₦airaland Forum

booqee: ^^home wetin?! Taaa! Abeg no just talk dat tin! I'd rather drink goat piss dan be friends with dat dung.

Ben-10:
hmmm sori Efe, I have no idea. Don't even see him on Fbk any more.. I guess he's grown up.
How are doing too/ been a yle. Hope u good.

Ben-10:
hehe... I'm still thinking of what that is.
Howdy, Jackie.. been a while.

Efemena_xy: Has this new thread of yours got captivating stuff? Good quality jokes that'll rake in the posters??

guess what'll be coming next?


























Bush pig!!!

Adikam: I wan go cari shekpe &monkeytail com b4 cold go enta person bodi.plz i woun't torelate credit

Efemena_xy: ^^ Frigging lesbian dyke

Efe dear, how does it feel paying double t-fare because of that size-45 conglomerate arrse of yours?

No wonder you can't find a man!

Efemena_xy: @ Bright.

Because una dey deceive am sey im get talent!

Efe dear, it's very easy to detect when you're seeing your menses, you know?

bridove@ovi.com:
Am bridove,Female,am new here,need friends dat can invest deir time in malife

shattap over dia, you gala&LaCasera seller. Just say you want a sugar mummy!

engrfcuksmtin: Breaks bottle on her head. Gives her overdose of brain cleaner

*goes over to him and leans my cute small head on his shoulders*
dear, can you imagine? She's throwing me verbal bombs because I'm much younger unlike her that looks like a sexy witch.

engineer dear, hope you ain't gonna stand and watch her bully me?

Efemena_xy: *** Ignores the s*h*i*t above her ***

na lie jor. The thing touch you small. . .

larride: So if all of us be by-stander na who go come light up this thread abi na only Jackie get the license to spice things up??

Make i no vex for you ooo

BTW, do you know where i can get some K-legged pork pepper-soup

bin gbagbo: thanks, thats a human being right there!!!

keep quiet there, this 65 yr old sterile monk!

i-smoke-weed:
can you use a SPOON to bail out water from a sinking ship?

Ben-10:
Bar-woman,what's selling the most here? I want to 'be among'.

vanishing cream

Chidera Favour: Hmnnn! calln anoda person's name doesnt mean anything as far as it doesnt affect dea future love,I hv seen a girl who gave dt cup of wine served in a traditional marriage 2 anoda guy bt her husband ignored it as if d act was planned and for years now dey hv been living in peace wtout any problem,blessed wt childrean & unimarginable wealth.hahahahahaha

Asaba man: what is on today's menu. please.....

Asaba man: what is on today's menu. please.....

lilkech: 2012 has come

and is going . . . going . . .

Soon gone, but guess what ?

JOKES SECTION REMAINS THE 'SAHARA DESERT' that it was as at 31st December 2011

na real wah !

what actually have you done to "palliative" the situation?

*no offence*

booqee: Dani i'm waiting pls.....

*ignoring the shi.t above me*

larride: Hello Bar

booqee: Dani i'm waiting pls.....

*ignoring the shi.t above me*

i am sorry but your request is silly and trivialised. Your mod is human, do the one you can. He must not do everything for you!

larride: Hello Bar

xynerise: *clears throat*

got catarrh?

Chimezie198: sugar wots up?

i am fine, chewing gum.

#shy#








and you

booqee: ^^the joke is inside ur toto. Finger urself very well you will find it.

booqee: ^^the joke is inside ur toto. Finger urself very well you will find it.

larride: Okay, oya give me fried akamu with bread

drags him to the corner **********na tomorrow i go give you money oooo***********

larride: shey this bar woman don get belle ni

was actually waiting for tomorrow so that I can serve your meal and COLLECT MY MONEY CASHHHHH


*prepares the fried akamu with bread, serves it in a tray*

*still holding the tray in my hand*

oya, where your money