowu is El Guapo's one-&only womanfriend.

Now I use to wonder why El-GUAPO fantasizes a lot about her until i saw her pix. Mehn, can you see those killer waists?

No wonder Eldav says she is his Sexy Mistery Woman

IDOWU's pix is hottt. . .

El Guapo,

though dis ya l8st joke is a little bit funny, albeit too wordy, but d joke is still about sexx

now, where is dat funnyless [color=#990011]EL GUAPO's womanfriend Madam Red Arse[/color]

^^KUNBEE, abeg left him 2 enjoyed his new finded internet freedom

No. . .errmm. . .what of HALFishly

Don't u fink GoodMuyis is massacre[i]ing[/i] English?

neyshed:
Studio free mai guy El-Guapo jare, na watin he knw hw to du best

are you 4 real?

[color=deepblue]Is posting sexx and prick dangling for grandma what he knows how to do best?[/color]

[size=20pt]where is his sexual-joke-posting accomplice MADAM RED ARSE IDOWU?[[/size]

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] [b]Peeps am definitely busy with some craps, would be with you guys any year from today

looooooooooooooooool

Miss you all, esp YINKA [/b] [/color]

I BET SEXUALITY SECTION misses you most!

Studio CFR:
bros, why all your joke is about women and sex na?

Na wa o

[color=#991199][size=24pt]i wonder too.
That loff potion dat RED ARSE IDOWU gave him must be too potent.
Imagine turning a full-grown man to red arse-tapper[/size][/color]

Eldav, wetin Idowu dash u wey make u dey salute her like dis? You forgot say u r a responsible person?

You're just a disgrace to boyhood

you say she go rub her palms 4 ya body?

She go massage ya 'little junior'?

Is that a joke?

We don't want to self-service. Those are bad thoughts.

Can't you people make us laugh here?

[color=990099]SHAQ[/color]: i wanted to play basketball but it seems d ball is missing. What else do i play?

[color=#990099]STUDIO CFR[/color]: basket!

No. . .ermmm. . .

. . .do you think dat question is ambiguous?

Lol @ claimin territory.

You summarized our "sweet-32 red arse hot mama" well

day has legs?

first impression matters~

she gave me a bad first imp.

she's 2 jolos. .

. . .and do you think i take all d spa rumbles serious?

Instead i enjoy seeing u 2 sweat. . .lol

but if u ask me, i'll say
el=nice
id=not nice

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] Tanks for those 4 words [/color]

you mean 4 letters?

So d elevator turned d old lady to a 24-year old blonde?

So d boy should now get his old mother to be converted?

Not yet. . till i land my 2nd deg. .B.Sc's like pure water. .everybody has it.

do u intend reachin d apex(Ph.D) in ya course?

*

Studio, i expect you to post "mtchew" now

yea. . .

do you think answerin dat question makes one sound cocky?

No. . .none that I know of

do you enjoy mathematics?

Lol. . .it seems you're always funny wheneva foul-mouthed Idowu isn't around

this one is funny~

Wetin concern YAKUBU AIYEGBENI & WORLD FOOTBALLER OF THE YEAR AWARD?

SEXUAL JOKER no 1

Efemena_xy:
Mods

I wan complain

e get dis guy for nland wen dey stalk me - day in and day out

I don tell am say I nor gree - im nor wan hear

I don tell am say I don marry - im nor wan hear

I don offer am money - im nor wan comot

I dey ignore am - im still dey follow me like chicken pox

na so-so sex.ua.l jokes im dey post

im dey use triple ID's for jokes section I know 'cos I don check out im IP address!

abeg make una tell am o! make una hold am o!

I nor fit waka for night anymore!! cos im shadow dey every nook 'n cranny

EL-GUAPO a.k.a VICKS a.k.a BONES

his new sexual joke now is : [color=991199]having dreadlock/braids on his pubic hair![/color]

Shaq, don't mind Studio.

Before u know what's happening, he'll turn you into a thread derailer like himself

yinkalink:
Efe,It was nat my fault, d guy already has 2 wives @ home n he was feedin me d 'one n only bullshit here' my sister na God save me oh,because if u c his 2 wives u go fear! Dem resemble sumo wrestlers. Apart 4rm dat he conspird wit a doctor to lie to me dat i wuz pregnant so dat i cld marry him. I usd to wonda why my stomach was nat protudin but he'll sae "dear,its cos of your luvly shape" dats ao u went. Am dissapointd dat u guys just blivd him witout hearin my syd of d story. El,vomit? What brought dat on?

yinkalink:
Efe,It was nat my fault, d guy already has 2 wives @ home n he was feedin me d 'one n only bullshit here' my sister na God save me oh,because if u c his 2 wives u go fear! Dem resemble sumo wrestlers. Apart 4rm dat he conspird wit a doctor to lie to me dat i wuz pregnant so dat i cld marry him. I usd to wonda why my stomach was nat prot_rudin but he'll sae "dear,its cos of your luvly shape" dats ao u went. Am dissapointd dat u guys just blivd him witout hearin my syd of d story. El,vomit? What brought dat on?

priceless. . .

[size=18pt]I N F W L
I NEARLY FARTED WHILE LAUGHING. . . [/size]