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Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:11pm On Mar 24, 2011
joannes7:
i guess thats what you grew up on. your Pappy's S.p.e.r.m!!!
dumb broad!!!
eeeewwww
*spits*
Jokes EtcRe: Greedy Baby by jackpot(f): 12:10pm On Mar 24, 2011
joannes7:
i guess thats what you grew up on. your Pappy's S.p.e.r.m!!!
dumb broad!!!
eeeewwww
*spits*
Jokes EtcRe: Bad Day by jackpot(f): 12:04pm On Mar 24, 2011
We're in jokes baybyyy cool grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Bad Day by jackpot(f): 12:02pm On Mar 24, 2011
**mouths sealed**
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Chronicle by jackpot(f): 11:55am On Mar 24, 2011
Phate 07, well done!
Jokes EtcRe: Have You Ever Ask This Question? by jackpot(f): 11:51am On Mar 24, 2011
xynerise, you chop winch? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: First Lady Revolts! by jackpot(f): 11:49am On Mar 24, 2011
profanity? which thread? huh
Jokes EtcRe: Bad Day by jackpot(f): 11:42am On Mar 24, 2011
Top helmet or cond. . below helmet? grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Bad Day by jackpot(f): 11:42am On Mar 24, 2011
Top helmet or cond. . below helmet grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Rude Gurl by jackpot(f): 11:39am On Mar 24, 2011
Lol. . .we stand outsyd dey watch wrestlin 4 market place, abi? grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: First Lady Revolts! by jackpot(f): 11:37am On Mar 24, 2011
It's just pun.

well, yeah. . .my child tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: Can You Imagine! by jackpot(f): 11:20am On Mar 24, 2011
^^check Joke section. It's already there
Jokes EtcRe: Bad Day by jackpot(f): 11:15am On Mar 24, 2011
[coughs lightly]
sista, you called me? grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: First Lady Revolts! by jackpot(f): 11:12am On Mar 24, 2011
^^is dat young chapess Lyssason?
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by jackpot(f): 11:04am On Mar 24, 2011
[coughs] [chokes] [coughs again] grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:01am On Mar 24, 2011
you go carry her come play chat for dis hotel spa ? grin wink
Jokes EtcRe: Rude Gurl by jackpot(f): 10:57am On Mar 24, 2011
but bros, carry ya pure water goods 4 head go dey sell na. . . grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: This Kain Court by jackpot(f): 10:53am On Mar 24, 2011
^^i love this wink grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by jackpot(f): 10:51am On Mar 24, 2011
yulad:
Baby u r so Damn pretty, with the most perfect shape ever, notice that i have said nothing about your brains. Thats because i'm yet to be convinced of its functionality or even its existence. tongue
^^i love this tongue tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by jackpot(f): 10:43am On Mar 24, 2011
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? cool

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? cool cool

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? cool cool cool

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? cool cool cool cool

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? cool cool cool cool cool

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons? cool cool cool cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Can You Imagine! by jackpot(f): 10:10am On Mar 24, 2011
Dis a.s.s wey u just dey toss 4 every thread sef grin tongue

if u touch a.s.s, avoid shiit tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Bashys Wedding by jackpot(f): 10:07am On Mar 24, 2011
Mtchew ;>(
Jokes EtcRe: First Lady Revolts! by jackpot(f): 10:02am On Mar 24, 2011
This joke is targeted towards a political figure this election period.
Therefore i don't see humour in it.
[s]besides i don't fink GEJ supporter can post this thing[/s]

@OP

YOU ARE IN JOKE SECTION not POLITICS SECTION
Jokes EtcRe: Rude Gurl by jackpot(f): 9:37am On Mar 24, 2011
Shark
shift ya head go left, you dey block my view cool tongue grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: This Kain Court by jackpot(f): 9:34am On Mar 24, 2011
shakara4u:
tough day?

pele, wanna go to d spa
or u want a massage at home
besides wat did u say

ops!left my manners, mornin luv
wit dat ur hairy KING KONG hands. . .
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: This Kain Court by jackpot(f): 9:31am On Mar 24, 2011
shakara4u:
baby, its tru, just got to let them talk,


@jackpot,cant i funkify my woman's name again?
oops! Step on it! There you go! None stopping ya. . . cool
Jokes EtcRe: Greedy Baby by jackpot(f): 9:27am On Mar 24, 2011
Studio CFR:
whatever!


Where is the joke?
Mtchew
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:25am On Mar 24, 2011
shakara4u:
dude,wake up, luv is a movin train lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
errmmm. . .bros, are you in loff? huh cool
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:22am On Mar 24, 2011
LOOOoooooOOOL

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bright007:
Morning Nairalanders,I wanna use this medium to intimate u guys with the prevailing unsocial altitude propagated through outright misuse of written language supposedly directed at blindly-hated members.This seeming decadence has been the norm for more than two weeks $ has aggravated to thread derailing,unsocial behaviour $ gross misuse of the forum.After much deliberation,I,Bright007 on behalf of all decent,incorruptible,well-behaved $ well-meaning members of the forum is using this medium to advice,beg,warn all members who are guilty of this social misconduct $ consequently such attitude will not be condolled.I hereby issue a yellow card to all defaulters.Further insistence will attract an outright RED.
well said! GBAM!!!

a kiss 4 a kiss

There is a fine like between joking diss and outright diss uncalled for.
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills - (Part 2) by jackpot(f): 8:53am On Mar 24, 2011
Nwantakiri na agba suru gede, i na agba suru gede, ö putara na i maghi na suru gede bu egwu ndi mmuo?

cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:19am On Mar 24, 2011
Thank Gawd you avoided d kiss.
who knows, it would'a been fatal!
grin grin grin

so Efe, howdy? cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:18am On Mar 24, 2011
Thank Gawd you avoided d kiss.
who knows, it would'a been fatal!
grin grin grin

so Efe, howdy? cool cool cool

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