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Efemena_xy: *** Just strolling by...***

Efeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . .

longest time

bright007: just drove past this bar in ma escalade

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troydbos: You are being biassed...booqee, Larride and others can actually testify to it dt Mogulo actually started d whole scenerio...am nt even disputing d fact dt he yabbeb me, bt i cant take it lightly wit anybody yabbing my parents....or yabbing me in d lang i dont even understand

how then did you know it is a yab?

Laitesmart: No be only Acorn, na Amaize.

Laitesmart: Ra what?? U no get money to invite pasuma cum do jump 4 u?

pasu wetin?

We even plan on inviting Akon sef

larride: Yes, thanks

Where can i see some coloured yansh for here now?

larride: Bar man/woman, i need a very hot tea with bread and bacon egg

welcome sah, have a seat.
**ushers him to a seat**

**prepares his orders and places it on his table.**

oga, make I bring straw for you to use drink the tea?

Laitesmart: Any musician in di*hiccups*..dii.i.s bar?... I wa.n.n.na danz!

*starts tuning the radio*

yuungzee: am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot

BINGBAGBO1: mudini was on a bus heading to Onitsha and before they had gotten halfway the journey he had messed about 69 tymes.
this annoyed everyone but could not talk, till they got to a junction where mudini called an egg seller to buy some boiled eggs.just after he bought the eggs , every passenger got down and took to their heels!

why??

Maria-G:
nope, was photoshopped from my dad's compound....yea, thats moi

nne, you suppose to dey answer "Iruka" oo

bj baba: happy birtday, storborn girl.
cos u no won date me.

Kolade9: So all of una sense no fit tell una say una suppose munch her pic ehn..... Well we wey no see the pic dey lucky.... God knws hw many buckets i'll fill with vomit if i had seen the pic...

tell me you are lying, please~

neyshed: both..and pot where are d old frndz??

*serves him 2 bottles of Limca*

er, they're still around. The hor.ny ones have relocated to Romance section.

*pulls a chair and sits near him, observes closely his overgrown beards *

booqee: Ok..If the artiste mentioned are not in ur own list of "slap hug or kiss", u could put another name.

booqee: Ok..If the artiste mentioned are not in ur own list of "slap hug or kiss", u could put another name.

Laitesmart: Anyhw.

oga, the toast na double price oo

neyshed: lost in d desert for 2yrs and back in d bar..still very much recognized wit all d dust and rashis..Ehnm.,Pot! Give me 2bottles of Limca make i take cool my body 1st

bin gbagbo: walks into the bar. . .

looks left, turns right. . .nobody there. . .. . . . .





*squats and releases four strong bullets of shittz *



takes to my heels as i see houseflies and other dangerous insects engulf the bar

bingo and whiskey, here is your breakfast!!!

*send my dogs after him*

yahooman: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

How did you take your time to read these after you were notified not to read. That really shows your level of stubbornness.

may a wall gecko crawl up your arsse!

larride: Bar Waitress, I told you to come collect ur money for inside my office na.

[s]na that roadside hut where you dey repair bicycles, na im you dey call office
[/s]

Oya give me garri and egusi soup with beef.

Laitesmart: U be ibo guy?

Why ur eye dey penetrate my pocket? Anyway sha. No worry. I am a clearing and forwading agent. Give me 409 i.e fried dog meat.

would you like it toasted, Sire?

Ajibel: *staggers into the bar naked*


i n-e-ee-d a b-b-ott-le of urine mixed with shitt

*faintzzz*

be civil, you this finger-suckling kid. Are you madt