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 Romance › Re: Why Do Women Never Let Go Of Their Ex's by jackpot(f): 9:08pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
[quote author=*Kails*]@ topic. Its the memories. I have a hard time getting past them. Even if the guy turn out not to be shppppoot lol The good timez would hold me back from leaving. Im a sentimental gal.[/quote]mz darkclit~ sweery, whats poppin'?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by jackpot(f): 9:42am On Nov 13, 2012 |
PretiEbony: No!!! PretiEbony: No!!!Nah.  Ebony dear, sometimes after applying make-up in front of that your neighbor's window which you use as a mirror, have fou felt the window whispering "you are ugly, madam!!!" immediately you finish and turn your back to go?  Sweery, don't lie!  |
| Family › Re: Why Do Siblings Become Less Friendly When They Grow? by jackpot(f): 9:44pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
[quote author=Richard.]Why Do Brothers And Sisters Become Less Friendly And Less Close When They Grow? I ask this because I feel the pains and the trauma most. I know how close we used to be when we were kids. I am the last and I know how beautiful it used to be but now its different as we have grown. Am not saying that I don't carter for myself now or something of that nature but it feels not good when I remember how close we were. I feel the pain more as the last and for the fact that our parents are late, could it be the cause? No, because I know families seem apart when they grow older even when the parents are still alive. I feel abandoned and less loved because its no more same. Please why does a family seem less friendly and less close as they grow?[/quote] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 9:38pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
larride: Hiiiiihello, dear *takes a sneak peek at his pockets and quickly recollects myself*  larry sweery, I miss you! |
| Family › Re: Why Do Siblings Become Less Friendly When They Grow? by jackpot(f): 9:34pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
[quote author=Richard.]Why Do Brothers And Sisters Become Less Friendly And Less Close When They Grow? I ask this because I feel the pains and the trauma most. I know how close we used to be when we were kids. I am the last and I know how beautiful it used to be but now its different as we have grown. Am not saying that I don't carter for myself now or something of that nature but it feels not good when I remember how close we were. I feel the pain more as the last and for the fact that our parents are late, could it be the cause? No, because I know families seem apart when they grow older even when the parents are still alive. I feel abandoned and less loved because its no more same. Please why does a family seem less friendly and less close as they grow?[/quote]why do I feel they are seriously neglecting you financially?   *no offence!* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 10:44pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
^ Efe dear, but I thought you loved me pass your dildos. Why are you persecuting me?  |
| Family › Re: Where Are You Crazy About In Your House? by jackpot(f): 3:55pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
jidegirl12: My closet ; my tops and pants / skirts/ leggings/ tights has to be on seperate sides and colour coordinated and I don't want his shirt on my side or I will nag ( I know , I can be very touchy)jide dear, why dildos? Is his banana not good enough? |
| Family › Re: Where Are You Crazy About In Your House? by jackpot(f): 3:46pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
Clemzy16: I'm always crazy about the toilet. Hate seeing my simblings go to the toilet without flushing those big big sh[i]t!*covers face and runs outta thread* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by jackpot(f): 2:59pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
[size=24pt]**BURNS DOWN THREAD**[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 2:51pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
booqee: Mumu..you're complaining in jokes section instead of the section pyguru moderates. Or prolly you're scared of him??na you be mumu sef. Pyguru is a bot; he moderates all sections of |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 5:54am On Nov 09, 2012 |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]No.[/quote] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 11:39pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
PretiEbony: [size=120pt]Bar closed[/size]*blows cigarettes and puffs smoke towards her* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 11:25pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]Jackie. I'm bored. Nothing happening in my usual Entertain me pls.[/quote]should I sing for you, mi lady? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Top 3 Madmen In Jokes Section: Research!! by jackpot(f): 9:46pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: see madman calling correct men madmenwill you keep quiet there, you widower! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 8:41pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
27naira: Who dey here? (Shouting naija style)the thing dey but i was just looking for a nail to hang it. Here it is. . .
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Top 3 Madmen In Jokes Section: Research!! by jackpot(f): 4:52pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
my top 3 [size=24pt]bin gbagbo rough Ryda condom bumnisogun[/size]  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 10:42am On Nov 08, 2012 |
^so says the federal ministry of health |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 9:56am On Nov 07, 2012 |
^hello  care for cigarettes? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by jackpot(f): 10:30pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
No, by far this is the best innovative Jokes thread i've seen. I suggest bright deserves to be honored for her efforts in taking this section to greater heights. He is a galactico and among the creme-de'la-creme of Jokes section. Don't you agree? |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Describe Your Present Job With One Word by jackpot(f): 10:14pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
purfectttttttt! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 9:06pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
mikuz: Guy something dey scratch you. I swear!mikuz bro |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 4:35pm On Nov 03, 2012 |
clemogusGC: front page pls mod https://www.nairaland.com/1091706/remember-old-lamp-what-rememberwas that funny to you? you deserve to be tied upside down and hung with a rope, I swaaaar |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 4:30pm On Nov 03, 2012 |
Dusts the whole bar getting ready for today's business. . .business so promising Brings over a bottle of kai-kai dry-gin, pours a couple o' shots & takes a sip. . .aaah rolls over my merry-go-round chair, sits down and looks outside as passers-by passes by **nice rhymes** |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 4:27pm On Nov 03, 2012 |
[quote author=Efemena_xy]I knew it was just a matter of time before you fall back to your usual dirty **This is no idle threat, after all, you nor even get females here...***[/quote]*squeezes #20 notes inside her palms as a efe dear  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(op): 10:20pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
bright007: ...haha..shey una miss road ni?na here una come dey do "I miss u,talk ya own"?....[color=red]Lol! **move closer to efe and whispers into her ears***efe dear....let's go over to d V.I.P section,I wanna have aRoom 16 please |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by jackpot(f): 4:54am On Nov 01, 2012*. Modified: 5:10am On Nov 01, 2012 |
Bin Gbagbo is scared of dating booqee and suspects she has AIDS! engrfcuksmtin: Bin, permission to drill this bin gbagbo: no problem, but only protect yaself. . . .i dont trust that gurl called booqee. . . .AIDS is real |
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