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^^una miss road? Lol

no more offtopics. .use d offtopic thread meant 4 dat.

Give us ya complains and we'll see to dat

Cuddle, Romance And Crack Kemi

Y A H O O

Nope. . .they're d current EPL champ

Do you enjoy reading novels as a pastime?

saddler:
Chai!wat a pity.Shey na Idowu b dis?
@jackpot;wetin happen nau,shey u want make she commit suicide!
@El:who add EPHANT 4 ya name!sorry ehn.But make u dey give us joke as u dey do am b4,u don change well well,e b like say Idowu don infest your medulla oblangata [color=deeppink]wif sexual immorality[/color].

@saddler

He used to be a good joker but now all he posts is "i don't know how d rubber leaked and she carried belle instanter".

I wonder how funny all those immoral bull-sheets sound!

I swear. . .i don't know how El-GuapoEPHANT has been bewitched like this. Maybe it's love-potion.

He need prayers

lysaa:
LOL no time for Ekenedilichukwu

@jackpot, hope thats his name?

his Igbo name is Ch_k_dibia.
Lysaa, u dig?

El Guapo:

Mr so u really fink i'ld drop a stool to sit and xchange blahs wiv u?? An underachiever, an attention seeker?

And who told u that Efemena pissed me off turned me down? Did u know ma Stance wiv her before your disastrous influx?? Amebo Ara

U're in a sentence, a Jokeless attention seeker, your calibre of guys have come, ranted and died for nothing - hope u follow suit Amen

i said she turned you down and you started hatin.

Bro El, stop. .you may develop fever very soon. .relax. .wishin somebody dead is not a gentleman act.

I like you alot but promise me you no longer post about pricks, rods and leaking condoms?

Wetin concern keke for expressway?

Wetin concern chima for this thread?

El, now that's what i'm talkin about.
Keep them flowin. .

hell NO. .it'll be like leavin Chelsea game to watch primary school football. .lol

Do you like drinking milk?

Meanwhile no more sexualized comments by El-MASTER

If I ever see his prick or rod dangling in this thread, i'll cut it off, fry it and serve my dog a nice dinner

bright007:
OFFTOPIC WAR 11
Its now very evident that offtopic season v is a failure in totality regarding the spate of array of foul language used by some unscrupulous rifrafs.
@idowuogbo;Why have you decided to drag your rep which is still at its atomic level in the mud.Your self-imposed GHADAFILITY has corrupted your entire entity to a state of no redemption.Untill lately,I never knew u possessed a LAURENGBAGBOLISM attitude which to me can mar your real nature beyond repair if not checked both metaphysically $ other wise.Pls have a rethink when next you are given a chance to show your social ethics either through writing,speaking or otherwise.

as far as joke section is concerned, she is not a joker. .
. .she is a romance specialist.

People like El-Guapo and Hamid deceived her by making her feel like she is a jokes star. She thought she had fan-base until now. She's now faced with reality. .she can no longer post sexual things as she like.

Her nickname is Badosky . .A.K.A. .bad mouth. .doesn't dat explain enough of her Ghadaffism?

Jokers, it's obvious dat this thread has been derailed by those posting manliness rubber stuffs. let's pardon d thread and exercise patience till d 100th page.

No more leaking rubbers and gettin gals pregnant in this thread.

Who is barbing my mustache here?

anonymous:
I.D. .
. .na house u think say i dey?

jst brought my wife for a manicure,

orya shift commot make i watch my favorite show

play boy mansion

you see what i'm talkin about?

people now come here to self-service. .thanks to El.
I know Idowu is now born-again from posting 'pink arse'. Will El-Ephant ever repent from his sinful ways?

**no ofeince intended cos i like sarcastic jokes**

El Guapo:
^ She dey war front abi??

Lemme tell you sumfyn dude, your presence here is hated by all, criticized by few and loved by 2

U're a joke resistant agent, jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

At your absence we made it happen, so bad that u're back

hahahahahaha. . .huhuhuhuhuhu. .hohohohohoho. .

El, I laugh @ you in every 250 dialects of Nigeria.

You made it happen?

While I was away you dissed Efe unnecessarily because she turned you down. Is dat what you made happen?

While i was away, you went back to your old ways and started posting about "leakin condoms and impregnating people". Is dat what you made happen?

EL-EPHANT, stop gettin uncomfortable because i said no SEXUAL IMMORALITY here.
Believe me, those leaking condom junks you always post are not jokes.

pretendin
Anyway, anybody here to carve my mustache?

neyshed:
Like she said u wher only making atention,but if u want everybody to love u like u said in your profile u should behave than rubbish them

@neyshed,
thanks for not soundin rude

BTW, who do you call everybody? I wonder what you mean.
Is it Idowu dat u call everybody?

You make me laugh in Zimbabwe when u said i was looking for attention.
Jackpot never looks for attention. Attention looks for jackpot.
I'm no longer seekin for d heart-attack thread to be moved. I'm just coachin a lil sister. Let things be done right.
IMO a bar setting is better than a bar-bing saloon. In a bar, jokes flow. A spa, you see haircut, lowcut, leaking condoms. .no jokes

If i tell someone to spice up his/her jokes, is it called rubbishing?

By the way, everybody loves me except Spa owner. .
I'm in love with every joker too!

chi-baby:
Huz got a joke?? I wanno smile/laff  

sorry to disappoint you. You dey war-front spa dey ask for jokes

Do you need a haircut?

My lovely Chi, you're looking like a 21st century witch. Meet mrs Idowu to fix your hair.
**no ofeince**

Lol @ neyshed. . .she's gathering pity&emotions

i've already said let's pretend the whole thing is funny.

neyshed, i know you're tryin to save ya job as a barber.

Oya, come barb me low cut

Sledge, u rockkk. . .

I need milk2

some humour

see African Queen

I laugh you in Libyan.
I saw nobody seekin 4 attention but only a funnyless 'she'. JACKPOT neva looks 4 attention. His middle name is 'attention'. He is a gentleguyman.
I didn't bother joinin ya saloon thread b4 but since it's only 1 offtopic, you know d rest. . .

I won't join you in your mud-slinging and names calling. . .

pretending as if d whole thing is funny

Madam, come and fix my nails. I also need dreadlocks like Taribo West.
CMEO

~they need milk

Muki, can i meetin you. .lolz

Idowuogbo:
Jackpot, If u don't find me funny tuff enter molue and get off @ d next stop tseeeeeeew

@house
Plss ignore him his missions are obvious
Let's kip d mood goin without busybodies

@el
Na swagga wey hin no get dey run hin belle u fit dash am onequarter of your ginger shA

ROTFCMEO
ROLLING ON THE FLOOR CRYING MY EYES OUT.

I laff in Swahili when u mentioned "house".
Who is the house if not us?

A house you already divided?

I see how you cunningly avoided bright's posts. .is dat not division?

You're just busy crackin jokes like "baby come lemme fix you Arabian weavon", "do you need to barbe ya hair".
I wonder who is even laffin @ such posts. Is dat what guys waste their browsing credit to see?

As far as joke section is concerned, do you have any jokes collection thread? Why you see yaself as a joker is what i don't know.

Are you worried because ya strippin and massage section has been busted and raided by men of SSS? Lol

Idowu
talk 2 me straight and leave Efe out of this: you were here when El is dissing Efe. Did you caution him?
Answer is NO!
Why must you 'para' if i say what i see?

I reject this as a joke!

This is d height of internet campaign of calumny against our president.

what doesn't break you serves to make you stronger

@yinka
nobody is fantasizing about you an inch. .you should be thanking me for includin ur name in my sig. .
remember i don't follow those chasing you like tom and jerry for every thread. . I'm a GENTLEMAN!
I know i've come under attacks recently cos of dat signature but i don't expect you to join d train.

Well i'll change d motha'fooka

No. .Nadal is my pick

will you watch Wrestlemania 27 live?

Yinka, would you like to assassinate me?
Do you want me dead?

bright007:
@EL-EPHANT:You are about to exhume wat has been buried.Last warning!!!

I like how Idowu stopped posting "red smoking hawt arse". She's learnt her lessons d hard way!
She now comes to post "do you need a manicure, pedicure" or "do you need weavon fixing or hair-retouching"
i even wonder if those are jokes.

There are some people you don't mess with. .people's favorite like chykason, 007, efe, etc. .

El Guapo:

@Jackpot, Mr preacher.
For long i've been tolerating your unattidunal acts here, your preach bout sex, u acting like u know it all and wanting to control all.
If u're below 18 and gets freaked out when sex is brought in, i strongly fink u've got a chance to leave this blogging site.
Dont ask me what i do, why i do them and how i should them, we all are here to make out a laughing time not to be directed by a fellow mate.
And mind the way u edit ma comments! Stil wondering what u'ld be like if ever made a moderator Jeez

@Ney, man do u read the bible always??
What did peter do when queried if he knew Jesus??
Dont tell me u'ld do that if Shaq, Bright and Nazict Jackpot happens to come up against me

truth is dat i like you boy, but since dis spa is jokes-dry, quoting you makes dis place worthwhile. .
**Seriously**
if you don't want to make enemies, stop dissing Efemena. .she is a dear