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*Kails*:
@ topic.

Its the memories.
I have a hard time getting past them.
Even if the guy turn out not to be shppppoot lol
The good timez would hold me back from leaving.

Im a sentimental gal.

PretiEbony: No!!!

Are you an Elephant?

PretiEbony: No!!!

Are you an Elephant?

Nah.

Ebony dear, sometimes after applying make-up in front of that your neighbor's window which you use as a mirror, have fou felt the window whispering "you are ugly, madam!!!" immediately you finish and turn your back to go?

Sweery, don't lie!

Richard.:
Why Do Brothers And Sisters Become Less Friendly And Less Close When They Grow?

I ask this because I feel the pains and the trauma most. I know how close we used to be when we were kids. I am the last and I know how beautiful it used to be but now its different as we have grown.

Am not saying that I don't carter for myself now or something of that nature but it feels not good when I remember how close we were. I feel the pain more as the last and for the fact that our parents are late, could it be the cause?

No, because I know families seem apart when they grow older even when the parents are still alive. I feel abandoned and less loved because its no more same.

Please why does a family seem less friendly and less close as they grow?

larride: Hiiiii

hello, dear

*takes a sneak peek at his pockets and quickly recollects myself*

larry sweery, I miss you!

Richard.:
Why Do Brothers And Sisters Become Less Friendly And Less Close When They Grow?

I ask this because I feel the pains and the trauma most. I know how close we used to be when we were kids. I am the last and I know how beautiful it used to be but now its different as we have grown.

Am not saying that I don't carter for myself now or something of that nature but it feels not good when I remember how close we were. I feel the pain more as the last and for the fact that our parents are late, could it be the cause?

No, because I know families seem apart when they grow older even when the parents are still alive. I feel abandoned and less loved because its no more same.

Please why does a family seem less friendly and less close as they grow?

why do I feel they are seriously neglecting you financially?

*no offence!*

jidegirl12: My closet ; my tops and pants / skirts/ leggings/ tights has to be on seperate sides and colour coordinated and I don't want his shirt on my side or I will nag ( I know , I can be very touchy)

My kitchen; I really don't care, that's where we spend more time so I don't mind cleaning up after them every minute.

My toys ; nobody I repeat nobody touches my toys without my permission first

Clemzy16: I'm always crazy about the toilet. Hate seeing my simblings go to the toilet without flushing those big big sh[i]t!

booqee: Mumu..you're complaining in jokes section instead of the section pyguru moderates. Or prolly you're scared of him??

na you be mumu sef. Pyguru is a bot; he moderates all sections of sperrms spams!

Efemena_xy: No.

PretiEbony: [size=120pt]Bar closed[/size]

*blows cigarettes and puffs smoke towards her*

Efemena_xy: Jackie.

I'm bored. Nothing happening in my usual sections joints.

Entertain me pls.

bin gbagbo: see madman calling correct men madmen

27naira: Who dey here? (Shouting naija style)
Madam, you get fresh catfish pepper soup wey you prepare today?
Bring Heineken first and Andrew liver salt.

"Looking around for: No credit today, come tomorrow but couldn't find it"

e no go easy oh

mikuz: Guy something dey scratch you. I swear!

mikuz bro

clemogusGC: front page pls mod https://www.nairaland.com/1091706/remember-old-lamp-what-remember

was that funny to you?

you deserve to be tied upside down and hung with a rope, I swaaaar

Efemena_xy: I knew it was just a matter of time before you fall back to your usual dirty self jokes. I hear there's a rival offtopic thread in town. Now you berra go down on your hands and knees and apologize and beg me to stay. Else I go switch over.

**This is no idle threat, after all, you nor even get females here...***

*squeezes #20 notes inside her palms as a bribe token*

efe dear

bright007: ...haha..shey una miss road ni?na here una come dey do "I miss u,talk ya own"?....

**move closer to efe and whispers into her ears***efe dear....let's go over to d V.I.P section,I wanna have a public private discussion with you..[/color]

Room 16 please

Bin Gbagbo is scared of dating booqee and suspects she has AIDS!

engrfcuksmtin: Bin, permission to drill this boobsqee's punnywell.

bin gbagbo: no problem, but only protect yaself. . . .i dont trust that gurl called booqee. . . .AIDS is real